jas 🌟
@cozypilled.bsky.social
UofGlasgow Fantasy student 🧙♂️🪄 they/them
I went from "huh, I've never considered who birds are named after" to IMMEDIATE beef with the American Ornithological society. I'm also a big fan of Mrs Chippy the boy cat, justice for Mrs Chippy! Thank you to @terrorcamp.bsky.social for a wonderful first Terror Camp! #terrorcamp2025
Things I learned at @terrorcamp.bsky.social this year:
-the word “scurbotic”
-the American Ornithological Society is my enemy
-I would take a bullet for a Norwegian museum curator named Anders whom I’ve never met
-you absolutely do not want to know how they figure out the age of a Greenland shark
-the word “scurbotic”
-the American Ornithological Society is my enemy
-I would take a bullet for a Norwegian museum curator named Anders whom I’ve never met
-you absolutely do not want to know how they figure out the age of a Greenland shark
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I went from "huh, I've never considered who birds are named after" to IMMEDIATE beef with the American Ornithological society. I'm also a big fan of Mrs Chippy the boy cat, justice for Mrs Chippy! Thank you to @terrorcamp.bsky.social for a wonderful first Terror Camp! #terrorcamp2025
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1. Where lies the strangling fruit
2. that came from the hand of the sinner
3. I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead
4. to share with the worms that gather in the darkness
5. and surround the world with the power of their lives
2. that came from the hand of the sinner
3. I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead
4. to share with the worms that gather in the darkness
5. and surround the world with the power of their lives
1. This is the water
2. And this is the well.
3. Drink full, and descend.
4. The horse is the white of the eyes
5. and dark within.
2. And this is the well.
3. Drink full, and descend.
4. The horse is the white of the eyes
5. and dark within.
February 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
1. Where lies the strangling fruit
2. that came from the hand of the sinner
3. I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead
4. to share with the worms that gather in the darkness
5. and surround the world with the power of their lives
2. that came from the hand of the sinner
3. I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead
4. to share with the worms that gather in the darkness
5. and surround the world with the power of their lives
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Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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mods are asleep, post plovers
🚨UNRELEASED BABY SNOWY PLOVER VIDEO!! I didn't even know I had this! Don't scroll away, Plover A runs into Plover B. DOUBLE THE PLOVER!!! 🪶
February 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
mods are asleep, post plovers
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WHAT IF the food dish of a CAT was TAKEN AWAY so that it could be cleaned but that meant the dish was GONE for whole MINUTES
February 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
WHAT IF the food dish of a CAT was TAKEN AWAY so that it could be cleaned but that meant the dish was GONE for whole MINUTES
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a never ending month
January 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
a never ending month
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Why do people who seem otherwise intelligent and competent keep suggesting GenerativeAI as a solution to problems that require accurate information when the one thing it can’t deliver is…accurate information?
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Why do people who seem otherwise intelligent and competent keep suggesting GenerativeAI as a solution to problems that require accurate information when the one thing it can’t deliver is…accurate information?
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Congratulations to anyone who got literally anything done in the last week.
January 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Congratulations to anyone who got literally anything done in the last week.
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*dark souls you died font*
January 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
*dark souls you died font*
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But thei were all of them deceivid for anothir environment-killinge plagiarism machyne was made
January 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
But thei were all of them deceivid for anothir environment-killinge plagiarism machyne was made
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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
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Fantasy crime novel idea: An Unmurder mystery. The most unpopular person in the manor house has just been brought back to life and the detective needs to work out who the secret necromancer is before they strike again...
January 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Fantasy crime novel idea: An Unmurder mystery. The most unpopular person in the manor house has just been brought back to life and the detective needs to work out who the secret necromancer is before they strike again...
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I wrote this instead of doing my grief workbook
January 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I wrote this instead of doing my grief workbook
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Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.
January 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.
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PLEAAAASEEE GIVE ME DA MILKYS
January 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
PLEAAAASEEE GIVE ME DA MILKYS
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"the problem with traditional publishing is that they just let writers write whatever they want, and they don’t even think about what the TikTok hashtag is going to be."
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www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Did a Best-Selling Romantasy Novelist Steal Another Writer’s Story?
Tracy Wolff, the author of the “Crave” series, is being sued for copyright infringement. But romantasy’s reliance on standardized tropes makes proving plot theft tricky.
www.newyorker.com
January 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"the problem with traditional publishing is that they just let writers write whatever they want, and they don’t even think about what the TikTok hashtag is going to be."
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www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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just saw a post where someone can’t believe an ancient vampire would be obsessed with contract law and I’m like girl,,,they won’t even enter your house without a signoff from you??
January 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
just saw a post where someone can’t believe an ancient vampire would be obsessed with contract law and I’m like girl,,,they won’t even enter your house without a signoff from you??