Lou Reed Blankenship
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Formerly Pat Burrell Ives - still not in heaven. Barry’s Ethereal Bisexual.
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
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November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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In 2015 Jeffrey Epstein received one issue of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s JokeLand newsletter.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In 2015 Jeffrey Epstein received one issue of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s JokeLand newsletter.
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
Jeff Epstein? The sloppy emailer?
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Jeff Epstein? The sloppy emailer?
They knew. They all did
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
They knew. They all did
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Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
The “e” in email stands for “evidence”
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The “e” in email stands for “evidence”
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no toad what have you done
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
no toad what have you done
Eagles vs. Packers, Monday Night Clash of NFC Powerhouses
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November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Eagles vs. Packers, Monday Night Clash of NFC Powerhouses
More like Senate Minority Wimp, haha clowns in Congress 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
More like Senate Minority Wimp, haha clowns in Congress 🤡
MILF Manor
PAWG Palace
PAWG Palace
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
MILF Manor
PAWG Palace
PAWG Palace
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Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/
RIP to a great man of science, whose work formed the foundation for so m… ::touches earpiece:: Oh my God he said what?!
NEW YORK (AP) — James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
RIP to a great man of science, whose work formed the foundation for so m… ::touches earpiece:: Oh my God he said what?!
Ambivalent about the merits of the pardon but once again, Trump isn’t beating the “Brain culturally frozen in late 1980s New York City” allegations
NEW: President Trump pardons baseball legend Darryl Strawberry, who was convicted of tax evasion charges.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ambivalent about the merits of the pardon but once again, Trump isn’t beating the “Brain culturally frozen in late 1980s New York City” allegations
Bethany with yet another strong entry for the “Making Up People To Get Mad At” Award for 2025
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bethany with yet another strong entry for the “Making Up People To Get Mad At” Award for 2025
Chip Kelly go back to college
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Chip Kelly go back to college
Whenever I feed or give my dog water I like to pet him and say “there you go. On the house!” I think it makes him feel really special
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Whenever I feed or give my dog water I like to pet him and say “there you go. On the house!” I think it makes him feel really special
I made myself laugh picturing an early 2010s Portland/Bushwick style eatery with Edison bulbs and exposed duct work serving traditional Army fare called “shit + shingle”
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown trib.al/5WGvUOq
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown
The only dining facility for junior troops at the Army’s Fort Leavenworth in Kansas has been closed due to funding issues.
trib.al
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I made myself laugh picturing an early 2010s Portland/Bushwick style eatery with Edison bulbs and exposed duct work serving traditional Army fare called “shit + shingle”
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Tenth anniversary of "What did John Tesh think of Mad Max: Fury Road?"
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tenth anniversary of "What did John Tesh think of Mad Max: Fury Road?"
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
New Jersey just elected a Governor born in Virginia and Virginia just elected a Governor born in New Jersey
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
New Jersey just elected a Governor born in Virginia and Virginia just elected a Governor born in New Jersey