sarah
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I genuinely wish everyone who doesn’t live in Chicago could hear the incredible rap Top Dog Law commercial
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I genuinely wish everyone who doesn’t live in Chicago could hear the incredible rap Top Dog Law commercial
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Going undercover as a slightly different kind of pervert
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Going undercover as a slightly different kind of pervert
when the bar has free snacks >>>
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
when the bar has free snacks >>>
sure, you’re mad. but you fail to consider that the imaginary working class family with inscrutable politics who chuck schumer “consults” before making any decision probably loves this
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
sure, you’re mad. but you fail to consider that the imaginary working class family with inscrutable politics who chuck schumer “consults” before making any decision probably loves this
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
had my two best college friends over for brunch 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
had my two best college friends over for brunch 🥰
how do the bears keep doing it lmao
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
how do the bears keep doing it lmao
“I used chatGPT to make my grocery list–“ ok this is what you look like to me now
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“I used chatGPT to make my grocery list–“ ok this is what you look like to me now
there is something so unsettling about seeing a grown man not eating the crusts of his bread at a restaurant… delicious crust piling up on the complimentary plate… don’t let me see you like this
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
there is something so unsettling about seeing a grown man not eating the crusts of his bread at a restaurant… delicious crust piling up on the complimentary plate… don’t let me see you like this
MIRANDA: the firm doesn’t want to make me partner because I’m a woman
CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!
SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?
CARRIE: big is moving to paris
GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!
SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?
CARRIE: big is moving to paris
GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
MIRANDA: the firm doesn’t want to make me partner because I’m a woman
CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!
SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?
CARRIE: big is moving to paris
GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
CHARLOTTE: tell me about it — no man wants to make me their partner either!
SAMANTHA: have either of you tried giving better blowjobs?
CARRIE: big is moving to paris
GUILLERMO DEL TORO: I am going to make Frankenstein sexy
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is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
disgusting. get it together nancy
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
disgusting. get it together nancy
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this morning, ICE went into a Spanish language immersion daycare and took a teacher from the building in front of screaming and crying kids and parents at dropoff and the daycare had to shut down for the day (near Lane Tech, where they were yesterday). Really hoping today's "theme" is not "daycare."
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
this morning, ICE went into a Spanish language immersion daycare and took a teacher from the building in front of screaming and crying kids and parents at dropoff and the daycare had to shut down for the day (near Lane Tech, where they were yesterday). Really hoping today's "theme" is not "daycare."
it must feel amazing to vote for someone instead of against someone else…hope to have that feeling myself, someday…
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it must feel amazing to vote for someone instead of against someone else…hope to have that feeling myself, someday…
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
*listening via earpiece, nodding solemnly* implementing Woke 2 protocol, sir
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
*listening via earpiece, nodding solemnly* implementing Woke 2 protocol, sir
watching HOUSE OF DYNAMITE on Netflix…more like house of SHIT!!! this movie STINKS!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
watching HOUSE OF DYNAMITE on Netflix…more like house of SHIT!!! this movie STINKS!!
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me on the brown line right now
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
me on the brown line right now
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Tomorrow, Linus is going to be a volunteer poll worker at his alma mater for their annual preschool mock elections. The kids vote for their favorite cracker, just like in real elections
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Tomorrow, Linus is going to be a volunteer poll worker at his alma mater for their annual preschool mock elections. The kids vote for their favorite cracker, just like in real elections
it’s the beautiful brown dog’s 7th(ish) birthday today. behold: kermit
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it’s the beautiful brown dog’s 7th(ish) birthday today. behold: kermit
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Out on patrol. ICE very active on the far North Side including Edgewater and Lincoln Square. Multiple abductions. Vulnerable folks should get off the street if they can. Street vendors should be bought out, landscapers warned. If you’re in Chicago and you’re not ICE watch trained, pls get trained.
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Out on patrol. ICE very active on the far North Side including Edgewater and Lincoln Square. Multiple abductions. Vulnerable folks should get off the street if they can. Street vendors should be bought out, landscapers warned. If you’re in Chicago and you’re not ICE watch trained, pls get trained.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
my man looking like Miley Cyrus
After every Dodgers World Series win, Freddie Freeman should get slightly bigger veneers
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
my man looking like Miley Cyrus