Izzy
cuttlenap.bsky.social
Izzy
@cuttlenap.bsky.social
Sleepy girl who likes robots, books, and watching too much tv. Wee Joker Stan. Spring will come again.
She/her

I speak for your employer but not mine. Unclear how this happened.
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NO
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
LA is proof that hot people can’t do civil engineering
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Gonna do weird takes
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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sports betting in the pokémon universe must go insane. imagine putting it all on nidorino and then a gengar shows up to your house with a baseball bat and breaks your kneecaps
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor

Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes

Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day

Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Congratulations Vince Gilligan for making Pluribus, a vehicle for getting Rhea Seehorn all the awards she got screwed out of
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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broke: great man theory of history

woke: great idiot theory of history
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Granted I’m biased but I actually don’t think that looking like a lesbian should justify summary executions.
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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STRANGER THINGS (2016-2025)
Read what Indiana is doing in the portal and boy are we all in danger
January 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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The extent to which our eras manly food trends near-perfectly mirror trends in dog food is….just spectacular
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Graham Linehan made a willing place in his heart for evil, and once you open that door wide all the horrors come in.
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Still marching westbound on 26th street, chanting “ICE is just a racist mob, get a real fucking job”
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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They would gladly kill you and slander you despite overwhelming evidence and footage and eyewitnesses that it was murder.

This isn’t something that elections will fix. It’s going to take a massive reformation and these criminals will have to be punished.
January 8, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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send them to build musk’s mars colony
there is a historical solution to this problem but unfortunately it's "send them to do colonial war"
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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ICE is responsible for the *only* shooting and homicide in Minneapolis so far in 2026.
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
“Why are we gonna do with ICE goons after we abolish it?” They and Elon should finally fulfill the mars colony promise imo
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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"A doctor at the scene attempted to help the woman who was shot, but was kept away by federal agents. When an ambulance finally arrived, it was blocked from reaching her by law-enforcement vehicles, and paramedics had to reach her on foot. The woman has died." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
A Deadly Shooting in Minnesota
A federal immigration agent’s killing of a woman driving an SUV fits into a tragic pattern.
www.theatlantic.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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You can draw a draw a straight line from a right wing YouTuber's unverified viral video about Somali American daycares to ICE showing up in Minneapolis to this killing.

This feels like a galvanizing moment for the city in the same way George Floyd's death was five years ago.
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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also: she was clearly trying to follow directions and they shot her in the face anyway

you can't have a functional country where federal agents can just gun you down at will in the street with no consequences, you simply can't
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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The Pitt is incredible as proof you can be very middlebrow and very engaging at the same time. So much prestige TV relies on like novelistic subtext or tons of mythology and lore but The Pitt is just like No. You will watch this hot doctor competency porn and you will love it so much
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM