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Lena
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Anime. Horror. Food. Common sense.
To my black people… When y’all get them ⚪️👱🏼 nose jobs, why do y’all always get that fat ass ball on the end of your nose? Did you ask them to pull your nostrils back like that? Do yall think triangular nostrils look normal? How long is too long to blame the shape on swelling?
May 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Damn hope they got a screenshot
Delighted to hear some NFTs are lost media
April 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The Holy Trinity (of comic panels)
March 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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🐞
March 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Have I got this right?

Parents can withhold lifesaving vaccines from their children, watch a child die, and claim it was OK because only ONE of their children died from measles.

Meanwhile, other parents and doctors face legal hell trying to support their child with gender-affirming care.
March 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Please stop asking me if I wanna try a new item when I pull up to the drive thru. Like I have already made all of my food-related decisions at this point and you are ruining everything.
March 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The price of eggs really changes how you move in the kitchen. I just baked a cake and you would think I was cooking up crack cocaine for sale. Not a drop of batter wasted.
February 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Hot sauce or salsa is so important on a taco or burrito or sope or etc not because of the heat or flavor it adds but because you need the acidic vinegar to balance the fat of the beans and meat. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
February 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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7 Stages of Pen Grief:

1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit
January 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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A game does not need
to be difficult to be
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January 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Here is a nice mushroom
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Rewatching Dark Knight in 4K so we can see how it looks on my dad’s new TV and I think something a lot of Jokers forgot in the aftermath of wanting to outdo Ledger is that Ledger’s Joker is actually like… really funny
January 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I don’t quite understand folks who put “multi fandom” in their bios. Don’t most people like a variety of things?
January 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It didn't work out
January 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Altarpiece of Sant Pere, by Pere Mates 1500-50
January 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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my whole life, I wondered what I'd be an old man crank about. i always saw people getting mad at "press 1 for english" or someone saying "no problem" instead of "you're welcome." for me it turns out it's clicking those boxes for which ones are motorcycles
January 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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death and liberation ☠️☀️
#onepiece #roronoazoro #monkeydluffy
December 3, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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“No one cares what you all were listening to this year” yes I do. I cherish sneaking a peek at the tableau of the life you’ve created that makes you you. I’m a fly on the wall of your heart’s menagerie. I love you sm btw can I see your hole
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Wait I thought this was a name 😂 Like Frankenstein’s Monster
THIS MOVIE SPELLED ITS OWN TITLE WRONG.
December 4, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 4, 2024 at 2:11 PM
No apathy… No self-loathing… Is this.. freedom from that hellish app?
a woman in a yellow dress is standing in front of the ocean with her arms outstretched
ALT: a woman in a yellow dress is standing in front of the ocean with her arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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oh wow
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM