Soft Fruity Red (He / Him)
@comfort-zone.org
Public School Teacher. Maker. Kindness Advocate. Collector of Transformers and Masters of The Universe. Dwarf (Khuzd) Enjoyer. Profile art from Himzu Bavic. On Kaurna land. AVATAR: a stylised illustration of Daín Ironfoot sitting on top of his Battle Pig
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The funny thing is there are absolutely traits skills and characteristics that financially super successful people have and they are:
money
being born into money
knowing other people with money
money
being born into money
knowing other people with money
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The funny thing is there are absolutely traits skills and characteristics that financially super successful people have and they are:
money
being born into money
knowing other people with money
money
being born into money
knowing other people with money
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We need a word for the English language to describe feeling like you're in a history book. When a trend, technology, or event is so numbingly idiotic that you can immediately envision someone 50 or 100 years from now learning about this and saying "What the fuck was wrong with people back then?"
Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We need a word for the English language to describe feeling like you're in a history book. When a trend, technology, or event is so numbingly idiotic that you can immediately envision someone 50 or 100 years from now learning about this and saying "What the fuck was wrong with people back then?"
I do not eat crab because one day all will be crab. Crab is the final destination for us all. We mustn't eat what we will become, which is crab. Crab is all.
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Labor are only ever about the appearance of progress, they never actually deliver a single fucking thing #auspol
Unreal lmao. Literally using the ban as cover.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Labor are only ever about the appearance of progress, they never actually deliver a single fucking thing #auspol
Delete the need that the only possible way to progress in a game is to be increasingly extremely good at it. Which is to say, every game should have a Story or Accessibility Mode. Many of us love games but don't always have the reflexes to be Good At Them.
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Delete the need that the only possible way to progress in a game is to be increasingly extremely good at it. Which is to say, every game should have a Story or Accessibility Mode. Many of us love games but don't always have the reflexes to be Good At Them.
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Prohibition has never previously worked as a policy for getting people to not consume something they want, but fortunately the social media ban will buck this trend by virtue of its careful evidence-based design and Albo's friendly reassuring smile every time he fails to answer the question.
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Prohibition has never previously worked as a policy for getting people to not consume something they want, but fortunately the social media ban will buck this trend by virtue of its careful evidence-based design and Albo's friendly reassuring smile every time he fails to answer the question.
Deliverance
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Deliverance
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Nothing like a summer in the electorate to bring a dose of reality
www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...
www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...
First whispers of discontent for Labor are coming from within
Labor has the space to do what it wants – and what it wants, apparently, is to be the Liberal Party of the 1990s.
www.thenewdaily.com.au
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nothing like a summer in the electorate to bring a dose of reality
www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...
www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
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Great moments in Labor being perfectly aware of what's wrong with them but being incapable of making good choices about it
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Great moments in Labor being perfectly aware of what's wrong with them but being incapable of making good choices about it
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
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alienating people systemically is far more violent than hitting them
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
alienating people systemically is far more violent than hitting them
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I'm not fucking with that profanity tally bot because every time one of those goes viral we find out a week later it's using your data to do something like train a machine that sets cats on fire.
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'm not fucking with that profanity tally bot because every time one of those goes viral we find out a week later it's using your data to do something like train a machine that sets cats on fire.
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hey everyone, i'm finally getting top surgery! Please, i know things are hard right now for everyone, but if there's anything you can spare, or if you could share my gofundme, it would mean the world to me 💖
gofund.me/b007236e2
gofund.me/b007236e2
Donate to Help Augie get top surgery, organized by August Terrell
Hi, I'm Augie, a trans masculine non-binary person, and after over a decade of needing this,… August Terrell needs your support for Help Augie get top surgery
gofund.me
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
hey everyone, i'm finally getting top surgery! Please, i know things are hard right now for everyone, but if there's anything you can spare, or if you could share my gofundme, it would mean the world to me 💖
gofund.me/b007236e2
gofund.me/b007236e2
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM