stef
@crickwooder.bsky.social
phily sprots 5-ever. frequent capslock poster. atheist. disney parks fan. toastie twitter. trump voters are nazis. terfs can fuck off. not sorry about any of it.
not to that extent, BUT
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
not to that extent, BUT
"I wasn't naughty pls pay attention to meeeeeeee"
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"I wasn't naughty pls pay attention to meeeeeeee"
fuckin goofy ass animal
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
fuckin goofy ass animal
I'm guessing these accounts are quoting the linked video but there's punctuation that can help with that because otherwise you all look like bots desperate for engagement
of course, por que no los dos, etc
of course, por que no los dos, etc
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm guessing these accounts are quoting the linked video but there's punctuation that can help with that because otherwise you all look like bots desperate for engagement
of course, por que no los dos, etc
of course, por que no los dos, etc
"Whatever you think a 'good morning' is, this ain't it, pal," says a Susie who would prefer to sleep on her dad's side of the bed all day
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"Whatever you think a 'good morning' is, this ain't it, pal," says a Susie who would prefer to sleep on her dad's side of the bed all day
fortunately he married someone with the tenacity of a dachshund and highly advanced internet search skills: the eBay package arrived today!
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
fortunately he married someone with the tenacity of a dachshund and highly advanced internet search skills: the eBay package arrived today!
hey guys guess who's not surprised
me
and you, if you've been paying attention
me
and you, if you've been paying attention
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
hey guys guess who's not surprised
me
and you, if you've been paying attention
me
and you, if you've been paying attention
Second (and final) tree!
Now I have to put the rest of Thanksgiving away, but at least we got the trees up before the kids left!
Now I have to put the rest of Thanksgiving away, but at least we got the trees up before the kids left!
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Second (and final) tree!
Now I have to put the rest of Thanksgiving away, but at least we got the trees up before the kids left!
Now I have to put the rest of Thanksgiving away, but at least we got the trees up before the kids left!
Tree number one is up!
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tree number one is up!
time for the Christmas mugs to come out
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
time for the Christmas mugs to come out
the grocery store the day after thanksgiving is good, actually
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
the grocery store the day after thanksgiving is good, actually
we had a dog guest today and someone is worn right tf out
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
we had a dog guest today and someone is worn right tf out
It's not THE most artistic board BUT: look at my pepperoni rose! LOOK AT IT! I made a pepperoni rose! I'M SO EXCITED
eat your heart out, MARTHA FUCKIN STEWART
(ilu Martha Stewart you're the best)
eat your heart out, MARTHA FUCKIN STEWART
(ilu Martha Stewart you're the best)
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's not THE most artistic board BUT: look at my pepperoni rose! LOOK AT IT! I made a pepperoni rose! I'M SO EXCITED
eat your heart out, MARTHA FUCKIN STEWART
(ilu Martha Stewart you're the best)
eat your heart out, MARTHA FUCKIN STEWART
(ilu Martha Stewart you're the best)
lookit what I remembered this year!
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
lookit what I remembered this year!
Turkey is resting and the table is set! Not pictured: kitchen counter chaos
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Turkey is resting and the table is set! Not pictured: kitchen counter chaos
traditional beverages are go
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
traditional beverages are go
Spouse and oldest are on their way home from the airport and I am enjoying my last few minutes of this before I become the spare human for five days
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Spouse and oldest are on their way home from the airport and I am enjoying my last few minutes of this before I become the spare human for five days
Susie says "go Susie"
which to be fair we haven't really done anything to persuade her otherwise, it's us, we're the problem
which to be fair we haven't really done anything to persuade her otherwise, it's us, we're the problem
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Susie says "go Susie"
which to be fair we haven't really done anything to persuade her otherwise, it's us, we're the problem
which to be fair we haven't really done anything to persuade her otherwise, it's us, we're the problem
Roscoe says "go birds"
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Roscoe says "go birds"
Crystal is getting her Bath and Body Works stuff! Girlfriend's been waiting almost two months for this, I hope she gets everything she wants!
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Crystal is getting her Bath and Body Works stuff! Girlfriend's been waiting almost two months for this, I hope she gets everything she wants!
UGH fine I'll get up I GUESS
good morning, go birds, etc
good morning, go birds, etc
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
UGH fine I'll get up I GUESS
good morning, go birds, etc
good morning, go birds, etc
god bless, I know you have to suggest something, anything, but I can't make a mirepoix with potatoes
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
god bless, I know you have to suggest something, anything, but I can't make a mirepoix with potatoes