chelle
@cosmichoe.bsky.social
the criterion channel Twitter account once asked me to stop DMing them corrections
Reposted by chelle
Reposted by chelle
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
Reposted by chelle
i'm driving through guatemala on a rented motorbike, taking in the view of majestic green landscape, when an unexpectedly familiar smell hits me. the subway Fresh Bread(TM) Odor induces a massive cascading brain hemorrhage, killing me instantly
SUBWAY • Amatitlán; 7a Calle 1550, Amatitlán, Guatemala https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=14.4825047%2C-90.62951079999999&query_place_id=ChIJkw50EBIJiYURdFkcTqnCHAw
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i'm driving through guatemala on a rented motorbike, taking in the view of majestic green landscape, when an unexpectedly familiar smell hits me. the subway Fresh Bread(TM) Odor induces a massive cascading brain hemorrhage, killing me instantly
Reposted by chelle
SUBWAY • Amatitlán; 7a Calle 1550, Amatitlán, Guatemala https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=14.4825047%2C-90.62951079999999&query_place_id=ChIJkw50EBIJiYURdFkcTqnCHAw
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
SUBWAY • Amatitlán; 7a Calle 1550, Amatitlán, Guatemala https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=14.4825047%2C-90.62951079999999&query_place_id=ChIJkw50EBIJiYURdFkcTqnCHAw
Reposted by chelle
1. In a stunning new bill proposed by several New Hampshire republicans, transgender women could be charged with trespass for using the bathroom.
The bill is the first to apply to PRIVATE businesses.
It also ONLY applies to transgender women, not trans men.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
The bill is the first to apply to PRIVATE businesses.
It also ONLY applies to transgender women, not trans men.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
New Hampshire Bill Would Create First Private Business Trans Bathroom Ban, Would Only Apply To Trans Women
The bill has several cosponsors and would target transgender people in bathrooms across the state.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
1. In a stunning new bill proposed by several New Hampshire republicans, transgender women could be charged with trespass for using the bathroom.
The bill is the first to apply to PRIVATE businesses.
It also ONLY applies to transgender women, not trans men.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
The bill is the first to apply to PRIVATE businesses.
It also ONLY applies to transgender women, not trans men.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Reposted by chelle
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Reposted by chelle
Transsexual Girls with Huge Cocks - Complete Box ( Mao Asagiri ) 240
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Transsexual Girls with Huge Cocks - Complete Box ( Mao Asagiri ) 240
Reposted by chelle
me to everyone i love
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
me to everyone i love
Reposted by chelle
kids these days probably don't even robotrip on over-the-counter cough medicine anymore
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
kids these days probably don't even robotrip on over-the-counter cough medicine anymore
Reposted by chelle
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Reposted by chelle
Mature Women 60 Years Of Age! 4 Hours of Creampies In The Pussies Of Women Born In the Mid-Showa Period (1950s/60s) And Who Lived Right Through The Showa Period.
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Mature Women 60 Years Of Age! 4 Hours of Creampies In The Pussies Of Women Born In the Mid-Showa Period (1950s/60s) And Who Lived Right Through The Showa Period.
Reposted by chelle
I Applied Because My Husband's Cumload Is Getting Smaller... A Married Former Gal Can Only Orgasm When She Can Feel Her Eggs Getting Fertilized And She Wants Bareback Sex
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I Applied Because My Husband's Cumload Is Getting Smaller... A Married Former Gal Can Only Orgasm When She Can Feel Her Eggs Getting Fertilized And She Wants Bareback Sex
Reposted by chelle
She Caught Me With A Hard On, But Instead Of Getting Mad, She's Grateful!? "Thank You For Getting An Erection! It Makes Me So Happy..." My Childhood Friend Had Gotten Dumped, And Was Heartbroken, And So She Turned To Me For Emotional Support! When She Grabbed Hold Of Me, I Unexpectedly Got An Erecti
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
She Caught Me With A Hard On, But Instead Of Getting Mad, She's Grateful!? "Thank You For Getting An Erection! It Makes Me So Happy..." My Childhood Friend Had Gotten Dumped, And Was Heartbroken, And So She Turned To Me For Emotional Support! When She Grabbed Hold Of Me, I Unexpectedly Got An Erecti
Reposted by chelle
It's fascinating how "the transes went too far" is a kind of floating timeline thing, always placed in the relatively recent past. e.g. Helen Lewis here dating the "over-reach" to after Bostock (June 2020). But she was already decrying the "imperial over-reach of... trans activists" in Jan 2019.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's fascinating how "the transes went too far" is a kind of floating timeline thing, always placed in the relatively recent past. e.g. Helen Lewis here dating the "over-reach" to after Bostock (June 2020). But she was already decrying the "imperial over-reach of... trans activists" in Jan 2019.
Reposted by chelle
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Reposted by chelle
NEW: I wrote about the new Catholic, anti-abortion, anti-transTexas health insurance company that wants to become an alternative to health insurers who provide gender affirming care, IVF, and "unethical procedures."
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Can a Catholic, anti-abortion Texas start-up upend health insurance?
Conservative-friendly, faith-based coverage could soon be available to Texans.
www.chron.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
NEW: I wrote about the new Catholic, anti-abortion, anti-transTexas health insurance company that wants to become an alternative to health insurers who provide gender affirming care, IVF, and "unethical procedures."
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Reposted by chelle
[Eleanor rigby voice]
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
October 3, 2023 at 10:39 AM
[Eleanor rigby voice]
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
Reposted by chelle
Cathedrals everywhere, if you only pull your head out of your god damn ass
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cathedrals everywhere, if you only pull your head out of your god damn ass
Reposted by chelle
pondering … pondering … pondering … enlightened. congratulations, your orb updated to the current version.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
pondering … pondering … pondering … enlightened. congratulations, your orb updated to the current version.
Reposted by chelle
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
getting gambling ads in Vietnamese on Pluto
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
getting gambling ads in Vietnamese on Pluto
Reposted by chelle
KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER
Reposted by chelle
Wow he's already making taxpayers fund his surgery
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wow he's already making taxpayers fund his surgery
so grateful to my higher power for giving me the life path where I deal with tumblr transgender brainworms instead of 4chan transgender brainworms
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
so grateful to my higher power for giving me the life path where I deal with tumblr transgender brainworms instead of 4chan transgender brainworms
Reposted by chelle
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone