Clsn
@clsn.bsky.social
Middle-aged union member and newspaper subscriber. I Don't Even Own a Television was a good podcast: I don't have the files, if you want them, try the Facebook group.
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Leia doesn’t say it like it’s a spontaneous insult either. It reads as a stereotypical slur for Wookiees
Leia calling Chewbacca a "walking carpet" seems pretty racist but I guess we're not ready to have that conversation
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Leia doesn’t say it like it’s a spontaneous insult either. It reads as a stereotypical slur for Wookiees
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had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
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Hanging out in the cover art of an algebra textbook from 1992. There's a floating cone nearby and the ground and sky are both grids but different kinds of grids. Might party with the Vitruvian Man over there later
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hanging out in the cover art of an algebra textbook from 1992. There's a floating cone nearby and the ground and sky are both grids but different kinds of grids. Might party with the Vitruvian Man over there later
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Verifying you are human. This may take a few seconds."]
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November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I didn't think Solo did well enough to get a prequel, but okay.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I didn't think Solo did well enough to get a prequel, but okay.
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In a profession where the most prominent journalists are increasingly jockeying for position on the best-seller lists and talk show circuits, you'd think one of them would've figured out that punching the bully back would be the most effective way to distance themselves from the pack.
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In a profession where the most prominent journalists are increasingly jockeying for position on the best-seller lists and talk show circuits, you'd think one of them would've figured out that punching the bully back would be the most effective way to distance themselves from the pack.
I remember this Grant Morrison era Doom Patrol arc very clearly.
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I remember this Grant Morrison era Doom Patrol arc very clearly.
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A story in 2 parts from my gym
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A story in 2 parts from my gym
What the FUCK are these DOTS doing in my GMAIL
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What the FUCK are these DOTS doing in my GMAIL
*Clara Jeffrey, thoughtfully* Maybe I could chase homeless people around with a scooter like that...
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
*Clara Jeffrey, thoughtfully* Maybe I could chase homeless people around with a scooter like that...
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Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
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This is my drug.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This is my drug.
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a fun fact is that this morning wapo wrote me telling me they were raising their subscription cost so i unsubscribed and they were like "no! wait! we'll cut the price of the subscription in half for the next year!" and i was like, ok, you got me. but this guy got me to finish the job, so mazel tov
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
a fun fact is that this morning wapo wrote me telling me they were raising their subscription cost so i unsubscribed and they were like "no! wait! we'll cut the price of the subscription in half for the next year!" and i was like, ok, you got me. but this guy got me to finish the job, so mazel tov
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NBA Executives around a summoning circle working around the clock to prove that magic is real so they can cast Cure Light Wounds on all the players instead of having them play 1 less game a season
Shams: NBA launching league-wide biomechanics assessment program in attempt to reduce injuries moving forward.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
NBA Executives around a summoning circle working around the clock to prove that magic is real so they can cast Cure Light Wounds on all the players instead of having them play 1 less game a season
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the fact I can say “countdown clock“ and you can instantly think of about a dozen teenage girl celebrities should about sum it up
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the fact I can say “countdown clock“ and you can instantly think of about a dozen teenage girl celebrities should about sum it up
"bottomless trap hole"
hope to see you in the kind of predicament that is normally reserved for the unnamed characters in Yu-Gi-Oh trap cards
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"bottomless trap hole"
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Marked For Death, by Emma Ruth Rundle
8 track album
emmaruthrundle.bandcamp.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jesus Christ dude what did you do to your face.
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Goo Goo Dolls: Tiny Desk Concert
At the Tiny Desk, our small office crowd joins the thousands who have been inside of these power ballads and felt something real.
www.npr.org
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Jesus Christ dude what did you do to your face.
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Not I.
WE.
WE.
I’m gonna get the
Gatefold from “Yessongs” tattooed
On my ankle, dude
Gatefold from “Yessongs” tattooed
On my ankle, dude
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Not I.
WE.
WE.
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I’m gonna get the
Gatefold from “Yessongs” tattooed
On my ankle, dude
Gatefold from “Yessongs” tattooed
On my ankle, dude
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m gonna get the
Gatefold from “Yessongs” tattooed
On my ankle, dude
Gatefold from “Yessongs” tattooed
On my ankle, dude
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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The important thing to bear in mind as Trump's popularity begins to wobble is that the disastrous economic consequences of the things he's done in the first 10 months of this term have not even *begun* to hit. We've been coasting on the fumes of the economy he inherited and soon they'll be gone.
my wife and her entire team were fired over Zoom from their program manager jobs at a local nonprofit Seattle hospital this Spring because Trump just stopped paying Medicaid reimbursements. and this is a relatively affluent urban center
we're really not prepared for what's coming
we're really not prepared for what's coming
As a direct result of President Trump's Big Ugly Bill, almost 300 jobs will be cut from Providence Swedish's First Hill, Cherry Hill, Ballard, and Issaquah hospitals and clinics. These are not the only layoffs we've seen in our health care system in Washington state in recent months.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The important thing to bear in mind as Trump's popularity begins to wobble is that the disastrous economic consequences of the things he's done in the first 10 months of this term have not even *begun* to hit. We've been coasting on the fumes of the economy he inherited and soon they'll be gone.
Gooning party but for life admin.
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Gooning party but for life admin.
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I read the new R. Crumb comic today and it bummed me out - it’s heartening to see that in his 80s he can still draw like a motherfucker, but he’s totally fallen down the anti-vax rabbit hole, he even recommends RFK jr’s books. *extended Charlie Brown sigh*
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I read the new R. Crumb comic today and it bummed me out - it’s heartening to see that in his 80s he can still draw like a motherfucker, but he’s totally fallen down the anti-vax rabbit hole, he even recommends RFK jr’s books. *extended Charlie Brown sigh*