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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms," per Axios
January 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 1:13 PM
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Mr. Kenobi has referred to Mos Eisley as a "wretched hive of scum and villainy." But we sat down with some patrons at a local cantina and they painted a very different picture of life in the the struggling spaceport town and explained why they continue to support Mr. Jabba's leadership.
August 21, 2024 at 3:02 PM
make a band milder

Nine Inch Press On Nails
make a band milder

red hot chili peppers that i left the container open in my spice cabinet with an expiration date of 2014
Make a band milder:

Vaguely Amused Division
August 21, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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After several attempts, Icarus actually did land successfully upon the surface of the sun, and lived there happily for years before returning to earth with wonderful tales of adventure. They always forget to tell you that part.
May 18, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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they need to make cars small and round again and also in cute colors. i don't want any more giant trucks i want richard scarry apple car
April 11, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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NYPD has orders to shoot the tremors on sight
April 5, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Teenage Fanclub, Bandwagonesque
Buffalo Tom, Let Me Come Over
Green Day, Dookie
Pavement, Crooked Rain Crooked Rain
Superchunk, On The Mouth
My Bloody Valentine, Loveless
Beastie Boys, Check Your Head
Breeders, Last Splash
Liz Phair, Exile in Guyville
ATQC, Midnight Marauders
Massive Attack, Mezzanine
REM, New Adventures in Hi-Fi
Radiohead, OK Computer
Lauryn Hill, Miseducation
The Roots, Things Fall Apart
Flaming Lips, Soft Bulletin
There's a meme going around that other place that asks for a perfect 90s album that isn't by Nirvana or Alice in Chains.
I submit to you:
Matthew Sweet's Girlfriend
Tricky's Maxinquaye
The Afghan Whigs' Gentlemen
The Afghan Whigs' 1965
Tori Amos' Little Earthquakes
REMAutomatic for the People...
April 3, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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This thing Facebook did — running an MITM on Snapchat and other competitors’ TLS connections via their Onavo VPN — is so deeply messed up and evil that it completely changes my perspective on what that company is willing to do to its users.
March 31, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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some shit is about to go down
February 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Hoarding invite codes not the genius move I had figured
February 6, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Happy MLK day
January 16, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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Panera is now selling a lemonade that makes you immortal. This is even worse than the lemonade that kills you, you’re doomed to watch all your loved ones age and perish. As you walk the lifeless Earth 1,000 eons from now you will regret getting a beverage with your Buffalo Chicken Ciabatta Melt
December 14, 2023 at 7:01 PM
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These dogs look like the villains in a movie where a golden retriever wins a snowboarding tournament
December 10, 2023 at 3:25 AM
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we literally had white supremacists chanting "jews will not replace us" on a campus and nothing *close* to this was suggested
December 10, 2023 at 4:03 PM
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BREAKING: Grok has broken up with Elon and is now dating a trans woman
December 9, 2023 at 12:48 PM
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To Catch 22, one must think like a 22. But to know how to think like a 22, one must first Catch 22. It's your classic something situation.
December 7, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
June 22, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Teller is predictably silent
"Penn said in a statement that its “first responsibility remains the safety and security of our campus community,” which is why it sought to postpone the screening of the film until February." how is it determined that february is the minimum safe month to see a documentary, lol
December 1, 2023 at 6:23 AM