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Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
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My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.
Jessica Hauser
I was Alex Pretti’s final nursing student. He was my friend and my nursing mentor. For the past four months, I stood shoulder to shoulder with him during my capstone preceptorship at the Minneapolis.....
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January 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.
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Shit like this is gonna make me an open borders guy real quick. Why is it considered acceptable for people to vote to have non-US citizens held down and shot in the back?
Did anyone actually vote to have masked Federal agents hold US citizens down and shoot them in the back?
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Shit like this is gonna make me an open borders guy real quick. Why is it considered acceptable for people to vote to have non-US citizens held down and shot in the back?
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Wow that’s wild anyway the craziest story I heard out of Minneapolis was about a nurse trying to help a woman and getting shot to death and also a five year old was used as bait and also ICE shot a woman in the face and
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Wow that’s wild anyway the craziest story I heard out of Minneapolis was about a nurse trying to help a woman and getting shot to death and also a five year old was used as bait and also ICE shot a woman in the face and
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This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
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A snippet of propaganda churning out from extremely influential far-right voices desperately trying to frame Minnesota as some wild chaotic place when it is being made chaotic by DHS instigating and attacking and desperately trying to goad well-disciplined Minnesotans into riots.
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
A snippet of propaganda churning out from extremely influential far-right voices desperately trying to frame Minnesota as some wild chaotic place when it is being made chaotic by DHS instigating and attacking and desperately trying to goad well-disciplined Minnesotans into riots.
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Wrong, as centrists always are.
It's happening because Democrats refused to listen to the left, just like they always do.
Most of us did vote for Kamala, against our better judgment. You know who didn't? The "moderates" she was selling out to.
The center doesn't hold.
It's happening because Democrats refused to listen to the left, just like they always do.
Most of us did vote for Kamala, against our better judgment. You know who didn't? The "moderates" she was selling out to.
The center doesn't hold.
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Wrong, as centrists always are.
It's happening because Democrats refused to listen to the left, just like they always do.
Most of us did vote for Kamala, against our better judgment. You know who didn't? The "moderates" she was selling out to.
The center doesn't hold.
It's happening because Democrats refused to listen to the left, just like they always do.
Most of us did vote for Kamala, against our better judgment. You know who didn't? The "moderates" she was selling out to.
The center doesn't hold.
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"Guns don't kill people" was a lie, then, huh?
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
"Guns don't kill people" was a lie, then, huh?
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BREAKING NEWS FROM NY POST:
It turns out that guns really do kill people after all!
It turns out that guns really do kill people after all!
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
BREAKING NEWS FROM NY POST:
It turns out that guns really do kill people after all!
It turns out that guns really do kill people after all!
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Guns don’t kill people, except when they’re *in their holsters near cops* or when they’ve *already been confiscated by said cops*. Got it 🙄
January 25, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Guns don’t kill people, except when they’re *in their holsters near cops* or when they’ve *already been confiscated by said cops*. Got it 🙄
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please stop mentioning training as if that has anything to do with this problem. they're doing exactly as they are trained, just like regular cops.
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
please stop mentioning training as if that has anything to do with this problem. they're doing exactly as they are trained, just like regular cops.
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you are missing the forest for the trees and borderline performing fascist apologia if you spend even a second considering training as a factor here.
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
you are missing the forest for the trees and borderline performing fascist apologia if you spend even a second considering training as a factor here.
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So ICE is saying that the gun ICE has been using is bad?
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
So ICE is saying that the gun ICE has been using is bad?
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From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
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you should be horrified and your blood should be boiling, but a guy shouting "you'll have to kill me" at these goons to protect his neighbors should bring you the opposite of despair
I have no words to express my horror and despair on seeing this. My blood is boiling. And, remember, there are fucking Democrats who seem to want this to continue. I have a very simple question: who can stop this and, if there is anyone, why haven’t they stopped it already? 😡😡😡
Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)
January 24, 2026 at 6:39 PM
you should be horrified and your blood should be boiling, but a guy shouting "you'll have to kill me" at these goons to protect his neighbors should bring you the opposite of despair
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“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
-Wilhoit's Law
-Wilhoit's Law
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
-Wilhoit's Law
-Wilhoit's Law
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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If you’re struggling, I’m copy pasting what a trauma therapist friend suggested here:
“Highly recommend dunking your face in a bowl of cold water, drinking some water to help your body flush the adrenaline and finding something to smell or touch for grounding and avoiding dissociation”
“Highly recommend dunking your face in a bowl of cold water, drinking some water to help your body flush the adrenaline and finding something to smell or touch for grounding and avoiding dissociation”
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
If you’re struggling, I’m copy pasting what a trauma therapist friend suggested here:
“Highly recommend dunking your face in a bowl of cold water, drinking some water to help your body flush the adrenaline and finding something to smell or touch for grounding and avoiding dissociation”
“Highly recommend dunking your face in a bowl of cold water, drinking some water to help your body flush the adrenaline and finding something to smell or touch for grounding and avoiding dissociation”
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The guy was being held down on the ground by like 6 scumbags and he was shot point blank while doubled over on his knees after the piece of shit pistol whipped him several times. Now you don’t have to watch.
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The guy was being held down on the ground by like 6 scumbags and he was shot point blank while doubled over on his knees after the piece of shit pistol whipped him several times. Now you don’t have to watch.
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And both parties are complicit in the violence
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
And both parties are complicit in the violence
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you feel hopeless because you feel helpless. and it is true, you cannot directly stop this gang of losers murdering people in the streets.
but there is so much you *can* do. every action will make you feel better.
but there is so much you *can* do. every action will make you feel better.
January 24, 2026 at 6:48 PM
you feel hopeless because you feel helpless. and it is true, you cannot directly stop this gang of losers murdering people in the streets.
but there is so much you *can* do. every action will make you feel better.
but there is so much you *can* do. every action will make you feel better.
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Very cool that Congress just renewed ICE's budget with absolutely zero concessions
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Very cool that Congress just renewed ICE's budget with absolutely zero concessions