Chris Kelly
@ckelly.net
Software Engineer. Formerly Pantastic, Guideline 401k, HubSpot, Echo Nest. Casual gamer, lifelong Cleveland sports fan.
Formerly ckelly@twitter.
Portland, Maine
https://ckelly.net
Formerly ckelly@twitter.
Portland, Maine
https://ckelly.net
Reposted by Chris Kelly
That's how I remember it
June 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
That's how I remember it
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
May 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey.
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Taylor Swift is the only billionaire who isn't down 30% today because she owns the only asset that's worth anything now, Taylor Swift masters.
April 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Taylor Swift is the only billionaire who isn't down 30% today because she owns the only asset that's worth anything now, Taylor Swift masters.
More like this, Dems
March 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
More like this, Dems
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Drake: well he humiliated me with music fans, at the Grammys, at the Super Bowl, but surely that’s it. He has reached the limit of getting people to sing along to that song, he cannot go any further, it’s-it’s impossible! It’s over!
Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
March 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Drake: well he humiliated me with music fans, at the Grammys, at the Super Bowl, but surely that’s it. He has reached the limit of getting people to sing along to that song, he cannot go any further, it’s-it’s impossible! It’s over!
Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
Kendrick Lamar, eyes sparking with lightning:
Reposted by Chris Kelly
This is my entire life
March 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is my entire life
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Reposted by Chris Kelly
In 1890, the Tariff Act came into place in the United States. It placed tariffs on imports of up to 50%.
While touted as a way to build American industry, there was also the hope it would force an annexation of Canada. It backfired.
Let's learn more.
🧵1/10
While touted as a way to build American industry, there was also the hope it would force an annexation of Canada. It backfired.
Let's learn more.
🧵1/10
March 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In 1890, the Tariff Act came into place in the United States. It placed tariffs on imports of up to 50%.
While touted as a way to build American industry, there was also the hope it would force an annexation of Canada. It backfired.
Let's learn more.
🧵1/10
While touted as a way to build American industry, there was also the hope it would force an annexation of Canada. It backfired.
Let's learn more.
🧵1/10
Reposted by Chris Kelly
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
Reposted by Chris Kelly
The way everything is going in 2025, this is definitely gonna hit the Panama Canal 😅
The chance of asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting out planet in 2032 is now 1.5%, or 1 in 67.
The OVERWHELMING likelihood is that the asteroid will miss Earth.
But for the first time ever, we might have to seriously consider a deflection mission soon.
Let me explain. 🧵 (1/x)
The OVERWHELMING likelihood is that the asteroid will miss Earth.
But for the first time ever, we might have to seriously consider a deflection mission soon.
Let me explain. 🧵 (1/x)
a picture of the earth and an asteroid with the national geographic logo
Alt: a picture of the earth and an asteroid heading towards it
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The way everything is going in 2025, this is definitely gonna hit the Panama Canal 😅
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Celebrating New Year’s Eve by making my cat a festive charcaterie plate.
December 31, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Celebrating New Year’s Eve by making my cat a festive charcaterie plate.
Reposted by Chris Kelly
gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM
gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods
The most important update in today's macOS 15.2 is not the AI stuff, but the addition of a menu bar weather widget :D
(System Settings -> Control Center -> Menu Bar Only section)
(System Settings -> Control Center -> Menu Bar Only section)
December 11, 2024 at 7:50 PM
The most important update in today's macOS 15.2 is not the AI stuff, but the addition of a menu bar weather widget :D
(System Settings -> Control Center -> Menu Bar Only section)
(System Settings -> Control Center -> Menu Bar Only section)
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Made a starter pack here of folks that either cover teams in Cleveland or frequently post about them! go.bsky.app/EvPhr3X
November 26, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Made a starter pack here of folks that either cover teams in Cleveland or frequently post about them! go.bsky.app/EvPhr3X
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Today's events highlighted the need for a USGS-powered quakebot on Bluesky that offers information for the entire United States. AFAIK it didn't exist, so I built it. Please check it out and lmk what you think
#Earthquake #Quake
bsky.app
December 6, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Today's events highlighted the need for a USGS-powered quakebot on Bluesky that offers information for the entire United States. AFAIK it didn't exist, so I built it. Please check it out and lmk what you think
#Earthquake #Quake
December 3, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Browns, this is easy - just re-sign Winston any way you can
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Browns, this is easy - just re-sign Winston any way you can
Reposted by Chris Kelly
Welcome to The Good Place,,, I got yo backs with some starter packs 👇🏾
My 1st Starter Pack / General
go.bsky.app/QtvWbjH
Black Excellence
go.bsky.app/F5kYEyc
SPORTS,!!
go.bsky.app/8zyN8FV
MUSIC,!!!
go.bsky.app/5K15oMe
Memes + Jokes
go.bsky.app/Dz4nLst
NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
go.bsky.app/GyXWWej
My 1st Starter Pack / General
go.bsky.app/QtvWbjH
Black Excellence
go.bsky.app/F5kYEyc
SPORTS,!!
go.bsky.app/8zyN8FV
MUSIC,!!!
go.bsky.app/5K15oMe
Memes + Jokes
go.bsky.app/Dz4nLst
NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
go.bsky.app/GyXWWej
November 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Welcome to The Good Place,,, I got yo backs with some starter packs 👇🏾
My 1st Starter Pack / General
go.bsky.app/QtvWbjH
Black Excellence
go.bsky.app/F5kYEyc
SPORTS,!!
go.bsky.app/8zyN8FV
MUSIC,!!!
go.bsky.app/5K15oMe
Memes + Jokes
go.bsky.app/Dz4nLst
NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
go.bsky.app/GyXWWej
My 1st Starter Pack / General
go.bsky.app/QtvWbjH
Black Excellence
go.bsky.app/F5kYEyc
SPORTS,!!
go.bsky.app/8zyN8FV
MUSIC,!!!
go.bsky.app/5K15oMe
Memes + Jokes
go.bsky.app/Dz4nLst
NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
go.bsky.app/GyXWWej
Wow Dune Part 2 is a just about perfect movie. Villeneuve 👌
November 21, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Wow Dune Part 2 is a just about perfect movie. Villeneuve 👌
Reposted by Chris Kelly
I made a very stupid thing
What if the firehose were The Matrix?
Presenting, ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev/bsky-digital...
#atproto
What if the firehose were The Matrix?
Presenting, ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev/bsky-digital...
#atproto
ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev
November 19, 2024 at 8:00 AM
I made a very stupid thing
What if the firehose were The Matrix?
Presenting, ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev/bsky-digital...
#atproto
What if the firehose were The Matrix?
Presenting, ATmospheric Digital Rain
jakebailey.dev/bsky-digital...
#atproto
Reposted by Chris Kelly
at 20MM i hope we get commemorative tote bags
November 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
at 20MM i hope we get commemorative tote bags
Reposted by Chris Kelly
looks like if Doc Brown had a younger brother who owned an underworld-adjacent nightclub (complimentary)
November 15, 2024 at 5:34 PM
looks like if Doc Brown had a younger brother who owned an underworld-adjacent nightclub (complimentary)