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The Janky Old Elf
@daddyjanky.bsky.social
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my fave from the fartlow
@Eve Barlow 1h Eve Barlow May as well get Kneecap to run New York City at this rate.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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smashing some Pinot Gris maybe while working on a fucking spreadsheet
Glass of white wine surrounded by a laptop, calculator, keyboard, and another fucking laptop.
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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restocked for you, skip
Stack of cases of Modelo
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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had to update it 😭
the aqua teen hunger force meme that normally says "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this" but I have adjusted it to "40 or 50 years old" for my old ass
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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yeah this was occasionally a problem for us when we had Madi, lol
The dachshund was bred to scent, chase, and flush out badgers and other burrow-dwelling animals. The miniature dachshund was bred to hunt small animals such as rabbits. [5]
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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"But"
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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#1 by a mile
@drewc.bsky.social has added you to the "Transphobes, Genocide Enthusiasts, and Crumbums" moderation list
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I was feeling nostalgic, but it just doesn't quite hold up
Album cover for A Place in the Sun (1999) by Lit, but with a G in front.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Morty, Bruce Chutback, and Summer in Rick's spaceship. "isn't a doorknob a virgin? - not mine"
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Luigi Mangione during a court appearance in Manhattan Supreme Court. Mangione is accused of the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in December 2024.
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Batman character Mr Freeze looking manic with crazy eyes. at the bottom of the picture is part of an empty speech bubble that gives the impression he is saying the quoted post
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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🤷
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December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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🪵🍟
Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out." @AccountableGOP
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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indeed
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December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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wait why do i have a "hate symbol" label? let me just look into... oh for fuck's sake
Hateful Symbol Symbology celebrating violence or hate. Examples include swastika, hammer and sickle: both symbolize genocidal ideologies.
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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A man says: You belong in a garbage bin, man. You are a piece of scum, man.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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The image is a still from the 1999 movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, featuring Mike Myers as the title character. The text "IT'S A BIT NUTTY" is a quote from the scene.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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i've come to accept it and use it to my advantage
Vegans today be like "I don't need a chair, I can hover on my farts".
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Geese "Getting Killed" (2025)
The image is the cover art for the album Getting Killed by the Brooklyn-based rock band Geese. The album was released on September 26, 2025. It shows a figure pointing a pistol at the camera with one hand and holding a brass instrument with the other. Bright sunshine obscures the image.
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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call this my sKirkcle cuz it's all snipers
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November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Now watching @kneecapceol.bsky.social
Movie poster for the movie Kneecap. The film is a biographical comedy-drama about the real-life Irish-language hip-hop trio of the same name, who play themselves in the movie.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Canada's top doctor indicating the size of the new poutine suppository
Chief Public Health Officer of Canada (2017-2025), Theresa Tam
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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*shudders*
multiple large containers of Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise. This product is commonly found in retail environments like Costco
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Getting mixed messages here
BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.so... 1m oooh boy, you're pretty BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.so... 2m Gross. Yeah you
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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"Ms. Johnson revealed that her husband “eats almost everything except cranberry sauce, mayonnaise and bananas,” which could have been viewed as subtly undermining of Ms. Miller, who revealed on the debut episode of her podcast that Mr. Miller eats only mayonnaise. Literally." with "Mr. Miller eats only mayonnaise. Literally." highlighted
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM