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Dave Bulmer
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Sonic the Comic the Podcast, it's about how we were kids in the 90s. https://stctp.zone
Mastodon: https://speedlines.stctp.zone/@demontomatodave
Youtube: https://youtube.com/demontomatodave
In the dead place I was @demontomatodave
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They've made this a bit obvious
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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*leaning my forehead against the screen and sliding a single hand down it, whispering* i want to meet the baby capybaras
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I apologise for nothing
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Just realised that the awful, secret second part of the "What would I have done differently if I'd known sooner about the autism/ADHD?" question is "And why aren't I doing it now?"

Oh no.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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guys

I opened my laptop and was about to start work when I noticed one of the many files on my desktop was called "Alan Moore getting a cake.jpg" and I thought it would be a joke or something

but no
September 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
Medical Republic: 'Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint'

'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'

www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint - Medical Republic
A massive global study links the chronic pain condition to 26 genes associated with brain signalling, marking a turning point in understanding its biological roots.
www.medicalrepublic.com.au
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
......is this how old I am now, do people know about It mostly because there's a current HBO prequel series? That whole era where multiple huge profile movies were coming out, that's the past now is it?
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Bubble Boy hall rep!!!
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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An autistic woman’s mother has aroused shock and suspicion after going five minutes without a single comment about her daughter’s life choices, eyewitnesses have claimed.
Shock! Autistic woman’s mother hasn’t commented on diet, clothes or lifestyle yet
An autistic woman’s mother has aroused shock and suspicion after going five minutes without a single comment about her daughter’s life choices, eyewitnesses have claimed. Natasha Weaving, 34, met her…
thedailytism.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I do honestly try to get more excited about the right hand side of my thorax, but my heart's not in it
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Went looking for a different link to this but the only one is the telegraph. I only know this group as a weird tape Dad used to play in the car where there was something about an octopus maybe, why is her reappearance right wing propaganda adjacent?
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Happy 32th birthday to one of the best games ever; Day of the Tentacle!
@doublefine.com @timoflegend.bsky.social @thatdave.bsky.social @petermcconnell.bsky.social #DayoftheTentacle
June 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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🎵To the place
🎵Where I belong
🎵East midlands
🎵Just the east bit
🎵Couple of leisure centres
🎵Couple of pubs
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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There’s a point in this video where a slide lets the crowd feel like they’re getting a significant part of the joke on their own, and the electricity that runs through your brain at that point is THE REASON TO BE ALIVE
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".

Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Almost got into a situation on the road there because this FULLY LIT road is PITCH BLACK because of when the WHOLE UK switched about ten years ago to street lights that DONT LIGHT ANYTHING BUT THE 5cm OF EMPTY AIR AROUND THE BULB
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This is a masterclass in deliberately misreading a room, then insisting on rewriting the room, and doing the same thing again on a room you have now read correctly. And it’s done by pivoting the audience to reading you as a teller. They know “you” know, so it’s funny. Amazing.
October 4, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
To be "A Celebrity" I think there should have to be a peer reviewed explanation of why you are one at the start of each episode, or at least a qr code about it in the corner of the screen
Holy fuck seems he stole Diana's teeth too
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Did about three drafts of "and Monster Fun!" and posted all of them before I spotted it on the list

Here are comics you should read
I'm hoping my comic-savvy followers can help. Looking for active English-language anthology comic magazines (as in, published an issue in the past year or two). So far I have:

* 2000AD
* Judge Dredd Megazine
* The Phoenix
* Monster Fun
* The77
* Oniric Presents
* Shift
* Heavy Metal
* Metal Hurlant
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Going to be at Thought Bubble for two days, and as always, am packing sufficient volumes of underwear as though I plan on violently voiding my bowels in public several times a day
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
🎵To the place
🎵Where I belong
🎵East midlands
🎵Just the east bit
🎵Couple of leisure centres
🎵Couple of pubs
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
bit tired of knowing that just because something is the worst thing that could happen, that's what will certainly happen (he will be prime minister one day for sure, and they'll manufacture a way to explain it's because we wanted him to be)
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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I repeat myself but

Fuck Wes Streeting
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM