@dawhaterpol0z0ne.bsky.social
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I was just alerted to the perfect joke
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I was just alerted to the perfect joke
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I think they should just pop a ‘g’ right onto the end of Orangutan. I’m saying Orangutang anyway.
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I think they should just pop a ‘g’ right onto the end of Orangutan. I’m saying Orangutang anyway.
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i regret to report this is literally a dell ad campaign
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i regret to report this is literally a dell ad campaign
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
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Weird al check this out to the tune of how great thou art
Then stings my hole,
My wings were too spicy
Then stings my hole,
My wings were too spicy
December 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Weird al check this out to the tune of how great thou art
Then stings my hole,
My wings were too spicy
Then stings my hole,
My wings were too spicy
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
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(Bob Seger voice)
If you can't stand, feel free to stand
Behind our troops, in front of my Ram
If you can't stand, feel free to stand
Behind our troops, in front of my Ram
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
(Bob Seger voice)
If you can't stand, feel free to stand
Behind our troops, in front of my Ram
If you can't stand, feel free to stand
Behind our troops, in front of my Ram
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Started excitedly describing this article to my partner over coffee. She let me finish and politely said "No part of that was interesting to me" www.ilm.com/how-to-build...
How to Build an X-wing: 50 Years After ILM Completed Its First ‘Star Wars’ Model
Take an extensive deep dive into ILM’s creation of the original X-wing fighter miniatures for Star Wars: A New Hope.
www.ilm.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Started excitedly describing this article to my partner over coffee. She let me finish and politely said "No part of that was interesting to me" www.ilm.com/how-to-build...
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My neighbor John Turturro
December 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My neighbor John Turturro
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Them: "You spend your whole day scrolling"
Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."
My feed:
Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."
My feed:
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Them: "You spend your whole day scrolling"
Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."
My feed:
Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."
My feed:
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Born To Dessicate
Humidity Is A Fuck
Dry Them All
我是干人I am dry man 我是干人
410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
Humidity Is A Fuck
Dry Them All
我是干人I am dry man 我是干人
410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
December 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Born To Dessicate
Humidity Is A Fuck
Dry Them All
我是干人I am dry man 我是干人
410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
Humidity Is A Fuck
Dry Them All
我是干人I am dry man 我是干人
410, 757, 864, 439 Displaced Droplets of Moisture
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if you’re posting old family photos when you go home for christmas just know i will see them while im hastily scrolling the tl and assume your young dad is in the epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
if you’re posting old family photos when you go home for christmas just know i will see them while im hastily scrolling the tl and assume your young dad is in the epstein files
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this is one of the reasons i ended up choosing a mazda - physical controls for everything including navigation.
New research finds that car touchscreens are so distracting that they induce "significant performance degradation" among drivers.
Meanwhile, in-vehicle touchscreens remain completely unregulated in the US.
doi.org/10.1145/3746...
Meanwhile, in-vehicle touchscreens remain completely unregulated in the US.
doi.org/10.1145/3746...
December 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
this is one of the reasons i ended up choosing a mazda - physical controls for everything including navigation.
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Mario feeled the Princess big boobs
September 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Mario feeled the Princess big boobs
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They gotta alternate a Benoit Blanc and a Branagh Poirot every two years like the summer/winter Olympics
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They gotta alternate a Benoit Blanc and a Branagh Poirot every two years like the summer/winter Olympics
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,