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jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
We’re shifting from glasses that make you into a legless cartoon character to pervert glasses you can use to record hotties on the subway without their consent. This is worth 2.5 trillion dollars
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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girlwithatail.bsky.social
Tomorrow! Saturday! Little Art Market in Silverlake! Come do some holiday shopping or just grab a coffee at the cafe and say hi!

Lyric Theatre & Cafe
2106 Hyperion Ave

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December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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drewmagary.bsky.social
The rise of AI tech is a crisis and it’s time everyone publicly came out against this shit. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
www.sfgate.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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culturecrave.co
Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people

🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
He is risen
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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girlwithatail.bsky.social
New COLLEGE TOWN!! Feat. @connershin.bsky.social & @davetheune.bsky.social!!

Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Grateful for these guests, wooly hogs, and a new Kevin Quiz!

Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

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November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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possumacquainter.bsky.social
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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mcs212.bsky.social
Picturing this guy's now on the run from the same feds who hunted down Alf
NEED TO KNOW: Kate Beckinsale initiated that her daughter Lily Sheen's boyfriend naturally laid two eggs during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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brenthor.bsky.social
I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
December 24, 2023 at 1:45 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
the tip of the spear
This woman is your FRIEND She fights for FREEDOM Liberal Gam-Gam Old white lady in a sun hat and cardigan holding a sign that says I LOVE NAPS BUT I STAY WOKE
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
offer stands
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · Nov 15
if you’re a journalist who wants to talk about how embarrassing this week has been for our profession (the michael wolff, landon thomas jr, nuzzi/bernstein of it all) message me on signal
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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rem.bsjky.team
at this round of the 12th dimensional chess game of american politics:

we'll jsut sacrifice a few pawns, and be able to take their queen. oh they appear to be stabbing us now. thats really nto allo--
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Fire Chief Dick Durbin, showing up at the four-alarm inferno with a coupon good for one (1) discounted glass of water, redeemable in three weeks.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I actually don t post much
September 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
How 1975 is the movie Night Moves (1975)?

There is post-coital fondue
Gene Hackman and Webster’s mom are in bed and Gene is at the foot of the bed hittin the fondue pot
September 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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jarjarfan69.bsky.social
We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
Nathan Fielder.
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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danozzi.bsky.social
need everyone to see this one-star review of a dog trainer
September 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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damonagnos.bsky.social
[Putting up my dukes in a fight]

Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries
September 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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michaelstipe.bsky.social
I can
I can
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
am i doing this meme right?
Virgin Chad meme: "The Virgin Dems in General Elections US. THE CHAD Dems in Specials/Midterms: Virgin: Look how conservative I am, do you like me now?? oops, I forgot to do anything other than TV ads Lets' talk about the deficit send me $5 i'm dying When they go low, we go hi campaigning w/ king joffrey for crossover votes Minnesota? It's gonna be close Chad: Opponent's mom is in my ad Trump won by 50% here? No problem. We're handing out abortion pills door-to-door previous job was delivering pizzas. Now I'm a senator platform literally Just this picture: XX Median voter? Howabout you gargle DEEZ MEATY NUTZ
August 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
this is an incredible bit
tom.medsky.social Thomas Nguyen DO @tom.medsky.social · Aug 28
That post has one like and I was like lol whut?

The one like 👇
Screen shot of the one person who liked the post about the British. It's called account that likes posts by dumb assholes Pfp looks like a bald wrestler with red leather headgear. Banner photo is Lloyd bridges sniffing glue from Airplane
August 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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theonion.com
Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
https://theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-enough-artist-to-justify-eccentrici-1819577481/
Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities
August 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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amybrown.xyz
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM