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December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Hey, Wicked For Good when you're done taking care of that green lady, we have our own funny colored supervillain here on planet Earth that we need your help with. And he's in the White House
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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more like american canto writeo
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Jelly Roll died at the Thanksgiving dinner table just now
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Between Friends
Nazareth, TX
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I think someone should redacted redacted redacted openai redacted sam altman redacted redacted with a redacted and anyone defending them with a redacted
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Buffalo NY
Within about 10 seconds of this picture it started raining horizontally.

Kodak XX
Minolta Maxxxum 8000i

#filmphotography
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Oh god this is a true Smiling Man moment. The Era of Smiles begins
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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PA
somewhere probably

Kodak Tri-X 4000000
Nikon n80

#filmphotography
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Sorry to anyone who still likes Star Wars
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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In a just world the popularity of Rocky Horror and Phantom of the Paradise would be swapped. Phantom clears it on music, basic filmmaking, camp, and number of times it accidentally inspired Daft Punk and/or Berserk.
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM