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Brinkleberry Farms' Whole Bone-in Ham Teen of the Year.
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Lost my specs but I have a conch. Figure things are gonna be just fine.
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not the step dad, but the dad who stepped up
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Getting on my ‘this is exactly why print mags are great’ soapbox again

I can’t even begin to work out how much awesome stuff I’ve discovered over the years because the magazine article on the thing I already loved was followed by one on something totally different I’d never have heard of otherwise
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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every AI advocate is like "look out specific industry, AI can now create a weird facsimile of what your specific industry makes, very poorly... looks like it's over for your industry"
May 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.
If this is what it took for you to be pushed into fascism you were probably already there
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Instead of building out green energy capacity or public transit, we’re gonna pay people to clean up the code wank from floors and walls of the vibe coding booths.
New job title just dropped on LinkedIn

“Vibe code cleanup specialist”
August 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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We need everyone back in the office because we want the serendipitous magic that only happens when you let humans get creative together and also we're replacing all of you with an AI machine that can only do things that it's seen done before
August 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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an actual gift of the internet age is how relatively easy it has become for non-wealthy people to maintain memory systems. both personal ones (photos, backups, searchable mail) and collective ones (wikis, archives, fan communities)

the glee with which that is being destroyed right now floors me
August 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Age verification? I dialed into a BBS on a 2400 baud modem
July 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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MAKE THE COMPUTER GOOD AGAIN - GET SHIRT OF THIS AT DASHARE.ZONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Saving money on printing ink and passing it along to the shareholders. Or something as equally as in service of entropy.
What an utterly dogshit rebrand. Take something unique, characterful and distinctive and make it look like every other bland corporate unbrand out there.
July 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The lead singer of Bad Religion's name is "Brad Religion"
July 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It’s done. Now what? Should I finally try to win the Magic: The Gathering Pro Tour?
Just shy of two months until the end of my contract at my current gig and I think the vibes can best be described as somewhere between "I won't leave a basement full of stuff for my kids to deal with when I die" and "who will carry on my PlayStation 2 adventures after I'm gone?"
July 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Cracking packs.
May 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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doodle. write poems you never show anyone. make banana bread. take pictures of birds. grow a plant. the goal isn’t to build job skills or “become a creative” it’s to just fool around and experience yourself and the world around you
May 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
hell yeah new pope lets go
May 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just shy of two months until the end of my contract at my current gig and I think the vibes can best be described as somewhere between "I won't leave a basement full of stuff for my kids to deal with when I die" and "who will carry on my PlayStation 2 adventures after I'm gone?"
May 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM