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I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014
It seems like the news is happening more and more lately
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It seems like the news is happening more and more lately
The NFL is like a parody of parity this year, every team sucks
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The NFL is like a parody of parity this year, every team sucks
Dick Cheney worked his way up from congressman, to White House chief of staff, to secretary of defense, before being elected vice president of the United Sta-
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dick Cheney worked his way up from congressman, to White House chief of staff, to secretary of defense, before being elected vice president of the United Sta-
zach braff is holding me hostage until i switch to t-mobile home internet. he broke into my house and has handcuffed me to the fridge. he says he would have brought donald faison but he is out of town for a wedding
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
zach braff is holding me hostage until i switch to t-mobile home internet. he broke into my house and has handcuffed me to the fridge. he says he would have brought donald faison but he is out of town for a wedding
I didn't grow up with grandparents, so I missed out on the experience of having them repeatedly tell me in an uncanny manner that I'm eligible for USAA insurance coverage
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I didn't grow up with grandparents, so I missed out on the experience of having them repeatedly tell me in an uncanny manner that I'm eligible for USAA insurance coverage
James Franklin is doing this personally to attack all Penn State graduates
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
James Franklin is doing this personally to attack all Penn State graduates
Was late to a meeting this morning because I was complaining to HR about the Phillies farm system failing to develop hitters
October 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Was late to a meeting this morning because I was complaining to HR about the Phillies farm system failing to develop hitters
I think I am going to have a heart attack, that Orion play just broke my brain in two
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think I am going to have a heart attack, that Orion play just broke my brain in two
at the dentist this morning and rick reilly is outside the window staring at me in the chair. it is unclear if anyone who works here can see him
September 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
at the dentist this morning and rick reilly is outside the window staring at me in the chair. it is unclear if anyone who works here can see him
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dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder
Amon-Ra St Brown leaps into the seats ... Jared Goff ... uh... climbs in.
September 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder
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it's so insane. from cnn's reporting - every single event on this is a right-wing attacker. every single one. and there's no guarantee this guy was a lefty, either. could be! but so far not really a reasonable assumption!
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
it's so insane. from cnn's reporting - every single event on this is a right-wing attacker. every single one. and there's no guarantee this guy was a lefty, either. could be! but so far not really a reasonable assumption!
Trash can in the kitchen at work smells like someone poured an entire bottle of tequila in it, and no one knows how it got that way. Solving this mystery is now our number one goal for the day
September 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Trash can in the kitchen at work smells like someone poured an entire bottle of tequila in it, and no one knows how it got that way. Solving this mystery is now our number one goal for the day
Need to get Alvarado back on the juice
September 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Need to get Alvarado back on the juice
Walton Goggins got his teeth knocked out by a baseball as a child, and every celebrity who gets veneers is stealing valor from him
September 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Walton Goggins got his teeth knocked out by a baseball as a child, and every celebrity who gets veneers is stealing valor from him
I was in a sports bar yesterday and Radiohead's "Everything in Its Right Place" started playing. I always assumed it would be way too out of place in a setting like that, and I was absolutely correct
August 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I was in a sports bar yesterday and Radiohead's "Everything in Its Right Place" started playing. I always assumed it would be way too out of place in a setting like that, and I was absolutely correct
That "Americans can't stop being American!" commercial that Ram is running is like the most tone deaf car commercial I have ever heard. It's like a parody of a commercial from 2005
August 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That "Americans can't stop being American!" commercial that Ram is running is like the most tone deaf car commercial I have ever heard. It's like a parody of a commercial from 2005
Big day at the office, gonna lock in and read all 228 pages of the Laura Loomer deposition
August 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Big day at the office, gonna lock in and read all 228 pages of the Laura Loomer deposition
Recession indicator: Chinese restaurants in America have mostly given up on including fortune cookies with delivery orders
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Recession indicator: Chinese restaurants in America have mostly given up on including fortune cookies with delivery orders
Netflix had no choice but to bring Kirk Cousins back for another season of Quarterback, what with all that personality (in the first ep he wears a hat with a psalm on it and repeatedly talks about how he loves Great Clips)
July 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Netflix had no choice but to bring Kirk Cousins back for another season of Quarterback, what with all that personality (in the first ep he wears a hat with a psalm on it and repeatedly talks about how he loves Great Clips)
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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If I were that kid, I'd brag about that for life. I'd bring it up all the time.
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If I were that kid, I'd brag about that for life. I'd bring it up all the time.
I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014
July 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014
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Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill
July 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill
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all the presidents preceding trump set him up to be able to do this btw
Its resources will exceed the entire military budgets of almost every country on the planet
With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.
July 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
all the presidents preceding trump set him up to be able to do this btw
The Ainge's are speed running the Colangelo experience in Utah
June 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Ainge's are speed running the Colangelo experience in Utah