Gordus Elkor
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and so begins the annual tradition of the cats slowly figuring out ways to fuck with the tree
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
and so begins the annual tradition of the cats slowly figuring out ways to fuck with the tree
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Seems concerning
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Seems concerning
The need for ever increasing profits has driven each generation to steal from the next. I think that cycle ends as the latest generation will have nothing to pilfer.
One CEO called the idea a “disgusting insult” and “economic genocide against the Gen Z generation.” 👀
@newsweek.com $XHB
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@newsweek.com $XHB
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November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The need for ever increasing profits has driven each generation to steal from the next. I think that cycle ends as the latest generation will have nothing to pilfer.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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The psychopath who did this may become the world's first trillionaire
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The psychopath who did this may become the world's first trillionaire
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
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Me watching Mamdani talk: "Hey, wait, is that... Lina Khan standing behind him?"
Scrolls down one single Bluesky post: oh, huh, I guess so...
Scrolls down one single Bluesky post: oh, huh, I guess so...
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me watching Mamdani talk: "Hey, wait, is that... Lina Khan standing behind him?"
Scrolls down one single Bluesky post: oh, huh, I guess so...
Scrolls down one single Bluesky post: oh, huh, I guess so...
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Mamdani won and Cheney finally kicked the bucket? Today was pretty good
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mamdani won and Cheney finally kicked the bucket? Today was pretty good
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
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Maybe dumping poop on voters from an airplane is not a surefire electoral strategy
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Maybe dumping poop on voters from an airplane is not a surefire electoral strategy
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Dick Cheney had I think the arc of a lot of republican politicians of his age, in that they assumed the foundations of liberal democracy were so rock solid they could be freely fucked with to no great cost. Then woke up one day to realize all those cracks in the foundation they wedged open mattered.
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dick Cheney had I think the arc of a lot of republican politicians of his age, in that they assumed the foundations of liberal democracy were so rock solid they could be freely fucked with to no great cost. Then woke up one day to realize all those cracks in the foundation they wedged open mattered.
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
hug your war criminals a little tighter today
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People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
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To be fair, the FBI has been in the business of faking terrorist plots by entrapping naive kids who have no means or intention of doing anything since 9/11. It gets them headlines. This sounds likely to be one of those.
Don’t believe anything they say. https://apnews.com/article/detroit-michigan-halloween-terror-plot-fbi-patel-d4758edbde0b18c19ca7b38f9e836904
Michigan lawyer says a Halloween terror plot that FBI Director Kash Patel described never existed
A Michigan defense lawyer is disputing FBI allegations that his 20-year-old client and four others planned a terror attack on Halloween weekend.
apnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
To be fair, the FBI has been in the business of faking terrorist plots by entrapping naive kids who have no means or intention of doing anything since 9/11. It gets them headlines. This sounds likely to be one of those.
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You can't play video games all day unless you start in the morning
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You can't play video games all day unless you start in the morning
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Baseball player physiognomies:
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Baseball player physiognomies:
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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bleakly funny that *this* is the "lawfare" that justifies turning the DOJ into the president's personal lawyers in the eyes of the people ruling the country right now.
the worst chickenshit in American history www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...
Biden Justice Department slow-walked key decisions in Trump legal probes
The picture of a hesitant Justice Department runs contrary to the GOP allegation that the indictments of Trump were the product of a Democrat-led plot.
www.msnbc.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
bleakly funny that *this* is the "lawfare" that justifies turning the DOJ into the president's personal lawyers in the eyes of the people ruling the country right now.
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Are You Afraid of the Dark? - Nick Knacks Episode #108
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aer8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aer8...
Are You Afraid of the Dark? - Nick Knacks Episode #108
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October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Are You Afraid of the Dark? - Nick Knacks Episode #108
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aer8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aer8...