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You’re wrong; Rob Schneider was born on a colonial pig farm in the 1700s, and cursed with with a form of immortality after he destroyed a native shaman’s garden.
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You’re wrong; Rob Schneider was born on a colonial pig farm in the 1700s, and cursed with with a form of immortality after he destroyed a native shaman’s garden.
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An incredibly Trump-era headline theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
An incredibly Trump-era headline theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
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This shit got me feeling like the Jamaican Bargnani.
messed up a spreadsheet and inadvertently created JAMAICAN ANDREA BARGNANI
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This shit got me feeling like the Jamaican Bargnani.
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Joe Camel wasn't trying to be a bad influence. He just really liked cigarettes and thought kids might too
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Joe Camel wasn't trying to be a bad influence. He just really liked cigarettes and thought kids might too
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[know nothing voice] just punched a hole in the wall because the new mayor is yet another Catholic
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
[know nothing voice] just punched a hole in the wall because the new mayor is yet another Catholic
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Idiot zoomer: I want universal healthcare
Smart reasoned television host: u should become alcoholic instead
Smart reasoned television host: u should become alcoholic instead
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Idiot zoomer: I want universal healthcare
Smart reasoned television host: u should become alcoholic instead
Smart reasoned television host: u should become alcoholic instead
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Want to once again point out that Fox News has an entire Bill Maher section of their website that updates several times a week
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Want to once again point out that Fox News has an entire Bill Maher section of their website that updates several times a week
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Mamdani is a child of privilege therefore his socialism is cosplay designed to rile up downwardly mobile youngsters into stealing money from job creators. Wilson is poor and her socialism is just a way to get job creators to pay for her expenses.
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Mamdani is a child of privilege therefore his socialism is cosplay designed to rile up downwardly mobile youngsters into stealing money from job creators. Wilson is poor and her socialism is just a way to get job creators to pay for her expenses.
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I like how Bezos thinks that we needed more Lolbertarian views expressed in media, when it might be the single most overrepresented view in all of American media
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I like how Bezos thinks that we needed more Lolbertarian views expressed in media, when it might be the single most overrepresented view in all of American media
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The only thing 'out of control' about illegal immigration is the press coverage of it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The only thing 'out of control' about illegal immigration is the press coverage of it.
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According to all polling ever, the British public has never been more in favour of immigration than now.
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/br...
But the British political class are determined to change that.
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/br...
But the British political class are determined to change that.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
According to all polling ever, the British public has never been more in favour of immigration than now.
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/br...
But the British political class are determined to change that.
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/br...
But the British political class are determined to change that.
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not the main point of those emails at all but good lord are they all dreadful writers. spaces before and after commas? criminal
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
not the main point of those emails at all but good lord are they all dreadful writers. spaces before and after commas? criminal
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You can listen to him lay this all out here
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You can listen to him lay this all out here
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ICE grabs father by the neck—send him into violent seizure while his arms lock up around his toddler.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ICE grabs father by the neck—send him into violent seizure while his arms lock up around his toddler.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"
Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.
Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
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i'd love to see how this rule holds up if someone with mamdani's politics ends up the party's nominee for president. they wouldn't be able to talk about the election
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i'd love to see how this rule holds up if someone with mamdani's politics ends up the party's nominee for president. they wouldn't be able to talk about the election
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does anyone happen to have an archived recording of the Cuomo election night party that PBS streamed? I click on all the links and it's been shortened to just his concession speech and I was gonna go through it and tabulate his weird ass playlist & analyze its blatant sex pesty vibes but now I CAN'T
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
does anyone happen to have an archived recording of the Cuomo election night party that PBS streamed? I click on all the links and it's been shortened to just his concession speech and I was gonna go through it and tabulate his weird ass playlist & analyze its blatant sex pesty vibes but now I CAN'T
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Logitech thank you, it was no trouble for me at all
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Logitech thank you, it was no trouble for me at all
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Walking through a parking lot where every single person is in their car filming themselves screaming about politics
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Walking through a parking lot where every single person is in their car filming themselves screaming about politics
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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Yes!!!! People are always saying to me that the libs haven't made them feel naughty enough.
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yes!!!! People are always saying to me that the libs haven't made them feel naughty enough.
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NYPD overtime: "Adams's protective detail kidnapped an Italian crypto investor and brought him to gangsters who sexually tortured him for his password
"forced him to smoke crack
“police kidnap de blasio’s daughter and issue veiled threat demanding mayor authorize specific tactics” was blip in press
"forced him to smoke crack
“police kidnap de blasio’s daughter and issue veiled threat demanding mayor authorize specific tactics” was blip in press
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
NYPD overtime: "Adams's protective detail kidnapped an Italian crypto investor and brought him to gangsters who sexually tortured him for his password
"forced him to smoke crack
“police kidnap de blasio’s daughter and issue veiled threat demanding mayor authorize specific tactics” was blip in press
"forced him to smoke crack
“police kidnap de blasio’s daughter and issue veiled threat demanding mayor authorize specific tactics” was blip in press
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Can’t stop laughing at this
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can’t stop laughing at this