Past Me Dev
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Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
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between this and Not Like Us it’s been a rough couple years
USGS: PRELIMINARY 8.0 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE STRIKES DRAKE PASSAGE
August 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
between this and Not Like Us it’s been a rough couple years
Some good news!
BREAKING NEWS: Federal judge in Miami orders Alligator Alcatraz, the concentration camp in the middle of the Everglades, to be dismantled within 60 days and blocks any new detainees from being brought into the facility.
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storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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August 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Some good news!
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shout
shout
let it all out
press on the X if you want to doubt
shout
let it all out
press on the X if you want to doubt
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
shout
shout
let it all out
press on the X if you want to doubt
shout
let it all out
press on the X if you want to doubt
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I hope everyone's in full support of these Texas Democrats whose names I never see in media coverage for some mysterious reason
Oh, is the internet still complaining that Dems never do anything & both sides are the same?
They're doing something. Not just giving speeches. Stand up for them ffs
Oh, is the internet still complaining that Dems never do anything & both sides are the same?
They're doing something. Not just giving speeches. Stand up for them ffs
August 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I hope everyone's in full support of these Texas Democrats whose names I never see in media coverage for some mysterious reason
Oh, is the internet still complaining that Dems never do anything & both sides are the same?
They're doing something. Not just giving speeches. Stand up for them ffs
Oh, is the internet still complaining that Dems never do anything & both sides are the same?
They're doing something. Not just giving speeches. Stand up for them ffs
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Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
July 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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The suggestions for the New York Post headlines is what makes this art
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The suggestions for the New York Post headlines is what makes this art
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You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (AP) - Ferrero Group, maker of Nutella, agrees to buy breakfast cereal maker WK Kellogg for about $3.1 billion.
$KLG
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July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
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Our cat Biscuit had his grooming appt today and they sent us his report card but I think I'm just going to use it as my bio
June 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Our cat Biscuit had his grooming appt today and they sent us his report card but I think I'm just going to use it as my bio
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When the planet's dying and your friend would rather get forcefemmed by a flower girl from church than go blow up a building
not sure it's physically possible to scowl more fiercely than Curtis Hughes
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When the planet's dying and your friend would rather get forcefemmed by a flower girl from church than go blow up a building
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Earth, Wind & Friar
May 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Earth, Wind & Friar
Further proving reality is impossible to parody.
April 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Further proving reality is impossible to parody.
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there has been something of a fox development 🦊🦊🦊
April 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
there has been something of a fox development 🦊🦊🦊
Cory Booker is on the Senate Floor explaining the setup and rules of Twilight Imperium to his friends.
Cory Booker is on the Senate Floor resolving a single shooting phase of Warhammer 40k
Cory Booker is on the Senate floor providing a comprehensive explanation of how music streaming royalties are divided
April 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Cory Booker is on the Senate Floor explaining the setup and rules of Twilight Imperium to his friends.
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This pointless stunt by Cory Booker is accomplishing nothing but drawing attention to the Trump administration’s wrongdoing and delaying the work of the Senate and energizing the Democratic base and, wait, hang on, let me come in again
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This pointless stunt by Cory Booker is accomplishing nothing but drawing attention to the Trump administration’s wrongdoing and delaying the work of the Senate and energizing the Democratic base and, wait, hang on, let me come in again
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Happy Opening Day
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy Opening Day