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I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014
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if you are unfamiliar with my personal most referenced dan mcquade piece i talk about it basically any time rocky is mentioned www.phillymag.com/news/2013/09...
How Far Did Rocky Go in His Training Run in 'Rocky II'?
Rocky wasn't just a boxer. He was a marathoner.
www.phillymag.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
if you are unfamiliar with my personal most referenced dan mcquade piece i talk about it basically any time rocky is mentioned www.phillymag.com/news/2013/09...
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
The number of people who acknowledge the horrible US history of regime change in other countries ... and also don't have the object permanence to realize this is yet another example is staggering. There is nothing just about what the US is doing in Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The number of people who acknowledge the horrible US history of regime change in other countries ... and also don't have the object permanence to realize this is yet another example is staggering. There is nothing just about what the US is doing in Venezuela
gathering the family around to listen to our favorite christmas song: "Our Values Are Under Attack" by Tim Heidecker
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
gathering the family around to listen to our favorite christmas song: "Our Values Are Under Attack" by Tim Heidecker
got a ticket in the mail from the PPA for parking in a loading zone a couple of weeks ago, even though kurt vile already told everyone it was ok
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
got a ticket in the mail from the PPA for parking in a loading zone a couple of weeks ago, even though kurt vile already told everyone it was ok
checking in on Bryce Harper
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
checking in on Bryce Harper
writing a song about the time i saw a guy who looked like brandon ingram at a chick-fil-a
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
writing a song about the time i saw a guy who looked like brandon ingram at a chick-fil-a
Gonna buy a range rover on account of this commercial where some guy shows that you can drive it around a rich lady's castle
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Gonna buy a range rover on account of this commercial where some guy shows that you can drive it around a rich lady's castle
It seems like the news is happening more and more lately
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It seems like the news is happening more and more lately
The NFL is like a parody of parity this year, every team sucks
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The NFL is like a parody of parity this year, every team sucks
Dick Cheney worked his way up from congressman, to White House chief of staff, to secretary of defense, before being elected vice president of the United Sta-
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dick Cheney worked his way up from congressman, to White House chief of staff, to secretary of defense, before being elected vice president of the United Sta-
zach braff is holding me hostage until i switch to t-mobile home internet. he broke into my house and has handcuffed me to the fridge. he says he would have brought donald faison but he is out of town for a wedding
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
zach braff is holding me hostage until i switch to t-mobile home internet. he broke into my house and has handcuffed me to the fridge. he says he would have brought donald faison but he is out of town for a wedding
I didn't grow up with grandparents, so I missed out on the experience of having them repeatedly tell me in an uncanny manner that I'm eligible for USAA insurance coverage
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I didn't grow up with grandparents, so I missed out on the experience of having them repeatedly tell me in an uncanny manner that I'm eligible for USAA insurance coverage
James Franklin is doing this personally to attack all Penn State graduates
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
James Franklin is doing this personally to attack all Penn State graduates
Was late to a meeting this morning because I was complaining to HR about the Phillies farm system failing to develop hitters
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Was late to a meeting this morning because I was complaining to HR about the Phillies farm system failing to develop hitters
I think I am going to have a heart attack, that Orion play just broke my brain in two
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think I am going to have a heart attack, that Orion play just broke my brain in two
at the dentist this morning and rick reilly is outside the window staring at me in the chair. it is unclear if anyone who works here can see him
September 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
at the dentist this morning and rick reilly is outside the window staring at me in the chair. it is unclear if anyone who works here can see him
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dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder
Amon-Ra St Brown leaps into the seats ... Jared Goff ... uh... climbs in.
September 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder
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it's so insane. from cnn's reporting - every single event on this is a right-wing attacker. every single one. and there's no guarantee this guy was a lefty, either. could be! but so far not really a reasonable assumption!
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
it's so insane. from cnn's reporting - every single event on this is a right-wing attacker. every single one. and there's no guarantee this guy was a lefty, either. could be! but so far not really a reasonable assumption!
Trash can in the kitchen at work smells like someone poured an entire bottle of tequila in it, and no one knows how it got that way. Solving this mystery is now our number one goal for the day
September 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Trash can in the kitchen at work smells like someone poured an entire bottle of tequila in it, and no one knows how it got that way. Solving this mystery is now our number one goal for the day
Need to get Alvarado back on the juice
September 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Need to get Alvarado back on the juice
Walton Goggins got his teeth knocked out by a baseball as a child, and every celebrity who gets veneers is stealing valor from him
September 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Walton Goggins got his teeth knocked out by a baseball as a child, and every celebrity who gets veneers is stealing valor from him
I was in a sports bar yesterday and Radiohead's "Everything in Its Right Place" started playing. I always assumed it would be way too out of place in a setting like that, and I was absolutely correct
August 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I was in a sports bar yesterday and Radiohead's "Everything in Its Right Place" started playing. I always assumed it would be way too out of place in a setting like that, and I was absolutely correct
That "Americans can't stop being American!" commercial that Ram is running is like the most tone deaf car commercial I have ever heard. It's like a parody of a commercial from 2005
August 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That "Americans can't stop being American!" commercial that Ram is running is like the most tone deaf car commercial I have ever heard. It's like a parody of a commercial from 2005
