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i need to calm down. everything's fine; im an adult
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If you are married to a US spouse, your temporary visa (usually for 3 months) will lapse before your case is processed. The government allowed you could stay in the US while awaiting case processing. Now the Trump admin is saying that is a visa overstay and arresting the spouses.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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People are mostly right that SNL's gone downhill, but you always hear people like Mulaney or Tim Robinson tell stories about trying to get jokes just like this on the air, and I don't think the problem's has ever been the cast. At some point the executives just got really lame.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Guy who got paid $500k to come up with it: Strong floor, no ceiling, surely this slogan doesn't harken back to literally over a century of Leftist imagery. No need to look up anything.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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How is any of this real
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM