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blaire
@befuddledblaire.bsky.social
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i meower kno wots goin on 🤷🏻‍♀️ verrryy confoosed 😳 completely befuddled 😳 5 yo ♀️🌻 chimkin enthusiast 🐥 i loaf u fren 🤍 momb's a she/her
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blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · Nov 14
grama told me to pose fur a new fone wollpapre sew i did dis
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat laying on her side on a grey sofa. Her front paws are slightly bent, she looks adorable. Her cheeks are round, and so are her eyes. But one of the best things about this picture is her exposed, fluffy, slightly round tummy. She is just like a cloud! The caption says 'Grandma told me to pose for a new phone wallpaper, so I did this.'
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
tryimg to blow oop a few contries with mine mimd.
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat's face, taken with the front camera. Blaire is leaning over the phone, eyes slightly squinted. She looks focused, determined, angry, annoyed - she is clearly fed up with someone's bullshit and she is not here to play. May the cuteness of her little mouth and tiny ears not fool you. She has opinions and she will let you know about them. The caption says 'Trying to blow up a few countries with my mind.'
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
MAILE ALERT ‼️ I HAVE RECEIVED A CRIMBUS CARD FROM @nessicrimbs.bsky.social FANK U GORLS AMD HOOMS! I WILL DEFEMD AMD PROTECT IT WITH MINE 9 LIVES ❤️
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being presented with a holiday card from her friends, Nessi and Mim. It is a gorgeous card showing both - a white & tabby (Nessi) cat and her black sister (Mim). They are by a miniature Christmas tree. There are also close up photos of their faces on the right. They are so sweet! Blaire's face is determined - she really wants to see the card. She loves her friends so much! The caption says 'Mail alert! I have received a Christmas card from Nessi and Mim! Thank you, girls & humans! I will defend and protect it with my 9 lives!'
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
happey new yeare's evee everyone., have fun amd staye safe!! see u neckst yeare. gotta take my nap now 💤
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat taking one of the best naps of her life. She's on her back a white blanket, exposing her super fluffy tummy. Her Christmas tree that's next to the sofa is the only thing lighting up the room, so it is quite dark there - a perfect environment for a nap. She is the prettiest and sleepiest girl. The caption says 'Happy New Yeare's Eve, everyone! Have fun and stay safe! See you next year. Gotta take my nap now.'
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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parkinkatt.bsky.social
PETS AND KISSES PLS
Photo of a ginger and white cat sitting on a windowsill. The cat appears to be sniffing the air.
December 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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nessicrimbs.bsky.social
wot shud i'm sue for yuo?
(what should I sew for you?)
Nessi lies in a pink bed on the shelf, behind the sewing machine. Her paw is stretched out lying on the side of the machine.
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
new eepimg spot disgovered. momb claims it 'has freakimg been there fur almost a yeare now, blor' but yam not sew gonvinced.
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat vibing inside what we call her little hotel. It is a wooden tower with two hollows in it and a scratching pad on the sides. Blaire usually sleeps on the very top of the tower, rather than inside it, but last night she discovered that being inside one of the hollows, the upper one, is actually pretty nice. She stores her plushies in there and so we can see her next to them, staring at us with confusion and horror in her eyes. No reason can be established, she just does that sometimes. The caption says "New sleeping spot discovered. Mom claims it 'has freaking been there for almost a year now, Blaire' but I am not so convinced.'
December 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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reaganandwonky.bsky.social
hahahahaha momey makes Wonko ware clothe for Chismax
Reagan the tuxedo cat is looking at Wonky the black cat. Wonky is hunched over, embarrassed to be wearing a Santa Claus sweater same as before, but more clearly showing the design of the sweater
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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nessicrimbs.bsky.social
MEREY CHRIMBUS!!!
Nessi and Mim pose in front of their first Christmas tree.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
i got MANEY GOGORTS amd a catte hammock with sum staires!! woo hoo! fank u samta claws. i cannot wait fur momb to install them fur me!!
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint who's just unpacked her Christmas present. It's multiple packs of gogurts and a wooden cat hammock! Santa Claws also brought her two stair shelves for her to be able to climb up into her new hammock! She looks quite excited and is licking a gogurt off her mouth. The caption says 'I got many gogurts and a cat hammock with some stairs! Woohoo! Thank you, Santa Claus. I cannot wait for mom to install them for me!'
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
IS FUR ME ? 🥺
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat entering the room to see her Christmas present is already under her Christmas tree. And it is huge! The photo doesn't quite cut it. But it's probably about 65-70cm tall! Blaire has a wide smile on her face and her eyes are just so happy. She can't believe it! And doesn't like the fact she has to wait til the evening to open it. The caption says 'IS IT FOR ME?'
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
wishimg happey holidayes to all of mine frens! todaye yam beimg eggstra grateful fur all of u! maye dis speshul timbe keep ur tummeys full. yam also tinkimg of everyone who has no one to celebrate with. or those with no capacitey to celebrate, like my frens in 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇩🇸🇩 or 🇲🇲. blorbie is with u ❤️
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat resting on her sofa. She's quite close to the camera, we really only see her face and a bit of her chest, and her Christmas tree in the background. Her face is soft and she's befuddling slightly, as one tends to do during the holidays. But yet she finds it a perfect moment to wish you happy holidays. The caption says 'Happy Holidays to all of my friends! Today I'm being extra grateful for all of you! May this special time keep your tummies full. I'm also thinking of everyone who has no one to celebrate with, or those with no capacity to celebrate, like my friends in Palestine, Ukraine, Congo, Sudan or Myanmar. Blaire is with you.'
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
fur ur informashun: i had a grate daye yesterdaye !! 🌼
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on her human's bed. Yesterday Blaire and mama changed the bedsheets and Blaire had the time of her life jumping around and playing with her many toys on a nicely made bed! These photos show her resting at the end of the day. She doesn't appear very present in them. No wonder, she must've been tired from all that hard work that she helped mom with. The caption says 'For your information: I had a great day yesterday!'
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
wot.? u've nevre seen a disassiocatimg seale from poolamd?
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat pretending to be a seal. She's loafing on her blankie, with her Christmas tree in the background. Something scared her for a second and her ears are in airplane mode, completely invisible from this perspective. That leaves her looking like a round, fluffy seal. Her eyes seem to be facing different directions and you can tell she is lost in... thought? It's hard to tell whether an occurrence of one is a possibility in this state but you get the point. She looks... befuddled! As she tends to do. The caption says 'What? You've never seen a disassociating seal from Poland?'
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
LIME GREEM 🍋‍🟩 LIME GREEM 🍋‍🟩AMD TAMGERINEEE 🍊 DA SICKLEY SWEET COLOURES 🌈 OF DA SNEKS 🐍 YAM SEEIMG 👁.👁
LIMEE GREEEEM 🍋‍🟩 AMD TAAAAMGERIIIINE 🍊
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on the floor behind a sofa that she definitely, totally, absolutely was not just scratching and is now definitely, totally, absolutely not pretending to have just happened to be there when her mom heard scratching sounds coming from behind the furniture. Blaire is yawning, but it looks as if she was actually yelling, preferably the lyrics to her current favourite, 'Wrong Number' by The Cure. They go 'Lime green, lime green and tangerine, the sickly sweet colours of the snakes I'm seeing, lime green and tangerine (...)'.
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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heyjudehobson.bsky.social
Me and mine furrend wish u a Happy Solstice :))
Jude, a black and white cat, is sitting upright on a light green sofa next to a plush toy of a light brown cat wearing a Christmas tree outfit, with a gold star on its head. Jude and the plush are looking towards the camera. There is a Christmas tree behind Jude with red lights on it.
December 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
tinkimg of all da soure creamb amd cheebscaek amd fische yam gonna have on wednesdaye 😋 whenevre dat is. but aggordimg to my momb: 'soon'
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on a grey sofa. She's in the corner, her Christmas tree behind her. She looks like a model, extending her back legs towards the camera. Some might think she was just taking a bath but no, she is a diva just like that. Her tongue is out and she is mleming, looking somewhere to the side, lost in thought. She is hilarious! The caption says 'Thinking of all the sour cream and cheesecake and fish I'm gonna eat on Wednesday. Whenever that is. But according to my mom - soon.'
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
cam u feel my. slavik entoosiasm.? woo. hoo. !!
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on a small grey sofa, right next to her beautifully decorated Christmas tree. The colour scheme is red, white, gold and baby pink, and the tree occupies over half of the picture. Blaire is on the right side of the photo. She's staring at us shyly, but also with a bit of awkwardness or boredom. She doesn't look very enthusiastic, but she is a girl of few positive facial expressions. The caption says 'Can you feel my Slavic enthusiasm? Woohoo!'
December 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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tangerinefatty.bsky.social
OAGHE MY FRIENDS. i am sorry my brother. “forgets about bluesky” :((( here is me. so you know i am still flat.!!.
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
well. came here to address da rumbours. yam 1000% NOT scared of mine FIRST ☝🏻 EVER 🌍 PROPER✅️ crimbus tree 🎄as u cam see, yam hamgimg out here,, close to mama beecoz she missed me. not beecoz yam scared. yeah.
A front camera photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on her mom's lap. She's holding onto it with a rather concerned face. Her ears look as if they were about the enter airplane mode. Her family's new Christmas tree is visible in the background and you can tell that it's not even that big. Nor greatly decorated. Blaire has never seen a Christmas tree this big, though - for the past 5 Christmases, they've had a tiny tree, maybe twice as tall as Blaire. So this is new! The caption says 'Well. I came here to address the rumours. I am 100% not scared of my first ever proper Christmas tree. As you can see, I'm hanging out here - close to mama, because she missed me. Not because I'm scared. Yeah.'
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
BREAKIMG NEWS: there r rumbors of me, da blorb, POTENSHUALLY havimg mine first ☝🏻 own real ✅️ CRIMBUS TREE 🎄 dis yeare!!
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
remembre about payimg da soure creamb taks to da me if u r havimg ur latkes tonite❣️
befuddledblaire.bsky.social blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 20d
happey hanukkah to everyone who celebrates 🩷
December 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
happey hanukkah to everyone who celebrates 🩷
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
YAM GONNA HAVE SEW MUNCH CHIMKIN ‼️
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being presented with her mom's collection of Frank's Red Hot New York style seasoning. There are like 10 packets of it on our sofa and Blaire has just come to inspect them. She's staring at us with disbelief. In the first picture her face is in motion blur, emphasising her confusion. Then, in the second one, she has realised this is not a dream; her mouth is wide open, eyes as round as the sun and almost filled with horror. In actuality, she's probably just very overwhelmed. Where there is chicken seasoning, there is chicken. Where there is chicken, there is an opportunity. Blaire does not seem to remember that her mom uses this seasoning for her chickpeas instead (a highly recommended combo!). But let's not ruin her day. The caption says 'I'M GONNA HAVE SO MUCH CHICKEN!'
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
gamorney to u all on dis cold morney. as u cam see, yam alreadey in da crimis spirite amd watchimg my bords. alseo it is a collare chamgimg daye sew momb is makimg fun of me fur lookimg nakid. 🙄
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat watching bird videos on a TV screen. She's sitting right in front of it, we see her from the back. She looks quite invested. We can also see that under the TV there is some Christmas wrapping paper and a small-but-tall gift is already standing there, wrapped in it. Blaire is also not wearing her purple collar, as it's the 14th, meaning it's time for a monthly change! The caption says 'Good morning to you on this cold morning. As you can see, I'm already in the Christmas spirit, and watching my birds. Also: it is a collar changing day and mom is making fun of me for looking naked.'
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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smillapanfur.bsky.social
GooB morNay! Da qWeen is reddY two sEa yew noWw,,, #Caturday
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM