Cynnie
@sinycalbytch.bsky.social
Public defender. Cat mom. Minnesota proud. Often anxious. Swearing enthusiast. Cool introvert. I drink milk as an adult & I will not change my ways. She/her
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Cynnie
@sinycalbytch.bsky.social
· Oct 19
I'm gonna make a thread of my salt & pepper shaker collection pieces bc they are cool (I think).
First up, vampire couple
First up, vampire couple
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the bloodshed? came after:
“it’s okay, i’m not mad at you”
&
“are you okay?”
“it’s okay, i’m not mad at you”
&
“are you okay?”
Homan: "I said back in March of this year [sic] that if the hateful rhetoric didn't stop I was afraid there would be bloodshed. And there has been."
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
the bloodshed? came after:
“it’s okay, i’m not mad at you”
&
“are you okay?”
“it’s okay, i’m not mad at you”
&
“are you okay?”
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Captain’s Log, Day two thousand and somethin’:
Bad.
Bad.
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Captain’s Log, Day two thousand and somethin’:
Bad.
Bad.
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i deleted that because y'all don't need his face on your TL
but a lawyer - one who has held himself out as a constitutional lawyer - saying "imagine if we had to get a judicial warrant!" is embarassing.
the point of these rules IS INCONVENIENCE FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
but a lawyer - one who has held himself out as a constitutional lawyer - saying "imagine if we had to get a judicial warrant!" is embarassing.
the point of these rules IS INCONVENIENCE FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
i deleted that because y'all don't need his face on your TL
but a lawyer - one who has held himself out as a constitutional lawyer - saying "imagine if we had to get a judicial warrant!" is embarassing.
the point of these rules IS INCONVENIENCE FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
but a lawyer - one who has held himself out as a constitutional lawyer - saying "imagine if we had to get a judicial warrant!" is embarassing.
the point of these rules IS INCONVENIENCE FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
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"The system sucks, this job sucks"
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"The system sucks, this job sucks"
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This is when people need to hit him with “at least I don’t poop myself”
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
This is when people need to hit him with “at least I don’t poop myself”
I'm worried that today's youth will not understand how funny the reference to the internet as a series of tubes is & why it's important to not clog the tubes.
a series of pipes on a brick wall with the words a series of tubes
ALT: a series of pipes on a brick wall with the words a series of tubes
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I'm worried that today's youth will not understand how funny the reference to the internet as a series of tubes is & why it's important to not clog the tubes.
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My cat enjoys quilting with me.
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
My cat enjoys quilting with me.
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I don't think people understand how furious and radicalized the federal judiciary has to be where they are issuing orders like this.
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I don't think people understand how furious and radicalized the federal judiciary has to be where they are issuing orders like this.
I was working on my paint by number when Mortimer suddenly decided he needed to be held. Such a sweet baby
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I was working on my paint by number when Mortimer suddenly decided he needed to be held. Such a sweet baby
Holy shit, this order from the judge releasing Liam (the little MN kid in the bunny hat) & his dad from ICE custody is fucking awesome. The judge didn't pull any punches - absolute disdain in every sentence for Noem et al. It's very short but it's so good.
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Adobe Acrobat
acrobat.adobe.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Holy shit, this order from the judge releasing Liam (the little MN kid in the bunny hat) & his dad from ICE custody is fucking awesome. The judge didn't pull any punches - absolute disdain in every sentence for Noem et al. It's very short but it's so good.
acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:...
acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:...
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DON'T BE FOOLED! MINNESOTA IS STILL A WAR ZONE, BECAUSE TOMMY "BAGS-O-CASH" HOMAN IS EVERY BIT THE BLOODTHIRSTY PSYCHOPATH AS THE MINIATURE NAZI-IN-A-TEACUP HE REPLACED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO WHAT MAY BE MY ANGRIEST POST EVER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4a3UNAp
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
DON'T BE FOOLED! MINNESOTA IS STILL A WAR ZONE, BECAUSE TOMMY "BAGS-O-CASH" HOMAN IS EVERY BIT THE BLOODTHIRSTY PSYCHOPATH AS THE MINIATURE NAZI-IN-A-TEACUP HE REPLACED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO WHAT MAY BE MY ANGRIEST POST EVER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4a3UNAp
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Ok then. Immediate rewatch of Schitt’s Creek but this time sobbing uncontrollably every time Catherine O’Hara is on screen 😔😔😔
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Ok then. Immediate rewatch of Schitt’s Creek but this time sobbing uncontrollably every time Catherine O’Hara is on screen 😔😔😔
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outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
I am on fire, steer clear of me
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I am on fire, steer clear of me
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It’s the 1990s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see at Ruby Ridge and Waco reflect entrenched practices of law enforcement.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It’s the 1990s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see at Ruby Ridge and Waco reflect entrenched practices of law enforcement.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
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We’re just not a free country.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 AM
We’re just not a free country.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.
Despite having A MORNING even though it's only 9:20 am, I am very happy that at my yearly appt with my sleep specialist, I officially no longer have obstructive sleep apnea!!
And yet, Caremark won't cover zepbound anymore for me, despite the fact that that's why I don't have OSA anymore
And yet, Caremark won't cover zepbound anymore for me, despite the fact that that's why I don't have OSA anymore
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Despite having A MORNING even though it's only 9:20 am, I am very happy that at my yearly appt with my sleep specialist, I officially no longer have obstructive sleep apnea!!
And yet, Caremark won't cover zepbound anymore for me, despite the fact that that's why I don't have OSA anymore
And yet, Caremark won't cover zepbound anymore for me, despite the fact that that's why I don't have OSA anymore
Ok. I really need to get up & put on my workout stuff & exercise now. I've been lying down for almost an hour doing jack
January 27, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Ok. I really need to get up & put on my workout stuff & exercise now. I've been lying down for almost an hour doing jack
So Mortimer just turned 3 in July but apparently his bloodwork at the vet is the "senior" panel & that can't be right bc have they even seen him? He's just a little baby
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
So Mortimer just turned 3 in July but apparently his bloodwork at the vet is the "senior" panel & that can't be right bc have they even seen him? He's just a little baby
Such dark times, when I spent all of my life until 2017 unable to say "Christmas" & Dick Wolf definitely did not make 80 iterations of a show called "Law & Order." Now, with tears in my eyes, let me just say, thank you sir!
Trump: "There was a time that you weren't allowed to use the words 'law and order.' You weren't allowed to use the term 'Christmas.' Merry Christmas, everybody, right? We brought that back."
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Such dark times, when I spent all of my life until 2017 unable to say "Christmas" & Dick Wolf definitely did not make 80 iterations of a show called "Law & Order." Now, with tears in my eyes, let me just say, thank you sir!
What in the word salad??
January 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
What in the word salad??
I'm like 85% sure I stumbled upon @cait.bsky.social on reddit bc I'm in approximately every cat related subreddit there is & saw a photo of a big beautiful cat with a scrunchy ear named Adonis & I think that's lovely. Any time I get to see pics of that adorable cat it is a good moment
January 27, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I'm like 85% sure I stumbled upon @cait.bsky.social on reddit bc I'm in approximately every cat related subreddit there is & saw a photo of a big beautiful cat with a scrunchy ear named Adonis & I think that's lovely. Any time I get to see pics of that adorable cat it is a good moment