Dean of Surrey
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Too real. We’re going to try to fix this. Social media doesn’t have to be this way.
(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??
October 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Too real. We’re going to try to fix this. Social media doesn’t have to be this way.
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
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Without James Conway, I never would have been president. By attempting to prosecute him, I will make everyone forget that.
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Without James Conway, I never would have been president. By attempting to prosecute him, I will make everyone forget that.
by Donald Trump
by Donald Trump
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
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September 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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At the UBCM conference, the fancy government reception on night two is usually the biggest open lobbying fest.
But too many people registered for the space they booked, so multiple cabinet ministers were not allowed in.
A particularly ironic case of not adequately planning for increased supply.
But too many people registered for the space they booked, so multiple cabinet ministers were not allowed in.
A particularly ironic case of not adequately planning for increased supply.
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
At the UBCM conference, the fancy government reception on night two is usually the biggest open lobbying fest.
But too many people registered for the space they booked, so multiple cabinet ministers were not allowed in.
A particularly ironic case of not adequately planning for increased supply.
But too many people registered for the space they booked, so multiple cabinet ministers were not allowed in.
A particularly ironic case of not adequately planning for increased supply.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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The man who had his doctor report that he’s 6’3”, 238 lbs fired the person in charge of reporting labor statistics.
August 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The man who had his doctor report that he’s 6’3”, 238 lbs fired the person in charge of reporting labor statistics.
@jmcelroy.bsky.social the Delta firehall near Boundary Bay Airport flies the version of the Delta flag I once saw in desk size version at Delta municipal hall. Note that the tri-delta symbol is correctly coloured white.
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@jmcelroy.bsky.social the Delta firehall near Boundary Bay Airport flies the version of the Delta flag I once saw in desk size version at Delta municipal hall. Note that the tri-delta symbol is correctly coloured white.
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
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Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
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A few swing ridings shouldn't decide who controls foreign policy.
Proportional representation ensures decisions that affect millions require broad support, not just lucky seat math.
Proportional representation ensures decisions that affect millions require broad support, not just lucky seat math.
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A few swing ridings shouldn't decide who controls foreign policy.
Proportional representation ensures decisions that affect millions require broad support, not just lucky seat math.
Proportional representation ensures decisions that affect millions require broad support, not just lucky seat math.
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Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
June 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
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"Requiring that we be invited into someone's home before we can enter is kneecapping the vampire industry."
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Requiring that we be invited into someone's home before we can enter is kneecapping the vampire industry."
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The Vancouver School Board creating a graphic showing how it's going to take 23 years to build a single school for a centrally planned neighbourhood in the heart of B.C.'s biggest city serves as a hilarious indictment of how planning happens here
(credit to @city-duo.bsky.social for flagging)
(credit to @city-duo.bsky.social for flagging)
May 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The Vancouver School Board creating a graphic showing how it's going to take 23 years to build a single school for a centrally planned neighbourhood in the heart of B.C.'s biggest city serves as a hilarious indictment of how planning happens here
(credit to @city-duo.bsky.social for flagging)
(credit to @city-duo.bsky.social for flagging)
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Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
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June 1, 1960:
Hockey Hall of Famer Lester Patrick died. In his hockey career, he founded the PCHA and developed several rules still used in hockey including the blue line, forward pass and the playoff system. He won six Stanley Cups as a player, coach and manager.
Hockey Hall of Famer Lester Patrick died. In his hockey career, he founded the PCHA and developed several rules still used in hockey including the blue line, forward pass and the playoff system. He won six Stanley Cups as a player, coach and manager.
June 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
June 1, 1960:
Hockey Hall of Famer Lester Patrick died. In his hockey career, he founded the PCHA and developed several rules still used in hockey including the blue line, forward pass and the playoff system. He won six Stanley Cups as a player, coach and manager.
Hockey Hall of Famer Lester Patrick died. In his hockey career, he founded the PCHA and developed several rules still used in hockey including the blue line, forward pass and the playoff system. He won six Stanley Cups as a player, coach and manager.
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I knew MSM wouldn’t have the balls to talk about Trump’s decades of stimulant abuse but I never guessed exposing Musk’s after he’s allowed to destroy twitter, host SNL, rig an election & gut federal government with a cabal of post pubescent hackers would be our consolation prize.
June 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I knew MSM wouldn’t have the balls to talk about Trump’s decades of stimulant abuse but I never guessed exposing Musk’s after he’s allowed to destroy twitter, host SNL, rig an election & gut federal government with a cabal of post pubescent hackers would be our consolation prize.
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This made me laugh 🤣😂🤣
May 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This made me laugh 🤣😂🤣
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the report's section on what the development community said about west vancouver is very funny for both west vancouver reasons and british columbia government transparency reasons
May 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
the report's section on what the development community said about west vancouver is very funny for both west vancouver reasons and british columbia government transparency reasons
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope