You’re wrong; Rob Schneider was born on a colonial pig farm in the 1700s, and cursed with with a form of immortality after he destroyed a native shaman’s garden.

he’s relevant? i thought we were only seeing this bc it was unintentionally funny

why don’t you just destroy the amoebas instead? 🤨 i mean, if those are the other options you’re considering

the same idiots thought it was a nightmare back then!

Idiot zoomer: I want universal healthcare

Smart reasoned television host: u should become alcoholic instead

I like how Bezos thinks that we needed more Lolbertarian views expressed in media, when it might be the single most overrepresented view in all of American media

dogwhistle…? it’s just them being openly racist and reactionary

because they heard it in school, because the school is just repeating what people thought 250 years ago, when the way the economy and political parties worked was completely different. they can’t connect it to anything important in the modern day, because it DOESN’T connect, and hasn’t in a century

i’m already offended by idea of the Senate on paper, but the “small states’ interests” point is especially annoying to me because it WASN’T wrong… in the 18TH CENTURY. Party lines and state economies have transformed dramatically since then!

yeah they do, they’re a waste of money, have ridiculous power on paper and symbolize the political elevation of a class of people based on bloodlines

“State interests” haven’t been relevant since around the Civil War. This argument has been ridiculous for over a century.

of course not

The only thing 'out of control' about illegal immigration is the press coverage of it.

You can listen to him lay this all out here

WHOA HE SPEAKS ENGLISH????