cryptid94
@cryptid94.bsky.social
fiber arts 💗 birding 💗 being a hater 💗
baby witch hexing the moon bc of tiktok
she/her
baby witch hexing the moon bc of tiktok
she/her
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How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
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But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before
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since it's the chatter this morning, @kimkelly.bsky.social from 2020
There’s No Room for Police Unions in the Labor Movement
No other union employees are allowed to kill other human beings.
www.teenvogue.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
since it's the chatter this morning, @kimkelly.bsky.social from 2020
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you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
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They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
"The Department of Homeland Security plans to pause operations in Chicago — where Gregory Bovino, a Border Patrol official, has led controversial arrest efforts — to support the immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota."
Trump Administration Deploying More Border Patrol Agents to Minnesota
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.
Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.
Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
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I actually would like to see more pro-democracy messaging in politics but instead of throwing it around like a magic word you could tell people how it connects to their social and economic life experience. Here are a hundred ways your life is shitty because a handful of evil dorks make the decisions
August 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I actually would like to see more pro-democracy messaging in politics but instead of throwing it around like a magic word you could tell people how it connects to their social and economic life experience. Here are a hundred ways your life is shitty because a handful of evil dorks make the decisions
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Holding onto my dream that one day there will be something better to hope for than the worst person on earth croaking
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Holding onto my dream that one day there will be something better to hope for than the worst person on earth croaking
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Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion
The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism
www.newsweek.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
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What started as relief that RFK Jr. did not go shirtless this time quickly curdled into a creeping suspicion that something was deeply wrong. That the "pull-ups" we were witnessing were not, in fact, real.
🙏 to @caseyjohnston.bsky.social for the sharp, much-needed clarity
🙏 to @caseyjohnston.bsky.social for the sharp, much-needed clarity
RFK Jr. did zero pull-ups at the airport
"They count 20, but the number of actual pull-ups done here is zero."
www.motherjones.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
What started as relief that RFK Jr. did not go shirtless this time quickly curdled into a creeping suspicion that something was deeply wrong. That the "pull-ups" we were witnessing were not, in fact, real.
🙏 to @caseyjohnston.bsky.social for the sharp, much-needed clarity
🙏 to @caseyjohnston.bsky.social for the sharp, much-needed clarity
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just watched a video where a zookeeper examines a beluga whale to make sure they're healthy and realized I get less healthcare than a zoo animal AND less free fish
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
just watched a video where a zookeeper examines a beluga whale to make sure they're healthy and realized I get less healthcare than a zoo animal AND less free fish
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none of us ever know anybody, not really. like there was a whole year there people kept telling me i would love rick and morty.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
none of us ever know anybody, not really. like there was a whole year there people kept telling me i would love rick and morty.
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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*repeatedly yells "representative" into the abyss
August 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
*repeatedly yells "representative" into the abyss
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
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CONSERVATIVES: same sex marriage is an abomination against God
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
CONSERVATIVES: same sex marriage is an abomination against God
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
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you: *talking about how concerned you are with the state of the world and that it seems like literally everything is spiraling out of control*
me: *looking for the appropriate time to mention that i finally got my registration letter from the local bird club*
me: *looking for the appropriate time to mention that i finally got my registration letter from the local bird club*
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
you: *talking about how concerned you are with the state of the world and that it seems like literally everything is spiraling out of control*
me: *looking for the appropriate time to mention that i finally got my registration letter from the local bird club*
me: *looking for the appropriate time to mention that i finally got my registration letter from the local bird club*