Izzy
@cuttlenap.bsky.social
Sleepy girl who likes robots, books, and watching too much tv. Wee Joker Stan. Spring will come again.
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The Izzy administration will force all show runners to learn about how to write an ending
December 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Izzy administration will force all show runners to learn about how to write an ending
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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The TikTok acquisition is complete I see
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The TikTok acquisition is complete I see
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in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
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sure make your lazy jokes. don't even think about the ppl hurt by them. make your crack about "an egg fried this rice" not even thinking about that poor cook in the back of the restaurant making you a delicious meal. sweating half to death because she won't take off that oversized hoodie
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
sure make your lazy jokes. don't even think about the ppl hurt by them. make your crack about "an egg fried this rice" not even thinking about that poor cook in the back of the restaurant making you a delicious meal. sweating half to death because she won't take off that oversized hoodie
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1. Catch the first Avatar: Fire and Ash screening at 9:30AM
2. Play Avatar: Frontiers of Pandoria from noon to 10:30PM
3. Show up for the day's last showing of Avatar: Fire and Ash at 11:40
They're calling it the Commune With Eywa Challenge and it's causing schizophrenic breaks on every continent
2. Play Avatar: Frontiers of Pandoria from noon to 10:30PM
3. Show up for the day's last showing of Avatar: Fire and Ash at 11:40
They're calling it the Commune With Eywa Challenge and it's causing schizophrenic breaks on every continent
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
1. Catch the first Avatar: Fire and Ash screening at 9:30AM
2. Play Avatar: Frontiers of Pandoria from noon to 10:30PM
3. Show up for the day's last showing of Avatar: Fire and Ash at 11:40
They're calling it the Commune With Eywa Challenge and it's causing schizophrenic breaks on every continent
2. Play Avatar: Frontiers of Pandoria from noon to 10:30PM
3. Show up for the day's last showing of Avatar: Fire and Ash at 11:40
They're calling it the Commune With Eywa Challenge and it's causing schizophrenic breaks on every continent
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joining the great machine consciousness
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
joining the great machine consciousness
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been rewatching Brooklyn 99 and Andre Braugher was one of the funniest men on earth.
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
been rewatching Brooklyn 99 and Andre Braugher was one of the funniest men on earth.
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Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
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When you think of it, spiritual warfare is horny and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper neocon movement should seek to abolish it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When you think of it, spiritual warfare is horny and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper neocon movement should seek to abolish it.
Mike Wheeler my enemy
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Mike Wheeler my enemy
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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Vote for me I will make an Expanse spin-off entirely about Camina Drummer's polycule
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Vote for me I will make an Expanse spin-off entirely about Camina Drummer's polycule