Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
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Tosca doesn't understand why it's called a laptop
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Tosca doesn't understand why it's called a laptop
Tosca has been very ill (emergency visit to the vet, where we had to leave her for a drip, forced feeding and monitoring) but she's back and doing great now!
Unfortunately now Argon is not feeling well (when it rains it pours), but he should feel better soon too.
Unfortunately now Argon is not feeling well (when it rains it pours), but he should feel better soon too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tosca has been very ill (emergency visit to the vet, where we had to leave her for a drip, forced feeding and monitoring) but she's back and doing great now!
Unfortunately now Argon is not feeling well (when it rains it pours), but he should feel better soon too.
Unfortunately now Argon is not feeling well (when it rains it pours), but he should feel better soon too.
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unclench your buttocks
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
unclench your buttocks
If someone would make a movie of all of your shitposts, people would say that the shitposts were better
~ comforting thought of the day
~ comforting thought of the day
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If someone would make a movie of all of your shitposts, people would say that the shitposts were better
~ comforting thought of the day
~ comforting thought of the day
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
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guillotines are underrated as a headache removal tool
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
guillotines are underrated as a headache removal tool
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
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using fractions: 1/10 do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
using fractions: 1/10 do not recommend
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The guy who discovered Newfoundland named his kid Newfoundbaby
September 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The guy who discovered Newfoundland named his kid Newfoundbaby
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I’ve started ironing my face. More soon.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’ve started ironing my face. More soon.
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Pronouncing vague like vaggooey
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Pronouncing vague like vaggooey
Shitpost in Dutch is "schijtbericht"
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Shitpost in Dutch is "schijtbericht"
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
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Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Everyone, please stop putting me on “sexiest penis” lists. Enough already.
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Of course I’m an alpha male.
*adjusts panties
*adjusts panties
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Of course I’m an alpha male.
*adjusts panties
*adjusts panties
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I hate when some prick ruins my virginity joke.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I hate when some prick ruins my virginity joke.
I'm a huge Keneally fan so I'm kinda used to it by now, but this is still mind boggling to me 😱😍
Mike Keneally Inca Roads Cardiff 16 March 2003
YouTube video by KieranFunzig
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm a huge Keneally fan so I'm kinda used to it by now, but this is still mind boggling to me 😱😍
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tears are just eye piss
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the square root of pants is pantsless
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the square root of pants is pantsless
Me, inviting you to bed
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Me, inviting you to bed
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I loathe you! <slow wink>
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I loathe you! <slow wink>
I'm trying to think of an original butthole post but it's hard to find an opening
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm trying to think of an original butthole post but it's hard to find an opening