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The Janky's Christmas
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derechos trans ahora 🏳️‍⚧️
free, free palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 46
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small accounts are more unhinged because we have less to lose
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Build-a-Blasio
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Estranged is better than November Rain
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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who needs To Catch A Predator, all the pedos just out themselves online now
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I assume by this is a pedophile, transphobe, and generally unfunny and stupid this IS just Bad Empanada on a burner
Is it really that wrong to date a robot after they come straight out of the factory?
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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FREE PARKING
Och aye, this is a bluid libel. Pure an' simple. If ye dinnae grasp why, then ye dinnae ken the first thing aboot Jew-hatred.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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post white is when i skeet selfies
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
more like Tranquility Based Hotel and Casino amirite?
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It's TeSlaa, fuckaas
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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rrrrrrrrrrreally fuckin high on drugs
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
smashing some Pinot Gris maybe while working on a fucking spreadsheet
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Oh fuck yeah. New Copy-Pasta! This might be the dumbest shit yet!
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Cocaine so white its still rocking an "all lives matter" t-shirt
cocaine so white nobody gets upset when it gets cast as a disney princess
cocaine so white it joined ICE
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
cocaine so white nobody gets upset when it gets cast as a disney princess
cocaine so white it joined ICE
Cocaine so white its in Pete Hegseth’s Signal contacts
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
cocaine so white they wrote a Christmas song about it
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
No, YOUgenics 😤
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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i had to remake this pack
a solid crew plz add n share

lmk if you want added or removed
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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hello fellow sex havers i am trying to procure some sex
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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starter pack? this is a finisher pack!
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
All That Glitters Is Gold ✨
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Glitty Glitty Bang Bang
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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bluesky wrapped but it's the 25 most esoteric blocklists you're on
bluesky wrapped but it's how many meaningless arguments you got into. and also your win/loss ratio
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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yeah, well, sometimes the hog cranks you, cowboy
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I was feeling nostalgic, but it just doesn't quite hold up
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM