Sheep in the carpark.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sheep in the carpark.
My dad once did a mime of a blind man washing an elephant (in front of 80 people).
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My dad once did a mime of a blind man washing an elephant (in front of 80 people).
I wouldn't like to be a bird.
Flying along on a windy day and suddenly... *rain face*
Flying along on a windy day and suddenly... *rain face*
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I wouldn't like to be a bird.
Flying along on a windy day and suddenly... *rain face*
Flying along on a windy day and suddenly... *rain face*
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I had a mate who looked a lot like Beryl Reid.
October 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I had a mate who looked a lot like Beryl Reid.
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Residents of Dolgellau give thanks to the Gods as the clocks on their microwaves, car radios, ovens and VHS players all tell the correct time for the first time in 6 months.
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Residents of Dolgellau give thanks to the Gods as the clocks on their microwaves, car radios, ovens and VHS players all tell the correct time for the first time in 6 months.
I'm sorry I snapped all the spaghetti, it was crunchy and made me feel strong.
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm sorry I snapped all the spaghetti, it was crunchy and made me feel strong.
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One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
November 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again
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And this painting is *also* now on display, and on sale, at The Yard Gallery in Sheffield. You can go in and look and buy it and everything. Hours of fun.
Good morning. Here's a new painting called:
'Well, well, well, if it isn't the universe'
'Well, well, well, if it isn't the universe'
October 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And this painting is *also* now on display, and on sale, at The Yard Gallery in Sheffield. You can go in and look and buy it and everything. Hours of fun.
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If you would like to know a bit more about my art, my website is the best place to start:
www.paulgarrard.com
www.paulgarrard.com
Paul Garrard
Paul Garrard multimedia artist
www.paulgarrard.com
October 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
If you would like to know a bit more about my art, my website is the best place to start:
www.paulgarrard.com
www.paulgarrard.com
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Bollocks, I Shrunk the Kids
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bollocks, I Shrunk the Kids
Bollocks to the Future.
Bollocks, I Shrunk the Kids
October 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bollocks to the Future.
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[campfire story]
"—then HE said…"
*everybody leans forward*
"Gary, you leaned too far, your moustache's on fire"
Everybody: huh?
Gary: ARGH!
"—then HE said…"
*everybody leans forward*
"Gary, you leaned too far, your moustache's on fire"
Everybody: huh?
Gary: ARGH!
October 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
[campfire story]
"—then HE said…"
*everybody leans forward*
"Gary, you leaned too far, your moustache's on fire"
Everybody: huh?
Gary: ARGH!
"—then HE said…"
*everybody leans forward*
"Gary, you leaned too far, your moustache's on fire"
Everybody: huh?
Gary: ARGH!
Much wind here.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Much wind here.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
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[First day as a taxi driver]
Base on radio: “What’s your ETA?”
Me, stammers: “Erm, an egg and cress sandwich and a bag of cheese and onion crisps, B”
Base on radio: “What’s your ETA?”
Me, stammers: “Erm, an egg and cress sandwich and a bag of cheese and onion crisps, B”
October 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
[First day as a taxi driver]
Base on radio: “What’s your ETA?”
Me, stammers: “Erm, an egg and cress sandwich and a bag of cheese and onion crisps, B”
Base on radio: “What’s your ETA?”
Me, stammers: “Erm, an egg and cress sandwich and a bag of cheese and onion crisps, B”
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Large omelette for lunch. Practically an omel.
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Large omelette for lunch. Practically an omel.
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It's all Dada (2025) www.paulgarrard.xyz/2025/10/its-...
It's all Dada (2025)
The art of Paul Garrard
www.paulgarrard.xyz
October 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It's all Dada (2025) www.paulgarrard.xyz/2025/10/its-...
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Nigel Farage would definitely eat a swan. But only the right wing.
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nigel Farage would definitely eat a swan. But only the right wing.
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How would Donny Tramp behave on the Titanic?
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
How would Donny Tramp behave on the Titanic?