Dan S.
danontheearth.bsky.social
Dan S.
@danontheearth.bsky.social
My wife’s new green flag is her color-commentary to/about/for the birds outside of our house.
She put up a bunch of birdhouses & feeders in the summer/fall, inc. one with a motion-activated camera. She’s so happy about the birds.
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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woke wants to turn the ten commandments into the 6-7 commandments
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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8/ A public service reminder:

This entire exercise is an absurd, imaginary world for legal experts.

That's because the truth is:

It's not an armed conflict.
The laws of war thus don't apply.

The more restrictive rules of human rights apply.
It's extrajudicial killing under that law.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Willow, the pumpernickel loaf previously mentioned, was super sick.
It could have been an exploding pancreas, cancer, he ate something non edible and it was stuck, or just a terrible infection.
Thankfully, it was the last option. Two days and a night at the emergency vet, he’s back to normal.
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My sweet pumpernickel loaf is sick. With what? Only Bast (or the tests) know
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
From the man himself!
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Tom Lehrer has been on my mind lately and I apparently reposted the first of this thread upon his passing, here’s number the second.

To Mr. Lobachevsky!
I worked as a mathematician at the NSA during the second Obama administration and the first half of the first Trump administration. I had long enjoyed Tom Lehrer's music, and I knew he had worked for the NSA during the Korean War era.
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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WHAT.

whhhhattttt.

To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?

IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That’s what happened!
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I accidentally atomized this president. He did not have fruity pebbles.

This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.

Rigatoni President.

Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)

-Donald the Worm
I don't like the president very much
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Relevant to my interests.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Mamdani is going to impose Char Law, declaring the Charmander evolution line the official Pokemon of NYC.
It could be worse (looking at you, Polywag).
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A French metal lady, even!
it's insanely funny for people to be talking like this about New York of all places, the city with a big metal lady in the harbor holding a sign that says "we love immigrants"
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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sorry it's still so funny we woke up to Dick Cheney dying today too
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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how am i supposed to explain daylight saving time to a dog
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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“We don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….”
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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finally some good news
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Life of Show Girl isn’t Taylor’s best album. So what. The Fate of Ophelia is a great song.

The fact how this album is 100% perfect has been a call for misogyny and general sexism to/against Taylor and anyone who enjoys her music has been disturbing.
Choire Sicha from CNN writing out "It's OPEN SEASON on Taylor Swift" is so misogyny coded.

Especially when gun violence against women are on the rise, up 36% since 2014.

That word choice was definitely a choice.

October 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM