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this is incredible and also correct
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of
August 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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"I’m socially liberal and fiscally conservative, which is no way a meaningless label I use to mask my bigotry and disdain for any voice different than mine."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
I’m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless
Remember me? I’m the guy with “Christian” and “Patriot” on my Twitter profile. My avatar is a picture of me wearing sunglasses and a baseball hat i...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so...
theonion.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Dynamite

I am running for the hills as soon as I hear "I came to dance dance dance dance"
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
July 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014
July 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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this is qanon and people get really, really mad at you when you point out that it's qanon
You can argue that most of it is harmless. But these "alt" accounts are feeding into some potentially dangerous stuff when they tell everyone to get out their secret decoder ring.
July 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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i love holding real news in my hands
July 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line
June 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war.

If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.
June 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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June 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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gonna be so pissed off if my phone wakes me up to warn me about an incoming icbm when i could have died in my sleep
June 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM