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The robot doubling up in agony afterwards is the funniest thing
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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This is your annual reminder: if you’re gifting a console to someone this holiday, gently open the box, saving all the packaging, plug it in, boot it, and set it up.

Modern consoles connect to their respective services to patch and so on, and servers will be slammed tomorrow all day.
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is so spectacularly well made, and yet every molecule in my body is violently rejecting it NO
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
presented without comment

haha happy holidays
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just devastating to hear about Lamarr Wilson's passing. I'm heartbroken.

If you are struggling, you aren't alone. Please, please reach out for help. You matter. 💔

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December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
dolled up for the iam8bit holiday party~

👾🎄
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
How many sets of sheets do we need to always have an emergency set available (it's apparently not 3, which I genuinely thought was enough)
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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I don’t know how to process the horrific fire hose of tragedy that has been omnipresent but has spiked this weekend, and I suspect I’m not alone. We aren’t meant to carry this much suffering and be able to function at “normal” capacity. Be gentle with yourself and others, if you can.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
We still doing this kind of work update thing?

😎
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you see me tonight and we haven't met, please don't be shy! My villain boots do not reflect my true nature (mostly)
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hair is 🤌🏼 for the Game Awards tomorrow~
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Me: "Who do you think the most handsome man in the world is?"

Wolfie: "........ummmm.....Daddy!"

Me: "That's a very kind answer, daddy IS very handsome! Who do you think is the prettiest woman?"

Wolfie, without hesitation: "Beyoncé."

MY OWN SON 💀😂
a woman in a gold dress is holding her hair in her hand
ALT: a woman in a gold dress is holding her hair in her hand
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So, so clever. Well done @aftermath.site
Currently playing @aftermath.site's "Uh Oh, You Have Billions Invested In Generative AI"
woe-industries.itch.io/you-have-bil...
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ramyeon remains undefeated~
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Oh that's not--
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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If you are looking for a way to help out, libraries are community centers, resource hubs, among other things; they do so much on many fronts. Getting involved with your local Library & helping it is one of the best things you can do. Great post on this topic: organizingmythoughts.org/you-cant-fig...
You Can’t Fight Fascism While Defunding Libraries
“Libraries embody everything that we need right now to fight back against fascism," says Sara Heymann.
organizingmythoughts.org
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My parents' oldest dog died this morning at their house. My mom needed help getting his 100lb body into her car. An EXTREMELY KIND Amazon delivery driver offered to help my sobbing mom move him when he dropped off some Christmas packages. She politely refused, but it was so kind.

A good human 🥺
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
this is beyond embarrassing, for both of them
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This news should make any investor in that entire industry extremely nervous

If Zuck loves it, it's bad and doomed
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B

The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead

(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Media Training Pro Tip:

You do not need to share every thought in your head when appearing as a guest in any medium!
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM