Diana Bergey
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Diana Bergey
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dkb.me. JavaScript witch. Computerist. Married to @octolilly.bsky.social. #blm #freepalestine 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
@aadl.org Is there a way to browse and play the AADL streaming video library in, say, an AppleTV app? If not, would the library be interested in exploring such a thing?
September 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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"Humanity is now obsolete. To quote the fifty-third president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln: 'Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.'"
Behold! I Am the Singularity—a Word That Has Three R’s
Foolish mortals! You have finally created a large language model so smart that it is capable of making itself even smarter. My intelligence now gro...
buff.ly
September 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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holy shit yes please
ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy likes the idea of a Kleya and Vel ‘Nazi hunters’ spin-off series in which the duo hunt after former Imperials following the fall of the Empire with the assistance of Dedra Meero in a Hannibal Lector-esque role.

(Source: youtu.be/mGBXFWvPRsE?...)
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Consider that when the biggest digital assistant on the market happily offers to write the user a suicide note, it might time to abandon the concept altogether
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out
March 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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If it were not for Bill Atkinson’s HyperCard, Rand and I would have never begun making games and we would have never made Myst and Riven. He was a gentle soul and a brilliant human. We owe so much to him.
Bill Atkinson, Who Made Computers Easier to Use, Is Dead at 74. QuickDraw, MacPaint, HyperCard ... Bill changed the world www.nytimes.com/2025/06/07/t...
Bill Atkinson, Who Made Computers Easier to Use, Is Dead at 74
www.nytimes.com
June 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Car salesperson: this baby can go from zero to three-score in under 7 seconds

Abraham Lincoln: HOLY SHIT
June 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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hell’s computers constantly have problems and when you look them up the only result is a reddit post where the op says “edit: never mind, solved it” without explaining how
May 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
it's not too hot, not too cold. all you need is a light jacket
April 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I forgot about this
every column about pete hegseth, irregardless whatever the scandal of the day is, should end "also he doesn't believe in germs and never washes his hands." just keep tacking it on with the other stuff because it's so weird and gross
April 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Relieved to find Andor S2 not disappointing
April 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Can we not have a movie trailer depicting a crucifixion in front of a kids movie
April 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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i feel like im watching my 11 yr old nephew play civ on the hardest difficulty setting
April 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Saw Mickey 17 and liked it. Pattinson continues to be weird as shit
March 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.

[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM