blaire
LightNews LightNews
banner
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
blaire
@befuddledblaire.bsky.social
1.7K followers 190 following 1.1K posts
i meower kno wots goin on 🤷🏻‍♀️ verrryy confoosed 😳 completely befuddled 😳 5 yo ♀️🌻 chimkin enthusiast 🐥 i loaf u fren 🤍 momb's a she/her
Posts Replies Media Videos
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
okaye appawremtly i have a private chef now amd they semd freshly made food to my dorestep now. wot do u tink,, now dat momb's spemt moneys on new healfie food should i ignore it amd make her have to sell it or. do i acshualley try to give it a try?? lemme kno in da commemts
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat approaching a relatively big cardboard box from a homemade cat food company. There is her name written on it. She does not look very enthusiastic in the first picture, but in the second one she can be seen sniffing and inspecting it. The caption says 'Okay, apparently I have a private chef now and they send freshly made food to my doorstep now. What do you think? Now that mom's spent money on new healthy food, should I ignore it and make her have to sell it, or do I actually give it a try? Let me know in the comments.'
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
baffled, bamboozelled amd bewildered by ur baeutie amd kimdness. befundled by them, even.
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat's perplexed, round face. It's giving full moon. And the effect is strengthened by her tiny, pointy ears. Her eyes are round and wide open, pupils dilated. She's completely flabbergasted! Terrified, even. Her lips kind of look pressed tighly. She really has never seen anything like this before, whatever it is that she's looking at. There is a bouquet of red roses in the background. The caption says 'Baffled, bamboozled and bewildered by your beauty and kindness. Befuddled by them, even.'
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
appawremtly it is a crimbe to wamt to freakimg sniff a temg dats meant to smell nise. but wotevre.
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on a table and staring at a big candle that covers her in soft, orange light. The candle is very close to the camera and we see Blaire more in the distance, with the camera's focos being on her. It makes the picture a bit dramatic. Blaire's expression is hard to read, the might be a hint of disgust or disapproval in it. The caption says 'Apparently it is a crime to want to freaking sniff a thing that's meant to smell nice. But whatever.'
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
henlo loaflies. came here to wish u a. pogodna niedzielka ☀️🌹
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on a dresser atop of which there arr two big bouquets of red roses. The picture was taken from below, putting them and the cat in a dramatic perspective. Blaire herself looks very surprised and clueless, or straight up befuddled. Look at her majestic whiskers! She is just the prettiest girl in the world. Objectively. The caption says 'Hello, lovelies! Came here to wish you a *in Polish* cheerful Sunday.'
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
henlo to u from wot used to be unkol matt's bed. yam here LEGALLEY!! amd now it is mine beecoz aggordimg to momb; 'his stupid asse moved out'. yam not sure wot dat means but. yam enjoyimg da priv of cee.
Low quality (due to lighting) photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat loafing on her uncle's bunkbed. If you've been following Blaire for long enough, you know she was banned from going up there as she tends to have wet accidents there. But here we see her being a very good girl who's minding her business and is just looking down at her mom who discovered her there. She looks very calm and relaxed. Just a happy girl. The caption says 'Hello to you from what used to be uncle Matt's bed. I'm here LEGALLY! And now it is mine because, according to mom, 'his stupid ass moved out'. I'm not sure what that means but I'm enjoying the privacy.'
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
it's fridaye yam in loaf (shaep) ❤️
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat in her blankie fort! She's under her tiger coat patterned blanket and she's looking up at something with a lot of admiration. She looks so soft here! Her pupils are dilated, expression very soft, paws extremely polite. In the second picture she's looking to the side. She's just the most beautiful girl in the world. The caption is a little the Cure inspired pun: 'It's Friday, I'm in loaf (shape)'
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
i wamted to saye dat yam very sorrey fur everyone who lost their food stamps 💔 if u ever start a fundraiser fur ur pet's needs beecoz u now have to prioritise ur own, pleamse let me kno sew i cam share amd potenshially chip sumten in ❤️ i loaf u guyes 🩷 EVERYONE DESERVES FOOD !!!
A front camera photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat looking rather concerned. There is a large heart emoji right next to her. She wants you to know she is worried, but also there for you if you need it. Food is a human right! And if in order to keep your belly full you need to ask for help to have money for pet food, Blaire wants to help the best that she can. The caption says 'I wanted to say that I'm very sorry for everyone who lost their food stamps. If you ever start a fundraiser for your pet's needs because you now have to prioritise your own, please, let me know so I can share and potentially chip something in. I love you guys. Everyone deserves food!'
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
in case u didmt kno. i offishialley announse. CRIMBUS TIMBE ‼️
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on a grey sofa, playing with or sniffing a glittery silver ribbon used to decorate Christmas presents. In the first one she's staring at it with her eyes wide open. No wonder why, it reflects rainbow lights! In the second she's inspecting it closely. Now you know who is Santa Claus's main assistant this year! The caption says 'In case you didn't know, I officially announce CHRISTMAS TIME!'
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
i rememberd. but then i forgor...
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat looking absolutely perplexed, maybe even slightly terrified. Not a lot going on inside that little head. She's looking to the side, trying to form a thought. But she's safe from that for now. And she is extremely adorable. The caption says 'I remembered. But then I forgot.'
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
me about to beat da shid out of whoevre wromged u. u who r a purrfect, innosemt, worthie pawrson who is sew loafed
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on her mom's lap. It was taken from slightly above her, making it look like she's looking askance at whoever is behind the camera. She appears annoyed and maybe even angry, side-eyeing. She is not to be messed with. Nor are her friends, so she's on a mission to avenge you and beat the hell out of everyone who's done you wrong. You're welcome. The caption says 'Me about to beat the shit out of whoever wronged you (you who are a perfect, innocent, worthy person who is so loved).'
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
a gorl who broke into her fud storage amd stole a bagge of cattnippe amd has. none regretbs.
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat under the influence. Of catnip, of course. Here she is, rolling on the floor, completely out of her mind. Eyes filled with insanity, ears in motion blur, tongue out in a blepping way. In the second photo she's coming back to our dimension and is just loafing on the floor, slightly worried and with dilated pupils. She's sitting on an empty bag that the catnip used to be in before she tore it into pieces. She's covered in catnip and does not care. The caption says 'A girl who broke into her food storage and stole a bag of catnip and has no regrets.'
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
u have been. TRICK OR TREETED by 🩸coumtess blorbula🩸. surrendre ur treets to her baskit fur 10 millione billione yearse of good luck amd 1 yeare of none tricks.
An edited photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat, dressed up as a vampire. Her employee drew her a little vampire cape and a pumpkin shaped basket with gogurts inside. Blaire is also now wearing black eyeliner and the employee gave her extra sharp (but tiny) canines. In the original photo, Blaire is staring down at the camera with her eyes squinted, looking grumpy and annoyed. Her cheeks are massive and ears tiny because of the fact that the picture was taken from below her level, as if she was your Facebook mom using her front camera on an awkward video call. The caption says 'You have been trick-or-treated by Countess Blorbula. Surrender your treats in her basket for 10 million billion years of good luck and one year of no tricks.'
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
🅱️L🔴®️🅱️IE ‼️
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat loafing on top of a grey sofa. As in, on the back pillow. She is staring ahead, eyes wide open, confused and slightly terrified. Yes, she is befuddling! We see her from slightly below her level, which makes her look just a little bit more dramatic. You can see pretty well just how fluffy her legs are in this picture, as they're not as tucked in as they would be if she got into her best loaf position. She is extremely adorable regardless. The caption says 'BLAIRE.'
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
have a fantastik sundaye or. as my grama's fasebook frens would saye

miłego dnia i smacznej kawusi ☀️🥰
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat posing with a small bouquet of pink and light purple roses. She's staring at the camera with pride and confidence. This picture reminds her management of only one thing - Polish images popular on Facebook that more mature/elderly users use to wish each other a good day. Usually it's a very awkward, 'graphic design is my passion' kind of picture with some sort of flowers, treats, or a cup of coffee. This photo of Blaire has the exact same energy, especially since a bit cloudy and of rather bad quality. The caption says 'Have a fantastic Sunday. Or, as my grandma's friends on Facebook would say: [in Polish] have a nice day and may your coffee be delicious.'
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
ouaghe mama!!!
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being held and kisses on the head by her mom, whose face is hidden with digital stickers. Blaire's face is chubby and soft, her ears tiny. She looks happy and clueless. Her little nose and mouth are just the cutest, and her eyes are squinted but reflect some light. This combination makes her look like a cartoon cat brought to life. And she's just a girl who loves her mama!
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
hello. mama visited me durimg her brake todaye!! did u kno i've been 'eggstremely brave' about her forgormemt of me (reasoms of skool)?
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat lying on her mom's lap. She's staring back at mom with a gentle stare, clearly content. Her eyes are so beautiful! And for some reason she looks less chubby than she usually does. The caption says 'Hello. Mama visited me during her break today. Did you know I've been extremely brave about being abandoned by her (because of school)?'
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
momb's lap a blor's rite!!
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat getting ready to jump onto her mom's lap. Her front paw is up in the air and slightly blurry because it's already in motion. Blaire looks focused and determined, and surprisingly conscious. The only other time she expresses this sort of awareness is when she's offered a gogurt. The caption says 'Mom's lap a Blaire's right!'
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
i heard. kids these dayes donut kno wot cartoons r. amd i came to defemd myself beecoz. yam gen alfa amd i do watche mine cartoons. fank u very munch
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat loafing on a pouffe right in front of a TV screen. 'The Amazing World of Gumball' is playing right behind her, showing a very angry Anais and Darwin getting ready for a fight. Blaire is not even looking at the cartoon and seems rather uninterested, but trust me, she definitely is a woman of culture and she knows her TV shows, including cartoons. She just might've got up a bit caught up in befuddling here. The caption says 'I heard that kids these days do not know what cartoons are and I came to defend myself because I'm Gen Alpha and I do watch my cartoons. Thank you very much.'
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
🤭
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat lying on a red mattress and holding one of her front paws up to clean it, but it looks more as if she was just trying to cover her mouth. She embodies the hand-over-mouth/gossip emojis. She does indeed love some good tea! Here her expression remains neutral, so she is probably really bad at acting surprised and must've been told a gossip she already knew all about.
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
gotta wash my legge!! sew loreale paree!!
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat lying on her side on a pillow and taking a bath. Her face is in motion blur and she looks extremely silly with her little tongue out and eyes slightly squinted. She's very passionate about making sure her leg is clean and fur shiny! Some extra cuteness points go to her for her pointy ears and her ear fluff as well. The caption says 'Gotta wash my leg. So L'Oréal Paris.'
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
pee oh vee: u entre heavun amd there is a angle singimg fur u
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on the floor and meowing. The room is lit up by bright rays of sunshine and she is standing directly in the way of one, which makes her look like an angel. Her usually beige fur is now pure white and the shadow she casts on the floor behind her makes the pictures appear even more dramatic. Blaire looks extremely round in these photos, and I know it's something that's said in nearly all of her ALT texts, but here she is just... so round. I swear. Rounder than she usually is. Her cheeks are truly massive and you just wish you could hold her by them. The caption says 'POV: you enter heaven and there is an angel singing for you.'
October 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
i protecc mama.. no goimg to skool
it's illegale to move blorbula!!
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on her mom's lap, holding onto her knee with the most fluffy, kissable pawsies. Blaire looks very mad and lost in thought. She's furrowing her nonexistent brows and her eyes are squinted. The photo was taken from below her level and with a front camera, making the perspective make her look extremely funny. Her face is round as always and her ears are very small and pointy. She looks like a plushie. The caption says 'I protect mom. No going to school. It's illegal to move Blaire.'
October 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
okaye mr flie i saw u eatimg my food. get closer amd let's get it ovre with.
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on her very tall scratching tower. She's 2 meters above the ground. She's looking up and around, highly alert, with her eyes wide open - there is a little fruit fly of some sorts flying around the room. And Blaire had seen it try to eat out of her bowl. Which is unforgivable and she wants to make sure it never happens again. Capital punishment is the only option. Blaire looks a bit confused but knows this has to be done. She looks ridiculously cute with her round cheeks. The caption says 'Okay, Mr Fly. I saw you eating my food. Get closer and let's get it over with.'
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
it's blorbie amd mama daye amd we r playimg with supaballs amd have alreadey lost about thirty seven thousamd (~2) of them but. da cleanimg fairey will sureley fimd em! 🟢🔴🟡
Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint and her 3 superballs. The first picture shows Blaire on a grey sofa, choosing which superball to now play with and lifting her front paw up to throw it off said sofa. In the second photo we see her and the superball in the air as Blaire is jumping down on the floor to chase it. It's in motion blur and Blaire is almost just a chonky blob of colour. It's hilarious! The caption says 'It's Blaire and mama's day and we are playing with superballs and have already lost about 2 of them. The cleaning fairy will surely find them!'
October 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
befuddledblaire.bsky.social
SUNNEY U R SEW SWEET pleamse donut show urself to my mothre as she's known fur wamtimg to cattenap cattes!! ur fase is too cutely!! amd fank u sew munch sunney!! here is anothre foto jus fur u!!

oh besty, i wish!! she's got even more skool now amd i get forgor by her fur houres!! 😢
A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting a bit awkwardly on top of a grey sofa. Her front legs are relatively far apart and it looks a bit uncomfortable. The caption says 'Oh, Sunny! You're so sweet! Please, do not show yourself to my mother as she's known for wanting to kidnap cats. Your face is just too cute! And thank you so much, Sunny! Here is another photo just for you. Oh, bestie, I wish! She's got even more school now and I get forgotten about by her for hours!'
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM