Cristella 🐳
@cristellal.bsky.social
Still bored beyond belief. 🐕🦺🧶🪢📘🎞️♓️
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Lotta men who vote blue claim to care about women, then look the other way when they see other men abusing and ostracizing women in the workplace.
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
Are any of the men in the press corps going to ask Trump to stop denigrating their colleagues or are they enjoying this?
".. the latest instance of Trump lashing out at the female journalists who cover him."
@peoplemag.bsky.social @cbsnews.com
people.com/trump-snaps-...
@peoplemag.bsky.social @cbsnews.com
people.com/trump-snaps-...
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Lotta men who vote blue claim to care about women, then look the other way when they see other men abusing and ostracizing women in the workplace.
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
I know this firsthand.
Your posts don’t mean shit if you aren’t calling out other men in real life, sorry!
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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Me using the Cuisinart: hell yeah yes!!!
Me washing the Cuisinart: well this sucks wtf
Me washing the Cuisinart: well this sucks wtf
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me using the Cuisinart: hell yeah yes!!!
Me washing the Cuisinart: well this sucks wtf
Me washing the Cuisinart: well this sucks wtf
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Madonna and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Thanksgiving, 1982
📷 Glenn O'Brien
📷 Glenn O'Brien
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Madonna and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Thanksgiving, 1982
📷 Glenn O'Brien
📷 Glenn O'Brien
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HELLO FELLOW KIDS
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
HELLO FELLOW KIDS
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“It’s all a microcosm of a media industry that allowed Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza to flourish in the first place,” I say. Without a word, my dad stands up from the table, picks up the turkey, and casually dumps it in the trash. Mom pours the gravy into the punch bowl
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“It’s all a microcosm of a media industry that allowed Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza to flourish in the first place,” I say. Without a word, my dad stands up from the table, picks up the turkey, and casually dumps it in the trash. Mom pours the gravy into the punch bowl
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I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Seriously everything, EVERYTHING about the RFK/Nuzzi/LIzza moment is an argument for a newsroom where you pitch stories in front of each other and editors who shield you from your own worst impulses.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Seriously everything, EVERYTHING about the RFK/Nuzzi/LIzza moment is an argument for a newsroom where you pitch stories in front of each other and editors who shield you from your own worst impulses.
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Watching my favorite movie about why it’s important to guard your sensitive shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Watching my favorite movie about why it’s important to guard your sensitive shit
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This.
Whenever local government reviews the library budget and asks, "Why should we give you money?"
We want the library to be able to say, "Because we provide a valuable service used by many people!"
Libraries are like muscles, using them more makes them stronger. 💪
Whenever local government reviews the library budget and asks, "Why should we give you money?"
We want the library to be able to say, "Because we provide a valuable service used by many people!"
Libraries are like muscles, using them more makes them stronger. 💪
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This.
Whenever local government reviews the library budget and asks, "Why should we give you money?"
We want the library to be able to say, "Because we provide a valuable service used by many people!"
Libraries are like muscles, using them more makes them stronger. 💪
Whenever local government reviews the library budget and asks, "Why should we give you money?"
We want the library to be able to say, "Because we provide a valuable service used by many people!"
Libraries are like muscles, using them more makes them stronger. 💪
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
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Only tangentially related, but I recently guested on a podcast and somebody referred to the hosts as "mom and dad" and as somebody who has been called something similar in that context, don't do this. It is so, so, so fucking weird.
I want to talk briefly while high before I force myself to eat something about
PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND YOU
I saw someone who follows me get really deeply and truly upset, not over something with me thank goodness
but they were truly HURT by a famous person they also follow who...
PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND YOU
I saw someone who follows me get really deeply and truly upset, not over something with me thank goodness
but they were truly HURT by a famous person they also follow who...
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Only tangentially related, but I recently guested on a podcast and somebody referred to the hosts as "mom and dad" and as somebody who has been called something similar in that context, don't do this. It is so, so, so fucking weird.
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Saying "Olivia Nuzzi or Israel/Palestine. Call it." at the Thanksgiving table in the Anton Chigurh voice
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Saying "Olivia Nuzzi or Israel/Palestine. Call it." at the Thanksgiving table in the Anton Chigurh voice
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
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yes, I feel like you can safely ignore anyone who tells you with a straight face in 2025 that you can just do without a smartphone
This article makes really good points about the inability of most people to cut expenses without entirely losing the ability to participate in the economy. I get tired of people telling me to live cheaper by eliminating things that are necessary for modern life.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
yes, I feel like you can safely ignore anyone who tells you with a straight face in 2025 that you can just do without a smartphone
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This is why so many writers and editors in media are losing their jobs.
So that A.I. can step in and write flawless prose like this.
So that A.I. can step in and write flawless prose like this.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is why so many writers and editors in media are losing their jobs.
So that A.I. can step in and write flawless prose like this.
So that A.I. can step in and write flawless prose like this.
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This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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It was only a failure if you assume they ever had good intentions. If you assume they intended to destroy the federal government from within, they succeeded.
We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.
We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It was only a failure if you assume they ever had good intentions. If you assume they intended to destroy the federal government from within, they succeeded.
We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.
We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport