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• Identical Twin 👯‍♀️ Lifelong @Orioles fan 🧡🖤⚾️ @Eagles fan #FlyEaglesFly 🦅• Keepin’ the @backstreetboys Pride Alive • President of the Seranthony Domínguez Fan Club •
Remember when we felt like we had NO right handed hitters and now we have ALL the right handed hitters????
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
There’s nothing “top tier” about his defensive coordinating
The Cardinals are firing coach Jonathan Gannon, sources say.

Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
January 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
From Ken Rosenthal and Will Sammon of The Athletic:
January 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The pressure on Mike Elias to acquire that top starting pitcher just doubled
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I mean if the Bears determine our seed anyway, I’m fine with the Commodes ruining their draft position to beat our backups in a meaningless game
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Clear as day hip drop tackle by Jeremy Reeves on Grant Calcaterra. Not called. (It rarely is - just fined by the league later.)

Calcaterra down.

WAS LB Frankie Luvu a habitual hip drop tackler. Guessing the Commanders' staff doesn't try to coach that out of their players.
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
That was a clear as day hip drop tackle. Dirty ass Commanders
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I just realized that I’ll be in Sarasota for O’s Spring Training in only 2 months! Anyone else going?? Can’t wait for Millie’s breakfasts and afternoons at Ed Smith Stadium ☀️🌴⚾️
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It’s GAME DAY (how in the world is it week 18 already)!!!

GO [back up] BIRDS DH 🦅💚🏈
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I HAVE NEVER NEEDED SOMETHING MORE IN MY LIFE MIKE ELIAS I AM BEGGING
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
🤩🤩🤩
2025 MLB Home Run Leaders By Position
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Precisely
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I’d do almost anything for just a *shred* of a legitimate Orioles top free agent starting pitcher rumor. I’m so bored
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Today sure would be the perfect day for Mike Elias to acquire that top end starting pitcher
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Need to see the #’s first, but does this take them out of the Bichette running? Or maybe even Tucker?
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Japanese third baseman Kazuma Okamoto and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
“Peace president” my ASS.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Ryan Ripken’s “👀” tweet was about the Ravens long snapper joining the show to announce an extension? 😐
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January 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
RYAN RIPKEN JUST TWEETED EYEBALLS ON THE OTHER SITE AND I GOT SO EXCITED…just to realize it’s probably about the Ravens player signing an extension and nothing to do with the Orioles.
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January 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It’s a beautiful day for Scott Boras to come back down to earth so Mike Elias can sign Ranger Suarez to a nice 5 year contract. 🤗
January 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
My district just announced a virtual day on Monday due to Corporal Snook’s services being held in the middle of our district and the massive amounts of traffic, so I’m now rushing into work to get my work computer and anything else I need
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Imai signed today yet I’ve been no less insufferable with repeatedly and obsessively refreshing social media for any type of Orioles starting pitching rumors.
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I started coming down with cold symptoms last night and now I have stomach bug symptoms on top of that. I am not having fun 😭😭 I was supposed to get bloodwork done tomorrow but looks like I’ll be rescheduling to a 6:30am-before-work appointment 😫😫😫
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Hoping Imai getting less years than originally thought helps Ranger (er, Boras really) wake up and not only realize he isn’t getting 7 years, but also decide to sign a 4 (or no more than 5) year deal with the Orioles.
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Welp
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM