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DanimalOKC⚡️👆
@danimalokc.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Long time listener, first time skeeter
Ben Arbuckle calling right QB power on 2nd and 15
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ben Arbuckle calling right QB power on 2nd and 15
The most recent worst home loss ever for West Virginia is closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra was to Tyrannosaurus Rex; Cleopatra was closer to Trex than Trex was to Stegosaurus
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The most recent worst home loss ever for West Virginia is closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra was to Tyrannosaurus Rex; Cleopatra was closer to Trex than Trex was to Stegosaurus
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A log in the mud is like church for bugs
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A log in the mud is like church for bugs
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We live in a sickostocracy
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We live in a sickostocracy
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Say what you will about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney
Omg KSBI just cut to "sheriff country" and the Thunder game flipped to kwtv WITH NO ANNOUNCEMENT
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Omg KSBI just cut to "sheriff country" and the Thunder game flipped to kwtv WITH NO ANNOUNCEMENT
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Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
Another quality loss though
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Another quality loss though
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
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At urgent care for sciatica pain because I am in as good of shape as LeBron James
October 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
At urgent care for sciatica pain because I am in as good of shape as LeBron James
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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I do think it would be amazing if hundreds of protesters just showed up dressed like ICE. They’d be absolutely baffled, they’d have no way to tell who’s who. They’re all dressed in off-the-rack Cabelas clothes since they don’t seem to have a standard uniform so it’s easy.
October 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I do think it would be amazing if hundreds of protesters just showed up dressed like ICE. They’d be absolutely baffled, they’d have no way to tell who’s who. They’re all dressed in off-the-rack Cabelas clothes since they don’t seem to have a standard uniform so it’s easy.
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Hennessy causes sciatica pain, according to the 2025 standards for scientific correlation.
October 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hennessy causes sciatica pain, according to the 2025 standards for scientific correlation.
Stabbed but also arrested is the butt fumble of robbery attempts #marksanchez #snf
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Stabbed but also arrested is the butt fumble of robbery attempts #marksanchez #snf
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Most traumatic weekend for Gundy and Dabo since Cracker Barrel changed its sign.
September 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Most traumatic weekend for Gundy and Dabo since Cracker Barrel changed its sign.
New host of the Turning Point podcast: Mike Gundy
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New host of the Turning Point podcast: Mike Gundy
If OSU loses at home to Tulsa, you absolutely have to extend Gundy until like 2040
September 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If OSU loses at home to Tulsa, you absolutely have to extend Gundy until like 2040
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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President Trump is resting comfortably at Walter Reed Medical Center and watching 1984 comedy "Blame it on Rio" starring Michael Caine and Valerie Harper. President Trump says he has never felt better, and has requested several times to rewind scenes featuring a young Demi Moore, commenting on her.
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
President Trump is resting comfortably at Walter Reed Medical Center and watching 1984 comedy "Blame it on Rio" starring Michael Caine and Valerie Harper. President Trump says he has never felt better, and has requested several times to rewind scenes featuring a young Demi Moore, commenting on her.
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I'm the head internist at Walter Reed. Patient came in today with routine chest pain and low blood pressure. There was only one treatment: every staff physician took turns socking him in the gut as I held back his arms. I can't break confidentiality but I can say this was a sitting US head of state.
September 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm the head internist at Walter Reed. Patient came in today with routine chest pain and low blood pressure. There was only one treatment: every staff physician took turns socking him in the gut as I held back his arms. I can't break confidentiality but I can say this was a sitting US head of state.
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Museums, well known for having exhibits about the future
August 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Museums, well known for having exhibits about the future