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entering my “do i look like i know what a jpeg is” era
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an egyptian trying to ask his wife about going on a walk in front of their excitable dog but having to spell it out because he knows that word: honey, would you like to go on a kneeling man-heron with wings raised-scarab-standing man-barley?
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using ancient martial arts techniques and spanking a boulder for a thousand weeks until i can fell my enemies with a single spank
October 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
there is a terrible, a24 movie kind of comedy to watching marjorie slowly put the pieces together in the world’s longest “are we the baddies” moment
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
things i would say if i was in your party:
-this might be a good place to look for mushrooms
-some mushrooms can be combined, you can check in your inventory
-huh? i’m looking for mushrooms
in combat:
-your corpse will feed the shrooms!
-fall to fungi!
-sporecap STRIKE, HYAAA!
dying:
-uueueeueghgse
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
got several new followers lately, and my promise to you is that you will regret it
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
part of the white house renovations include infrastructure to harbor the cryogenically frozen shaft of bill clinton for all future presidents to slather their mealy little mouths on
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
bill clinton has the chance to do the funniest thing
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
what i’m doing whenever i’m not posting
Season 2 Episode 27 - Frame 630 out of 2800
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
magnus the red did nothing wrong, this hoax that he broke the council of nikaea is a hoax by the space wolves. there’s a big scandal involving the warp and all signs are pointing toward fenris, there’s space wolves there that have spent a large portion of their lives with the warp, stay tuned
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
kids these days aren’t being taught how to properly mull things over and it shows. these mulling rates are abysmal.
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
thou hast already lost. behold: thou art depicted as the ignoble soyjack, whilst i am represented by the valorous chad.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Imagine having the audacity to suggest patience. The sheer moral depravity and decadence to believe it is an option in the face of rape and torture camps full of families. Our souls will be permanently damned for it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
sure, crack down on password sharing while shoveling ai slop onto your platform. wave a golf club around in a lightening storm, what do i care
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i can’t believe people are picking on the poor, defenseless new york times and their only evidence is the sum total of all its actions over years and years
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
how to say this? far too many people eagerly -impatiently, even- enthusiastic to tell on themselves in response to these emails coming out. “oh so (x gross thing) is gross and immoral even tho i’m also a huge fan of (x gross thing)??” like dude shut up oh my god, why are you all so awful
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
comedy bronze: trump only had one true friend

comedy silver: trump only had one true friend and it was jeffery epstein

comedy gold: trump only had one true friend and it was jeffery epstein and jeffery epstein thought trump was a total loser
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i’m deep in the rainforest searching for rare and exotic genders never before seen by so-called “civilized society”
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
at least my day isn’t being spent getting dunked on by jeffery epstein from beyond the grave lmaoooo
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
he could have been a decent shitposter if it wasn’t for all the international trafficking of children

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
*credits start and then shrink into the corner of the screen*

announcer: tonight, don’t miss an exciting new episode of bigfoot lookout

clip from show: bigfoot … came into my tent and ate my ass

different guy: whoa, what was that?

announcer: all new episode tonight at 9, only on … HISTORY
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Season 2 Episode 26 - Frame 2659 out of 2671
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
going back in time and killing the inventor of the word “actually” in the crib
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
*after watching a video about the rule of threes in comedy* what 9/11 really needed was another tower
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
all eight billion inhabitants of this globe know the president is a child predator. you ever think about that? you ever get hung up on knowing the entire world -EVERYONE- knows and he’s still there? you ever know a fury so ascendant and pure it becomes a white-hot serenity?
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
portable pottyable
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM