Dale Longmore
dalelongmore.bsky.social
Dale Longmore
@dalelongmore.bsky.social
Person. I write things for 📺 🎬
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I don’t get it, why does making art become unsatisfying when you remove the part where your brain works and is rewarded with a sense of accomplishment
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is from Autocracy, Inc, about how modern autocratic propaganda works.

I consider this every time I decide what to share and how to frame it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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A 9-year-old Palestinian Boy Stood at a Distance. An Israeli Soldier Knelt and Shot Him Dead.

Eyewitnesses say Muhammad stood with his arms folded, posing no threat, when a single, deadly shot was fired. The soldiers later appeared to celebrate. The IDF said the incident is under review.
A Palestinian boy, 9, stood at a distance. An Israeli soldier knelt and shot him dead
Eyewitnesses Say Muhammad al-Halaq Stood With His Arms Folded, Posing No Threat, When a Single, Deadly Shot Was Fired. The Soldiers Later Appeared to Celebrate. The IDF Said the Incident Is Under Revi...
www.haaretz.com
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Tomorrow morning Bertie Ahern will change his name by Deed Poll to Jim Gavin. All problems sorted.

Or Jim Gavin actually gets elected to a job he doesn’t want by accident. There’s a movie script there either way…
October 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Max Dowman was born after the first set of Man City’s 115 charges
August 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I do love a piss-poor acronym.
July 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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'It's a Killing Field': IDF Soldiers Ordered to Shoot Deliberately at Unarmed Gazans Waiting for Humanitarian Aid

www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
IDF soldiers ordered to shoot deliberately at unarmed Gazans waiting for humanitarian aid
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www.haaretz.com
June 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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This is an AI medical slop Instagram account that has 356K followers. There are several classic 'red flags' to AI content like this that is fooling thousands of people. All to sell some 'lemon balm' on Amazon.

Let us dig into how to find these red flags. 🚩
March 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Arsenal must sign a disappointing left 8 every summer, so they can become a highly impactful striker in every February
February 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Hello new followers.
I have a comedy novel about an anxious, directionless Dublin lad who can see ghosts when he's drunk.
Think that might be your cup of tea? Here's the first three pages.
November 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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[bing crosby voice] 🎶 have yourself an existential crisis
December 24, 2023 at 8:04 PM
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Assad at Putin's gaff
December 8, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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[commercial for dry ice]
are you tired of wet ice?
December 1, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Just watched an inspiring talk on the future of energy by Gerard Reid. Lots of good news and massive opportunities for economies ready to adapt fast.💡🚀
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXwG...
Welcome to the Era of Energy Disruption | Gerard Reid | TEDxBerlinSalon
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes

me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
May 1, 2023 at 7:49 PM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM