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Daniel Frances
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Loving my Spotify ‘wrapped’,they should rename it ‘who gives a fucking shit’
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Touching The Void, Christmas movie right?
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
(Listening to French radio)
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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🤷🏽‍♀️
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Might read a book. 📕

Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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heeeeere's Carey!
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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It's called a napkin because it's soaked in chloroform.
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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After careful consideration I've decided to withdraw from private life as well.
October 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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🎶 Spring roll for shitter… 🎶
October 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.

But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.

Good night.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I'm not going to dunk-quote but I do have to note that "you only hate LLMs because you're too stupid to appreciate how awesome it is" is the exact argument we heard on loop from people whose ugly monkey jpegs are now worth approximately two-fifths of a fart
October 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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My favourite of these was my winky flat in Deptford.

Not only were there constant wall-scrabblings but also distinctly separate squeaks and chitters.

It turned out that the rats in the walls were actively fighting a turf war against an incursion of squirrels for the back half of the flat.
Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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The average reading age in the United Kingdom is 11. They should concentrate maybe on fixing the education system here, instead of testing the educational abilities, of others.
October 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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bro they're rebomping your smoops on flimpy
October 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.
April 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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i do not think,
therefore i do not am
October 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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There is no such thing as the perfect pictu-

well, fuck.
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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(Eleanor rigby) Hannibal lecter puts on the mask so his mouth cannot eat…. People for meat
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM