Steve
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Lots of pissed off people online who are apparently learning about the Democratic Party for the first time today
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Lots of pissed off people online who are apparently learning about the Democratic Party for the first time today
Getting the surgery where they take 2 inches out of each femur and use it to make one of my arms 4 inches longer
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Getting the surgery where they take 2 inches out of each femur and use it to make one of my arms 4 inches longer
Artificial sweetener Aspartame is named after the ancient Greek city of Sparta. All the scientists were watching the movie 300 and saying "Welcome to Sparta, bitch!" and doing the moves on each other when they got the idea for it
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Artificial sweetener Aspartame is named after the ancient Greek city of Sparta. All the scientists were watching the movie 300 and saying "Welcome to Sparta, bitch!" and doing the moves on each other when they got the idea for it
They're steaming my ass in a special tray
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They're steaming my ass in a special tray
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Love reading about the arts
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Love reading about the arts
Bread people aren't allowed to say "boule" anymore. You guys have to come up with a new word for that, you can't be saying "boule"
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Bread people aren't allowed to say "boule" anymore. You guys have to come up with a new word for that, you can't be saying "boule"
At Chipotle and the employees are letting me decide how much food to put in all the delivery orders. They're holding up a small scoop of food and I'm doing a slow thumbs down like in Gladiator to say the scoop should be even smaller
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
At Chipotle and the employees are letting me decide how much food to put in all the delivery orders. They're holding up a small scoop of food and I'm doing a slow thumbs down like in Gladiator to say the scoop should be even smaller
I found a pair of special sunglasses which have enlightened me to the secret truth about our society, which is that everything is slightly too bright all the time
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I found a pair of special sunglasses which have enlightened me to the secret truth about our society, which is that everything is slightly too bright all the time
I never considered that the video of me drunk and shirtless at a wedding would come back to embarrass me
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I never considered that the video of me drunk and shirtless at a wedding would come back to embarrass me
It's positioned as a complete ecosystem
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's positioned as a complete ecosystem
They're coming out with a new leaf you can put in food while you cook it. It's not just going to be bay leaf anymore
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They're coming out with a new leaf you can put in food while you cook it. It's not just going to be bay leaf anymore
Behold, what honk from yonder window breaks. It is the bobo, and Juliet is the Steven Tyler
May 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Behold, what honk from yonder window breaks. It is the bobo, and Juliet is the Steven Tyler
Walked by a lady walking her dog and she was inside the door to her building and the dog was still outside like he didn’t know he was supposed to go inside, so I said “Go inside, dode,” rather than either “Go inside, dog” or “Go inside, dude.” Not sure which I was attempting
April 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Walked by a lady walking her dog and she was inside the door to her building and the dog was still outside like he didn’t know he was supposed to go inside, so I said “Go inside, dode,” rather than either “Go inside, dog” or “Go inside, dude.” Not sure which I was attempting
The doctors say I have the wrong amount of blood... They're not sure whether it's not enough, or whether it's too much, but they know it's not the right amount
April 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The doctors say I have the wrong amount of blood... They're not sure whether it's not enough, or whether it's too much, but they know it's not the right amount
Getting jounced off the limb of the tree that is Life
April 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Getting jounced off the limb of the tree that is Life
Killing one of my favorite podcast hosts' pets for each company that sends them stuff for free
April 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Killing one of my favorite podcast hosts' pets for each company that sends them stuff for free
Getting my ass shot with buckshot and other bullets
April 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Getting my ass shot with buckshot and other bullets
Headbanging is the new smoking
April 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Headbanging is the new smoking
Every day the construction guys come and run another wire from the telephone pole in the alley to the side of my building. Every day they’re running a new wire. I don’t know what they’re running all these wires for
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Every day the construction guys come and run another wire from the telephone pole in the alley to the side of my building. Every day they’re running a new wire. I don’t know what they’re running all these wires for