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Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.

This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Donald Trump since I know you’re watching, turn the volume up. - @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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"President Trump continued to describe Portland as a city on fire Friday even as residents enjoyed the first fall rain and the lone demonstrator at the city’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement building was dressed as a pink Care Bear."

Sometimes there is a good sentence or two in the NYT.
October 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
September 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Elizabeth Holmes's mistake was promising to produce a physical product
Can’t remember who said it but Bari Weiss’s one and only skill is convincing the dumbest rich people to give her money.
Lord save us:

"Paramount is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told."
September 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
August 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
These guys didn’t stay awake to see the end of Clear & Present Danger (and we know they didn’t read the book) or Sicario 2
Trump has secretly signed a directive ordering the Pentagon to use the US armed forces to target some of the Latin American drug cartels his administration has labeled "terrorist" organizations.

w/ Helen Cooper, Maggie Haberman and Eric Schmitt

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/u...
Trump Directs Military to Target Foreign Drug Cartels
www.nytimes.com
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
They are starting to avenge Cecil the Lion
A wealthy big-game hunter from Texas was killed on Sunday when a Cape buffalo that he had been eying for his next trophy attacked him during a safari in South Africa, according to the company that arranged the expedition.
Big-Game Hunter Is Killed by Buffalo During Safari
Asher Watkins, a real estate executive from Texas, was tracking a Cape buffalo in South Africa when he was attacked, a safari company said.
nyti.ms
August 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I love Terry Gross! But I had no idea she was so powerful!
and here's David Mamet revealing that getting snubbed by Terry Gross is what radicalized him into conservatism
August 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner
August 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Canada still has heroes and whoever you are sir- I support your embrace of the sheer joy of having to hike out into the woods so you can sing one of the greatest Canadian bands ever with all your might! apple.news/A0APnCI5gTD2...
B.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing Nickelback — Vancouver Sun
The first members of the crew who arrived at the Boulderfields could hear
apple.news
August 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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obligatory
July 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They’re perfect for each other: both love costumes, platitudes as a substitute for having nothing interesting to say, have dedicated fan bases despite being annoying to almost everyone else and are permanently stuck in 2015…
The former Canadian prime minister had dinner on Monday night with the newly-single American pop star in Montreal, spurring intrigue over how they ended up meeting. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/w...
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau Get a Table for 2, Inviting a Serving of Speculation
www.nytimes.com
July 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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lol
July 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Restaurant owner here, we hate when this happens.
You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.
July 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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the thing about elon musk’s new party is at least ross perot had a kind of charisma about him. watching elon speak is physically painful.
July 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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one thing that has slightly slipped through the cracks is that yesterday Trump said that 9,982 out of every 10,000 people are autistic
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
July 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky! Before we begin, you may want to familiarize yourself with the concept of jokes. Don't fall for them! Jokesters abound on Bluesky and they all want to murder you in your sleep
June 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM