Danny Bussone
@danielbussone.bsky.social
To the tune of Hall and Oates Private Eyes:
Little white lies
No harm to you
Getting through days with toddlers
Little white lies
Is what we do
To survive
No harm to you
Harm to you
Little white lies
No harm to you
Getting through days with toddlers
Little white lies
Is what we do
To survive
No harm to you
Harm to you
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
To the tune of Hall and Oates Private Eyes:
Little white lies
No harm to you
Getting through days with toddlers
Little white lies
Is what we do
To survive
No harm to you
Harm to you
Little white lies
No harm to you
Getting through days with toddlers
Little white lies
Is what we do
To survive
No harm to you
Harm to you
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"everyone is available except Yamamoto" is Dave for "Yamamoto is closing and I will reverse engineer a way to use him as such"
Dave Roberts in interview room in Toronto said tomorrow's starter is TBD. Glasnow will be available, "everyone is available" except Yamamoto, he said
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"everyone is available except Yamamoto" is Dave for "Yamamoto is closing and I will reverse engineer a way to use him as such"
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That might be the best World Series of our lifetimes
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
That might be the best World Series of our lifetimes
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
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Thermal exhaust port
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Thermal exhaust port
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Wemby is like all of the best parts of Giannis and KD put together ... and then taller.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wemby is like all of the best parts of Giannis and KD put together ... and then taller.
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Ryan Ruocco and Jay Bilas are convinced that Victor Wembanyama must be an alien.
Absolutely absurd stuff from Wemby in the Spurs-Mavericks game on ESPN. 🏀👽🎙️ #NBA
Absolutely absurd stuff from Wemby in the Spurs-Mavericks game on ESPN. 🏀👽🎙️ #NBA
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ryan Ruocco and Jay Bilas are convinced that Victor Wembanyama must be an alien.
Absolutely absurd stuff from Wemby in the Spurs-Mavericks game on ESPN. 🏀👽🎙️ #NBA
Absolutely absurd stuff from Wemby in the Spurs-Mavericks game on ESPN. 🏀👽🎙️ #NBA
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Runs allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series:
Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2
Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.
Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2
Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.
Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Runs allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series:
Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2
Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.
Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2
Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.
Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
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Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
I would buy a new Switch and Smash Bros just for this.
In the '90s Ken Griffey Jr. was as much of a Nintendo icon as Kirby, Link or Samus. As the Seattle Mariners play deep into the baseball playoffs, we look at the team's long history with Nintendo. www.endlessmode.com/article/nint...
Nintendo's Baseball History: Why Ken Griffey Jr. and the Seattle Mariners Should Be Honorary Smash Bros.
As the Seattle Mariners continue their playoff run, we look at the team's long relationship with Nintendo, and the video games it inspired.
www.endlessmode.com
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I would buy a new Switch and Smash Bros just for this.
We must increase bands.
Gamahead
Gamahead
August 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We must increase bands.
Gamahead
Gamahead
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Paul Gervase in Triple-A Durham this season had a 3.12 ERA with 63 strikeouts and 12 walks in his 40 innings. His 31.7-percent K-BB rate is fifth-best among all minor league pitchers with at least 30 innings this season
www.fangraphs.com/leaders/mino...
www.fangraphs.com/leaders/mino...
Minor League Leaderboards | FanGraphs Baseball
Sortable minor league baseball batting and pitching stats including advanced and batted ball data.
www.fangraphs.com
July 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Paul Gervase in Triple-A Durham this season had a 3.12 ERA with 63 strikeouts and 12 walks in his 40 innings. His 31.7-percent K-BB rate is fifth-best among all minor league pitchers with at least 30 innings this season
www.fangraphs.com/leaders/mino...
www.fangraphs.com/leaders/mino...
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Yes, the Red Sox salary-dumped a home-grown star for an underwhelming return. But the thing is, he didn't want to DH and refused to play first. If they ever had a home-grown star who played every position he was asked to, there's no way they'd salary-dump *that* guy for an underwhelming return.
June 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yes, the Red Sox salary-dumped a home-grown star for an underwhelming return. But the thing is, he didn't want to DH and refused to play first. If they ever had a home-grown star who played every position he was asked to, there's no way they'd salary-dump *that* guy for an underwhelming return.
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Somebody on bluesky said “this is dawning of the age of Casparius” to me recently. So I suggested to Dodger organist Dieter Ruhle that he might play “Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In” by the Fifth Dimension whenever Casparius pitches and he says he will do it.
Who is the genius who came up with this?
Who is the genius who came up with this?
Ben Casparius will pitch in bulk tonight after Ohtani opens
June 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Somebody on bluesky said “this is dawning of the age of Casparius” to me recently. So I suggested to Dodger organist Dieter Ruhle that he might play “Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In” by the Fifth Dimension whenever Casparius pitches and he says he will do it.
Who is the genius who came up with this?
Who is the genius who came up with this?
Best defensive outfielder in Baseball Andy Pages.
June 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Best defensive outfielder in Baseball Andy Pages.
I sat a couple rows in front of Joe Lo Truglio while watching deGrom beat Kershaw in the 2015 NLDS.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I sat a couple rows in front of Joe Lo Truglio while watching deGrom beat Kershaw in the 2015 NLDS.
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Do you think that if Disney started a hotline to report crimes and offered toys as a reward, they would call it Snitches Get Stitches?
I'll hang up and take my answer off the air.
I'll hang up and take my answer off the air.
May 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Do you think that if Disney started a hotline to report crimes and offered toys as a reward, they would call it Snitches Get Stitches?
I'll hang up and take my answer off the air.
I'll hang up and take my answer off the air.
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🚨Big news from the Statcast factory🚨
New release on Baseball Savant:
⚾Swing Path
⚾Attack Angle
⚾Ideal Attack Angle
⚾Attack Direction
It's all here: baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...
Let's 🧵 what all this is and means:
New release on Baseball Savant:
⚾Swing Path
⚾Attack Angle
⚾Ideal Attack Angle
⚾Attack Direction
It's all here: baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...
Let's 🧵 what all this is and means:
May 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
🚨Big news from the Statcast factory🚨
New release on Baseball Savant:
⚾Swing Path
⚾Attack Angle
⚾Ideal Attack Angle
⚾Attack Direction
It's all here: baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...
Let's 🧵 what all this is and means:
New release on Baseball Savant:
⚾Swing Path
⚾Attack Angle
⚾Ideal Attack Angle
⚾Attack Direction
It's all here: baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...
Let's 🧵 what all this is and means:
Yeah, sure, this looks like a pretty reasonab...ANDY PAGES?!!
MLB Positional Leaders in Defensive Runs Saved
1B- Matt Olson
2B- Nico Hoerner
3B- Matt Chapman
SS- Taylor Walls
LF- Steven Kwan
CF- Pete Crow-Armstrong
RF- Fernando Tatis Jr.
C- Carlos Narváez
P- Sean Burke
Overall - Andy Pages
Full leaderboard: www.fieldingbible.com/drs-leaderbo...
1B- Matt Olson
2B- Nico Hoerner
3B- Matt Chapman
SS- Taylor Walls
LF- Steven Kwan
CF- Pete Crow-Armstrong
RF- Fernando Tatis Jr.
C- Carlos Narváez
P- Sean Burke
Overall - Andy Pages
Full leaderboard: www.fieldingbible.com/drs-leaderbo...
May 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Yeah, sure, this looks like a pretty reasonab...ANDY PAGES?!!
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Good morning. The Dodgers could find themselves with a long-term problem at third base and a long-term problem at catcher; there could be a single solution in something teams stopped doing 40 years ago. My piece today for @baseballprospectus.com:
The Dodgers and the Problem on the Horizon | Baseball Prospectus
For now, this is just a slump, but it's never too early to make a disaster preparedness plan.
www.baseballprospectus.com
April 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Good morning. The Dodgers could find themselves with a long-term problem at third base and a long-term problem at catcher; there could be a single solution in something teams stopped doing 40 years ago. My piece today for @baseballprospectus.com:
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The Thunder are already "winning playoff games by 50" good and have approximately 27 percent of the total NBA Draft picks over the next decade, they're gonna have to fold the league
April 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Thunder are already "winning playoff games by 50" good and have approximately 27 percent of the total NBA Draft picks over the next decade, they're gonna have to fold the league