atleast1000snakes
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entering my “do i look like i know what a jpeg is” era
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an egyptian trying to ask his wife about going on a walk in front of their excitable dog but having to spell it out because he knows that word: honey, would you like to go on a kneeling man-heron with wings raised-scarab-standing man-barley?
in the beginning, god created rock and roll, but the angels played fat power chords and tasty riffs that were too fucking sick for heaven, and lo, lucifer was sent to shred in hell
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
in the beginning, god created rock and roll, but the angels played fat power chords and tasty riffs that were too fucking sick for heaven, and lo, lucifer was sent to shred in hell
due to current events i will no longer be accepting criticism of ridley scott’s prometheus being “stupid”
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
due to current events i will no longer be accepting criticism of ridley scott’s prometheus being “stupid”
how long until joyce carol oates calls elon a bad dad and we have to see X-J-9 in the news for a month
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
how long until joyce carol oates calls elon a bad dad and we have to see X-J-9 in the news for a month
going back in time and adding scooby doo lore to the odyssey
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
going back in time and adding scooby doo lore to the odyssey
if i disappear please know it was an entirely arbitrary decision, and to my precious little angels (mutuals) i leave my observations and humerous musings (my wonderful posts) to be divided amongst yourselves
the moderation of this sight is such a joke, people have been suspended over song lyrics but i never caught so much as a rude label when charles had his surprise tracheotomy, and i said a lot of mean bitter shit because he sucked!
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
if i disappear please know it was an entirely arbitrary decision, and to my precious little angels (mutuals) i leave my observations and humerous musings (my wonderful posts) to be divided amongst yourselves
the moderation of this sight is such a joke, people have been suspended over song lyrics but i never caught so much as a rude label when charles had his surprise tracheotomy, and i said a lot of mean bitter shit because he sucked!
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the moderation of this sight is such a joke, people have been suspended over song lyrics but i never caught so much as a rude label when charles had his surprise tracheotomy, and i said a lot of mean bitter shit because he sucked!
planet of the apes 40k: for the chimperor!
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
planet of the apes 40k: for the chimperor!
goshdamn you! goshdamn you to fucking heck!
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
goshdamn you! goshdamn you to fucking heck!
haven’t been able to stop thinking of the “quiet piggy” clip all day. i hope this doesn’t come across as crude but we caught his rape face on camera. the way his muscle memory activates to assault her (which he catches and turns into a finger point), the sheer contempt for all women in his voice…
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
haven’t been able to stop thinking of the “quiet piggy” clip all day. i hope this doesn’t come across as crude but we caught his rape face on camera. the way his muscle memory activates to assault her (which he catches and turns into a finger point), the sheer contempt for all women in his voice…
i love liking fresh posts. i get a thrill slamming the little heart when i see something that was posted “now” like i’ve been stalking you, specifically you, all day
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i love liking fresh posts. i get a thrill slamming the little heart when i see something that was posted “now” like i’ve been stalking you, specifically you, all day
some of my hobbies include pyramid schemes and filing the serial number off of illegally obtained firearms
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
some of my hobbies include pyramid schemes and filing the serial number off of illegally obtained firearms
how will i know w̴̧͖̲̅̓͂h̸̛̬͕̾͋͜ȩ̶͚̈́͝ň̸͇̄ ̶̟͚̪̍̾t̴̞̀h̵̛̫e̷̡̯̅ d̸̲͂́ŗ̷͎̈́͛ư̶̮͒̋̀ḡ̵͕̓̀̈́̐̓ş̷̗͎̍̃ ̵͓̩̜͋͒̂̚͝s̶͔̩̼̝̝͂͑̋̚͝ț̸̼͑a̸̝̯̻̩̺͖͌̈́̌r̵̟͚̹̈́͗̈̏̉͘t̵̬̥̑͐̇̒͂͝ w̸̦̖͔̰̬̮̙̟̺̞͂̔̑̅͗̂̈́̓̕ǫ̶̯͕̘͇̗̝̊̽̅̆r̵̞̰̦̲͙̞̱̅͗̀̀͋̈͆̃̓͘̕k̷͇͈̤̉̈́̂͒̋͗͐͐̎͊͠i̷̛͚̼̬͈̙̺̙̜̼̽̄̀̈̽͠ͅn̸̢̤͇̱̖̱̩̐͂͑͒͐͜g̷̢͎͎͔̔
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
how will i know w̴̧͖̲̅̓͂h̸̛̬͕̾͋͜ȩ̶͚̈́͝ň̸͇̄ ̶̟͚̪̍̾t̴̞̀h̵̛̫e̷̡̯̅ d̸̲͂́ŗ̷͎̈́͛ư̶̮͒̋̀ḡ̵͕̓̀̈́̐̓ş̷̗͎̍̃ ̵͓̩̜͋͒̂̚͝s̶͔̩̼̝̝͂͑̋̚͝ț̸̼͑a̸̝̯̻̩̺͖͌̈́̌r̵̟͚̹̈́͗̈̏̉͘t̵̬̥̑͐̇̒͂͝ w̸̦̖͔̰̬̮̙̟̺̞͂̔̑̅͗̂̈́̓̕ǫ̶̯͕̘͇̗̝̊̽̅̆r̵̞̰̦̲͙̞̱̅͗̀̀͋̈͆̃̓͘̕k̷͇͈̤̉̈́̂͒̋͗͐͐̎͊͠i̷̛͚̼̬͈̙̺̙̜̼̽̄̀̈̽͠ͅn̸̢̤͇̱̖̱̩̐͂͑͒͐͜g̷̢͎͎͔̔
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Before WWII, the language of science was German. Scientific papers were published in German. International conferences happened in German. After the Nazis gutted research and exiled scientists fled to the USA, that language became English.
Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
Personalized Cancer Vaccines Are Almost Here—But Federal Funding Cuts Could Derail Them
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Before WWII, the language of science was German. Scientific papers were published in German. International conferences happened in German. After the Nazis gutted research and exiled scientists fled to the USA, that language became English.
Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
please stop making me think about the bad writer having worm sex with a corpse
Olivia Nuzzi addresses the worm: defector.com/olivia-nuzzi...
Olivia Nuzzi Addresses The Worm | Defector
On Monday, Vanity Fair published the first excerpt of Olivia Nuzzi’s monograph to sexting with Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a book titled American Canto. The book, as Nuzzi claimed in a glamorized profile…
defector.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
please stop making me think about the bad writer having worm sex with a corpse
remember like a year ago when kellogg’s was doing a bunch of union busting and other shady shit so they took the “kellogg’s” label off of pop-tarts because people were boycotting them
The Pop-Tarts Bowl is the People’s National Championship because you hold the power!
You want more sweet chaos? We give you SIX mascots, TWO teams and the BIGGEST SACRIFICE EVER.
Let us know which mascot flavors you think will be at the bowl this postseason.
You want more sweet chaos? We give you SIX mascots, TWO teams and the BIGGEST SACRIFICE EVER.
Let us know which mascot flavors you think will be at the bowl this postseason.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
remember like a year ago when kellogg’s was doing a bunch of union busting and other shady shit so they took the “kellogg’s” label off of pop-tarts because people were boycotting them
a curse upon the houses of everyone who made me read that robert fungus kennedy desires desiring.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
a curse upon the houses of everyone who made me read that robert fungus kennedy desires desiring.
colombo but he’s in 40K
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
colombo but he’s in 40K
no! do not draw sexy images of beloved playstation 2 mascot sly cooper! do not draw sexy images of his lithe frame and send them to me! do not draw murray picking him up in the shower! no! stop! stop drawing sexy naked sly cooper! stop drawing sexy pictures of sly cooper and sending them to me!
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
no! do not draw sexy images of beloved playstation 2 mascot sly cooper! do not draw sexy images of his lithe frame and send them to me! do not draw murray picking him up in the shower! no! stop! stop drawing sexy naked sly cooper! stop drawing sexy pictures of sly cooper and sending them to me!
late to the party but i liked the new superman movie. felt very comic-book-y, lotta fun. i’m pretty done with superhero movies but it was refreshing that every character didn’t need an origin story and boatloads of exposition, the pace was dialed in really well.
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
late to the party but i liked the new superman movie. felt very comic-book-y, lotta fun. i’m pretty done with superhero movies but it was refreshing that every character didn’t need an origin story and boatloads of exposition, the pace was dialed in really well.
love brittany spears, wishing her all the best
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
love brittany spears, wishing her all the best
french car: hònque hònque
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
french car: hònque hònque
the ancient pharaoh would mark his consorts with lines of ink so that no other man could touch them, did you not watch the mummy returns
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the ancient pharaoh would mark his consorts with lines of ink so that no other man could touch them, did you not watch the mummy returns
perhaps all of this dirty laundry coming to light provides context for why so many of them got so mad about colombus statues coming down
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
perhaps all of this dirty laundry coming to light provides context for why so many of them got so mad about colombus statues coming down
baking a big thanksgiving frog
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
baking a big thanksgiving frog
people keep tapping me on the shoulder with no warning and then get upset when i judo throw them but i can’t help that my body is a finely honed weapon
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
people keep tapping me on the shoulder with no warning and then get upset when i judo throw them but i can’t help that my body is a finely honed weapon