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@dancingkelsey.bsky.social
curating a specific brand of horny
check it out I'm bi
check it out I'm bi
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I know not every TV critic is familiar with the trappings of the romance genre, but I’m tired of the implication that sex can’t be an important plot driver for individual and shared character development.
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I know not every TV critic is familiar with the trappings of the romance genre, but I’m tired of the implication that sex can’t be an important plot driver for individual and shared character development.
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A🧵
This is profoundly irresponsible by AGSulzberger’s NYT, @by-cjewett.bsky.social +eds.
The normalization, “view-from-nowhere”, “born-yesterday”, stenography, “both-sides”, irresponsible headline are disgraceful.
THE story is the CDC&FDA are being destroyed by antiscience & Americans will die.
1/n
This is profoundly irresponsible by AGSulzberger’s NYT, @by-cjewett.bsky.social +eds.
The normalization, “view-from-nowhere”, “born-yesterday”, stenography, “both-sides”, irresponsible headline are disgraceful.
THE story is the CDC&FDA are being destroyed by antiscience & Americans will die.
1/n
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A🧵
This is profoundly irresponsible by AGSulzberger’s NYT, @by-cjewett.bsky.social +eds.
The normalization, “view-from-nowhere”, “born-yesterday”, stenography, “both-sides”, irresponsible headline are disgraceful.
THE story is the CDC&FDA are being destroyed by antiscience & Americans will die.
1/n
This is profoundly irresponsible by AGSulzberger’s NYT, @by-cjewett.bsky.social +eds.
The normalization, “view-from-nowhere”, “born-yesterday”, stenography, “both-sides”, irresponsible headline are disgraceful.
THE story is the CDC&FDA are being destroyed by antiscience & Americans will die.
1/n
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
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Private equityyyyyyyyyyyyyy
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Private equityyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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"how are we going to reach all these disaffected young men turning towards radical right-wing politics in america?"
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"how are we going to reach all these disaffected young men turning towards radical right-wing politics in america?"
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like it's literally their job to impeach a president who 1) shames the USA, or 2) does illegal shit, ir 3) involves us in foreign wars without congressional approval
we have 200+ years of people mostly following the Tri-Power system
i don't understand why suddenly it's off the rails omg
we have 200+ years of people mostly following the Tri-Power system
i don't understand why suddenly it's off the rails omg
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
like it's literally their job to impeach a president who 1) shames the USA, or 2) does illegal shit, ir 3) involves us in foreign wars without congressional approval
we have 200+ years of people mostly following the Tri-Power system
i don't understand why suddenly it's off the rails omg
we have 200+ years of people mostly following the Tri-Power system
i don't understand why suddenly it's off the rails omg
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"Oh so what are you saying? That our Congress is filled with people and they should all debate things that matter?? And then hash out their differences through this debate??"
I don't think we need to revamp our education system, we just need to give everyone a little pamphlet or something.
I don't think we need to revamp our education system, we just need to give everyone a little pamphlet or something.
Yup! But you forgot the part where all you have to do is snap your fingers!
It’s soooooo easy!!!!!!
It’s soooooo easy!!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Oh so what are you saying? That our Congress is filled with people and they should all debate things that matter?? And then hash out their differences through this debate??"
I don't think we need to revamp our education system, we just need to give everyone a little pamphlet or something.
I don't think we need to revamp our education system, we just need to give everyone a little pamphlet or something.
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"Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts. The same goes for men."
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts. The same goes for men."
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Galatians 3:28: "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."
Transphobes: NOT LIKE THAT
Transphobes: NOT LIKE THAT
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Galatians 3:28: "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."
Transphobes: NOT LIKE THAT
Transphobes: NOT LIKE THAT
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Rubric: "Can the reader assess whether the student has read the assigned article?"
Student: [free-associates from the article title through memories of Bible camp]
Student: [free-associates from the article title through memories of Bible camp]
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Rubric: "Can the reader assess whether the student has read the assigned article?"
Student: [free-associates from the article title through memories of Bible camp]
Student: [free-associates from the article title through memories of Bible camp]
ok so like i know i was an advanced reader and writer, but my paper on The Rapture (the Left Behind movie version, which is now just, like...doctrine for some reason) in 8th grade got an A because i was already obsessively making sure to meet and exceed expectations.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ok so like i know i was an advanced reader and writer, but my paper on The Rapture (the Left Behind movie version, which is now just, like...doctrine for some reason) in 8th grade got an A because i was already obsessively making sure to meet and exceed expectations.
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Noting you approve of teasing to enforce certain norms and then flipping the fuck out and crying discrimination when you are challenged in perhaps the most kind way possible is so much of their entire ethos in one distilled bit.
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Noting you approve of teasing to enforce certain norms and then flipping the fuck out and crying discrimination when you are challenged in perhaps the most kind way possible is so much of their entire ethos in one distilled bit.
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I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
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idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
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Really hard not to see this whole thing as an effort to get a trans person fired from her TA job
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Really hard not to see this whole thing as an effort to get a trans person fired from her TA job
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This is the same military that did the GWOT. This is the same military that occupies your streets. This is the same military many of you seem to hope will not fire on you when the time comes.
Harvard Law School’s Jack Goldsmith:
“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”
open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
“In short, if the Post’s facts are correct, it appears that Special Operations Forces committed murder when the ‘two men were blown apart in the water, as the Post put it.’”
open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
This is the same military that did the GWOT. This is the same military that occupies your streets. This is the same military many of you seem to hope will not fire on you when the time comes.
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I believe in the indomitable spirit of my fellow man
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I believe in the indomitable spirit of my fellow man
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A new Lyse pic touches the timeline...
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A new Lyse pic touches the timeline...
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Literally this. If you don’t have a poem that moves you, you don’t need to read one. If you don’t do elaborate toasts normally, you don’t need to start today.
And maybe people also need to be willing to let go of parts of the day they don't actually care about? If there's not a single person who can think of a toast or a party game, maybe skip the toast and then do a puzzle after dinner?
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Literally this. If you don’t have a poem that moves you, you don’t need to read one. If you don’t do elaborate toasts normally, you don’t need to start today.
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We had the technology to google “what temp is done for turkey” before we had AI.
The idea that we need AI to tell us how to cook a turkey because we don’t want to ask other humans ignores the many millenia of people finding ways to give each other answers without asking someone they know.
The idea that we need AI to tell us how to cook a turkey because we don’t want to ask other humans ignores the many millenia of people finding ways to give each other answers without asking someone they know.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We had the technology to google “what temp is done for turkey” before we had AI.
The idea that we need AI to tell us how to cook a turkey because we don’t want to ask other humans ignores the many millenia of people finding ways to give each other answers without asking someone they know.
The idea that we need AI to tell us how to cook a turkey because we don’t want to ask other humans ignores the many millenia of people finding ways to give each other answers without asking someone they know.