Smiley McDuckFeet 🐀
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If I seem a little strange, well, that’s because I am.
I suddenly became violently aware of socks.
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I suddenly became violently aware of socks.
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Randhawa said: “What’s not to love about Ryan? His hair is strokably soft, his chin is pleasingly scratchy, and you can also honk his nose like he’s a clown. Also he’s a great guy and I love him blah blah blah.”
Boyfriend indistinguishable from fidget toy
An autistic woman’s boyfriend reportedly does everything a fidget spinner can – and everything it can’t. Ryan Wilkins, 33, allegedly has many excellent qualities or something, but most importantly he…
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January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Randhawa said: “What’s not to love about Ryan? His hair is strokably soft, his chin is pleasingly scratchy, and you can also honk his nose like he’s a clown. Also he’s a great guy and I love him blah blah blah.”
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most people don't want this kinda shit. most people want to go about their day, get shit done, live and let live. most people avoid conflict. most people resist without retaliating.
most people hold themselves back.
gonna be quite a day when most people don't
most people hold themselves back.
gonna be quite a day when most people don't
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
most people don't want this kinda shit. most people want to go about their day, get shit done, live and let live. most people avoid conflict. most people resist without retaliating.
most people hold themselves back.
gonna be quite a day when most people don't
most people hold themselves back.
gonna be quite a day when most people don't
I just called Holiday Baking Championship host Jesse Palmer a “four cell creep” to my husband and when pressed I just shrugged because not even I know what’s going on in my brain when I’m this high.
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I just called Holiday Baking Championship host Jesse Palmer a “four cell creep” to my husband and when pressed I just shrugged because not even I know what’s going on in my brain when I’m this high.
“I just want to eat all the things. Well. Not the dog food, real food. For people.”
- me high on edibles, watching a Blue Buffalo dog kibble commercial with my husband
- me high on edibles, watching a Blue Buffalo dog kibble commercial with my husband
patrick star from spongebob is sitting at a table with food
Alt: patrick star from spongebob is sitting at a table with food
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
“I just want to eat all the things. Well. Not the dog food, real food. For people.”
- me high on edibles, watching a Blue Buffalo dog kibble commercial with my husband
- me high on edibles, watching a Blue Buffalo dog kibble commercial with my husband
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had a high schooler that works for my day job start going off about how Fucked the world is and Trump ruining the country and like what do you even do? and I hate that all I had for him was a laugh and this meme.
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
had a high schooler that works for my day job start going off about how Fucked the world is and Trump ruining the country and like what do you even do? and I hate that all I had for him was a laugh and this meme.
It may be the edibles, but I really desperately want this as a bumper sticker.
i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 AM
It may be the edibles, but I really desperately want this as a bumper sticker.
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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“Miles to go before I sleep” sounds awesome in your twenties and dreadful in your forties
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
“Miles to go before I sleep” sounds awesome in your twenties and dreadful in your forties
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The federal government Friday agreed to pay $125,000 after a judge found a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent liable for civil assault for pointing a gun at a hotel maintenance man who came to the agent’s room to unclog a toilet.
Feds pay $125K after Border Patrol agent pointed gun at Portland hotel worker
The payout amount was finalized during a settlement conference Friday after a judge found the officer civilly liable for assault.
www.oregonlive.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The federal government Friday agreed to pay $125,000 after a judge found a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent liable for civil assault for pointing a gun at a hotel maintenance man who came to the agent’s room to unclog a toilet.
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Everything is dogs
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Everything is dogs
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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It was not "domestic terrorism.” It was state sanctioned violence.
A family will forever live with the pain caused by the admin's reckless and deadly actions.
Abolishing ICE is not enough. They must be held accountable.
A family will forever live with the pain caused by the admin's reckless and deadly actions.
Abolishing ICE is not enough. They must be held accountable.
Rep. Omar: Trump admin’s take on MN shooting is ‘delusional,’ ‘we’ve all seen the video’ | CNN
Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar joins The Lead.
www.cnn.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
It was not "domestic terrorism.” It was state sanctioned violence.
A family will forever live with the pain caused by the admin's reckless and deadly actions.
Abolishing ICE is not enough. They must be held accountable.
A family will forever live with the pain caused by the admin's reckless and deadly actions.
Abolishing ICE is not enough. They must be held accountable.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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2025 in general…
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
2025 in general…
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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lettuce, tomato, lettuce, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, cheese, lettuce.
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
lettuce, tomato, lettuce, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, cheese, lettuce.
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if you wanna learn about lizards you should start from the gecko
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
if you wanna learn about lizards you should start from the gecko
Great Moments in Closed Captioning: Bill Lipscomb on Season 1 Episode 5 of Holiday Baking Championship:
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Great Moments in Closed Captioning: Bill Lipscomb on Season 1 Episode 5 of Holiday Baking Championship: