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Does your family maintain any holiday traditions that would seem weird as hell to outsiders?
Every year on Christmas Day I dress up like Ralphie in the pink bunny suit from A Christmas Story (1983). I pretend to be upset long enough for a few pictures.
Every year on Christmas Day I dress up like Ralphie in the pink bunny suit from A Christmas Story (1983). I pretend to be upset long enough for a few pictures.
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Does your family maintain any holiday traditions that would seem weird as hell to outsiders?
Every year on Christmas Day I dress up like Ralphie in the pink bunny suit from A Christmas Story (1983). I pretend to be upset long enough for a few pictures.
Every year on Christmas Day I dress up like Ralphie in the pink bunny suit from A Christmas Story (1983). I pretend to be upset long enough for a few pictures.
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wait wait AA battery for what??
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
wait wait AA battery for what??
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Thoughts on KKKrumpf
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Thoughts on KKKrumpf
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
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The West Wing is now just the Wing.
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The West Wing is now just the Wing.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something
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[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
“Lacking legitimacy”: Sen. Bill Cassidy breaks with RFK Jr. after CDC leadership exodus www.notus.org/health-scien...
‘Lacking Legitimacy’: Sen. Bill Cassidy Breaks With RFK Jr. After CDC Leadership Exodus
He called on a key government vaccine panel to postpone its upcoming meeting.
www.notus.org
August 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
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Is someone just masturbating on the keyboard at the Financial Times? What is this drivel?
August 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Is someone just masturbating on the keyboard at the Financial Times? What is this drivel?
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This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
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“Contains horse-rein sex, suggestive egg yolks and necrophile nuns” might be the best parental warning ever.
August 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“Contains horse-rein sex, suggestive egg yolks and necrophile nuns” might be the best parental warning ever.
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Doctor: You have chlamydia. Take this doxycycline
Trump: You're fired. Laura? You're my doctor now
Laura Loomer: You have Enormous Penis Syndrome. The only cure is golf and steak, which will make your penis more wonderful
Trump: You're fired. Laura? You're my doctor now
Laura Loomer: You have Enormous Penis Syndrome. The only cure is golf and steak, which will make your penis more wonderful
August 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Doctor: You have chlamydia. Take this doxycycline
Trump: You're fired. Laura? You're my doctor now
Laura Loomer: You have Enormous Penis Syndrome. The only cure is golf and steak, which will make your penis more wonderful
Trump: You're fired. Laura? You're my doctor now
Laura Loomer: You have Enormous Penis Syndrome. The only cure is golf and steak, which will make your penis more wonderful
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Ordering my banker to be fired because he keeps reporting that "I don't have any money" and "your account is at 0"
August 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ordering my banker to be fired because he keeps reporting that "I don't have any money" and "your account is at 0"
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wrong Huxtable.
July 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
wrong Huxtable.
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I'd like to dispel the rumors that Ken Paxton's wife caught him fucking a chicken
July 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'd like to dispel the rumors that Ken Paxton's wife caught him fucking a chicken
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a little on the nose but well played, beaches, well played
Just ahead of the Independence Day long weekend, beaches across the country have closed and issued advisories due to excessive levels of fecal waste.
Dozens of beaches close before July Fourth weekend due to fecal bacteria
At least six states have issued closures or advisories for certain beaches and lakes that have tested positive for fecal bacteria above safe levels.
nbcnews.to
July 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
a little on the nose but well played, beaches, well played
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Huge news today: Big Balls Out. Also, Big Balls Out.
June 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Huge news today: Big Balls Out. Also, Big Balls Out.
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When it was more fun in your imagination.
June 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When it was more fun in your imagination.
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Lawrenceville. Butler at 39th Street. Caller said some guy in a man bun is out on the street cussing and she don't like it.
June 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Lawrenceville. Butler at 39th Street. Caller said some guy in a man bun is out on the street cussing and she don't like it.
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Let's fucking gooooooooo
June 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Let's fucking gooooooooo
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The FEMA head didn’t know about hurricane season and they’ve gutted NOAA weather monitoring. Musk and RFK eviscerated our public health programs. The FAA is in shambles. Trump’s tariff reckoning is coming due. And the DHS head of counterterrorism is a 22-year-old bro.
This summer is going to ROCK!
This summer is going to ROCK!
June 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The FEMA head didn’t know about hurricane season and they’ve gutted NOAA weather monitoring. Musk and RFK eviscerated our public health programs. The FAA is in shambles. Trump’s tariff reckoning is coming due. And the DHS head of counterterrorism is a 22-year-old bro.
This summer is going to ROCK!
This summer is going to ROCK!
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🎶 God, what have you done?
You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down with the
WOKE MARXIST POPE
I'm gonna keep on dancing with the
WOKE MARXIST POPE 🎶
You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down with the
WOKE MARXIST POPE
I'm gonna keep on dancing with the
WOKE MARXIST POPE 🎶
May 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🎶 God, what have you done?
You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down with the
WOKE MARXIST POPE
I'm gonna keep on dancing with the
WOKE MARXIST POPE 🎶
You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down with the
WOKE MARXIST POPE
I'm gonna keep on dancing with the
WOKE MARXIST POPE 🎶
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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If you’re in line to punch RFK Jr in the dick, STAY IN LINE!
April 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If you’re in line to punch RFK Jr in the dick, STAY IN LINE!